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Subject: Need Three More Players For A Team Of Six.

Why was 6 afraid of 7?




It wasn't, numbers are not sentient beings and thus incapable of feeling fear. Get your facts straight.

I, and my friend cRiPpL3fIgHt45, are looking for other people to join us in Premium Battle, Invasion, or whatever else seems to be the most logical to involve ourselve in at the time. We are sick of stupid, crappy, teamkilling, AFKing, quitting teammates; and now we want to find other players through the Classifieds. Hergo, I am on the classifieds.

A FEW BASE REQUIREMENTS:
1) A K/D over 1. I realize this might not sound impressive, but most random's I get stuck with have their's significantly below 1. DO NOT POST HERE EXPRESSING AN INTEREST IN JOINING IF YOUR K/D IS BELOW 1! Prefered K/D is 1.35 or above, but you will still be considered if it is lower.

2) Maturity comes with age(Most of the time). I require you to be at least 15 years of age and have the mental capacity to understand things as well as a 15 year old or more. This means if your balls haven't dropped, or if you don't know what they're for, then don't even respond.

3) Skill sets beyond a single weapon. Basically, you need to be able to use a variety of weapons/vehicles on the battlefield. DMR/Needle Rifle are a must. Good Falcon/Banshee pilots would be nice.

4) Teamwork skills. If you're joining us, then be prepared to work with the team. Now, I won't be barking orders at you or anything, but don't complain about every death or assist you get. This makes meh angry.

5) Have a semi-decent sense of humor. If you have no humor, then don't even attempt to join; as I will, in no way, associate myself with you.

That should be all. If there's a question or concern, PM me on Bungie.net. Otherwise, our business is concluded.

Adieu, mes amis.

And always remember: Don't insult the aligator until after you cross the river.

  • 09.03.2011 7:37 PM PDT

I'm down with playing with you guys whenever, my current k/d is 1.61

  • 09.03.2011 9:04 PM PDT
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Saturday, March 26, 2011. Friday, August 12, 2011. Sunday October 9th 2011. December 28th - 29th, 2011. Thursday, Friday, January 19 - 20th, 2012
  /l、
゙(゚、 。 7
 l、゙ ~ヽ . . . . . . . About 5 ( Runner S Lx )
 じしf_, )ノ . . . . "The cowboy hats are coming towards the cameras!"

#5 is a bit harsh, babe. Are you guys really serious face uber xXMLG about this or are you a bit light on those who aren't as good at the game? And BTW, my K/D is only that high because I play infection too much. And it's only 1.5... Just reply to this and I'll get on xbox but for now, I'll be watching the StarWars series on spike because I have yet to see it since, well, basically ever. Oh yea, and reptiles ain't got nothing on me! Which is a double negative... Poop.

I <3 Banshee + Magnum.

[Edited on 09.03.2011 9:24 PM PDT]

  • 09.03.2011 9:21 PM PDT

Why was 6 afraid of 7?




It wasn't, numbers are not sentient beings and thus incapable of feeling fear. Get your facts straight.


Posted by: JDZ5

#5 is saying 'Have a sense of humor'. We're not serious and enraged MLG tryhards.

  • 09.03.2011 9:23 PM PDT
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Saturday, March 26, 2011. Friday, August 12, 2011. Sunday October 9th 2011. December 28th - 29th, 2011. Thursday, Friday, January 19 - 20th, 2012
  /l、
゙(゚、 。 7
 l、゙ ~ヽ . . . . . . . About 5 ( Runner S Lx )
 じしf_, )ノ . . . . "The cowboy hats are coming towards the cameras!"

Why can people reply so fast in the damn classifieds!?!?!? Give me 5 minutes...

  • 09.03.2011 9:25 PM PDT

Why was 6 afraid of 7?




It wasn't, numbers are not sentient beings and thus incapable of feeling fear. Get your facts straight.


Posted by: JDZ5
Why can people reply so fast in the damn classifieds!?!?!? Give me 5 minutes...

It's been seven. If you want to join us, then send a FR to me and cripple. Then we'll get together at our earliest convinience and see how we do together.

  • 09.03.2011 9:34 PM PDT

@ #2 what if i don't have balls?

  • 09.03.2011 11:04 PM PDT

Why was 6 afraid of 7?




It wasn't, numbers are not sentient beings and thus incapable of feeling fear. Get your facts straight.


Posted by: steeveroz
@ #2 what if i don't have balls?

Didn't think of that, since girl gamers are more rare. Ummmm, just be mature and at least 15 I guess. The balls thing was just an methaphor.

[Edited on 09.04.2011 6:09 AM PDT]

  • 09.04.2011 6:09 AM PDT

XD got it

  • 09.04.2011 8:29 AM PDT