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Subject: Who Will be my Arch Nemesis?

Mr.-blam!-akimushroombuttcoconut!

  • 09.09.2004 4:12 PM PDT

Here is a song:

Dear Mr.Coconut
Hi Mr.coconut whatcha doin looossin on easy.
oops,I think I hit nerve!!
You suck suck that grunts thing and stop!
You die I kill you,you to easy for my rifle!I rule you suck!
That is my point sucker.

Hi sucker,
Blue Elite

  • 09.09.2004 4:21 PM PDT
Subject: Why is Coconut so -blam!-?

Yeah,why are you.

P.S your mom was hotter than you.

  • 09.09.2004 4:22 PM PDT
Subject: Who Will be my Arch Nemesis?

Meet you all contestants in a dark alley if you do not give up.I already met coconut butt.

  • 09.09.2004 4:26 PM PDT
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someone has way too much time on their hands

  • 09.09.2004 4:27 PM PDT

A shadow creeps up on kendoboy.A figure named beefy appears out of his pants...



Setting:A dark alley.
Time
11:34 P.M

  • 09.09.2004 4:31 PM PDT
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Ha Ha Ha very funny, seriously.

[Edited on 9/9/2004 4:37:58 PM]

  • 09.09.2004 4:36 PM PDT

Slam...whiz perverted mind BE prepares to fire his sperm ray.

  • 09.09.2004 4:38 PM PDT
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Pervert. pervert, Meet your arch enemy Trojan Man.

  • 09.09.2004 4:41 PM PDT

Sperm ray fires and hits trojan man in the face.

  • 09.09.2004 4:45 PM PDT
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Trojan man counters with his letex gun, with spermicide.

  • 09.09.2004 4:48 PM PDT

Super -blam!- rifle hits trojan man.

  • 09.09.2004 4:50 PM PDT
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Posted by: Blue Elite
Super -blam!- rifle hits trojan man.


Trojan man-"you got me. May my enemy Premature Ejaculator die."
-Trojan Man dies-

  • 09.09.2004 4:52 PM PDT

Takes a dump on trojan man.

  • 09.09.2004 4:56 PM PDT
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Minions Devour Trojan man's carcass and feces.
Octaian and blue Elite make truce Blue Elite on Octaian's no kill list for multiplayer.

  • 09.09.2004 4:58 PM PDT

Now where is this coconut at??

  • 09.09.2004 5:00 PM PDT
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probably up some grunt's ass (literally). Ouch

  • 09.09.2004 5:01 PM PDT
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Kendoboy, you've got an ally against Peckerhead over there.

  • 09.09.2004 5:37 PM PDT
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Well, I'd have to say Blue Elite is definitely winning.

Alas! You will fall- you foolish fool!

Any other takers before I make it official?

  • 09.09.2004 5:44 PM PDT
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I know. Let's crush him with a stack of -blam!- tapes!!

  • 09.09.2004 5:48 PM PDT
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NO! Better Idea! Lock him in the -blam!- store! No he'll think that's too rewarding. Oh! Litter his yard with Trojans! Naw, that sucks! Help me out here!

  • 09.09.2004 5:53 PM PDT
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Posted by: Precious Roy
I know. Let's crush him with a stack of -blam!- tapes!!

Lets use a piano instead- much more comical. It lands in a most glorious way, JANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eat staples, Blue Idiot!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

See, its begun. Your going to pay, Blue Elite!

And oh my gosh, your signature is so stupid!!!

Heres his signature:
A grenade can blow you up,but my round can blow away your nuts.Permanetly. And by the way I'm dumb.

What a dumb signature. Well if you blow away your nuts, duh, its permanent unless you can afford some freaky surgery. Its just dumb. Who else thinks its dumb? Its dumb.

  • 09.09.2004 5:54 PM PDT
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I think it, him, and his nuts if he has any are dumb.

  • 09.09.2004 5:57 PM PDT
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Precious takes the Nail Gun, and with supreme accuracy, lands 34 shots. 1 for each ball.

  • 09.09.2004 6:02 PM PDT

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