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Subject: What animal would you be?
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You know you can put your hamster in this race car thing, and he'll run and itll be so cool.

  • 09.09.2004 8:37 PM PDT
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Posted by: GreenChief

Kind of like this guy?


LOL! Yeah, I'd be him or Godzilla. Either way, humankind will be pwned, BWAHA- i mean- GRRR!!! NYAAAHH!!

  • 09.09.2004 9:27 PM PDT

With B.B. gone, the passion of Bungie.net has lessened.

Do fictitious animals count?

If so, then I'd want to be one of them great, big, giant Sandworms of Arrakis. Hehe.... oh, wait a sec....

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But, if not, I'd want to be a raven. Black feathers, evil-looking, able-to-fly... what more could I ask for?

  • 09.09.2004 9:43 PM PDT
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I'd be a Japanese snow monkey. When not looking for food they spend all their life just chilling out in a mountain hot spa, to keep warm while surrounded by snow.
Or a Koala bear- they spend 23 hours a day asleep...nuff said.

Any animal that has made an evolutionary niche that invloves a large amount of chilling out deserves respect in my eyes, as inactivity is my main activity.

  • 09.10.2004 9:39 AM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

I would be a collosal 16" tall 83' wide beast. Razor sharp external reproductive organs and the eyes of a cucumber. A deadly match, to be sure.

  • 09.10.2004 9:56 AM PDT
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oliphant. all the way. let some dumb sonofa-blam!- try and ride me...

  • 09.10.2004 10:37 AM PDT
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Maybe id become bigfoot and walk through a busy town, that would get people talking hehe

  • 09.10.2004 11:09 AM PDT
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fire breathing pirhana

  • 09.10.2004 11:53 AM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

If I did, you'd get cutted by my razor sharp external reproductive organs. And I think 83 feet wide wouldnt fit to well on your back, mr oliphaunt. Or should I say their real name, Mumakil.

  • 09.10.2004 11:55 AM PDT
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a pistol wielding flamingo

  • 09.10.2004 12:01 PM PDT
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Posted by: Pink Menace
I would be a collosal 16" tall 83' wide beast...If I did, you'd get cutted by my razor sharp external reproductive organs. And I think 83 feet wide wouldnt fit to well on your back, mr oliphaunt. Or should I say their real name, Mumakil.

dude, i'd trample the hell out of your 16" tall ass. you'd come up to my toenails.

  • 09.10.2004 12:06 PM PDT
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a fifty foot tall komodo dragon, a real Godzilla.

  • 09.10.2004 12:08 PM PDT
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Somehow i knew that someone was going to choose Oliphant

I almost put it in the poll.

  • 09.10.2004 3:56 PM PDT
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i would be a umm the lochness monster or umm if i couldnt be that idd be an hawk

[Edited on 9/10/2004 3:58:01 PM]

  • 09.10.2004 3:57 PM PDT
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Eagle eats Hawk

and you can be whatever you want to be...

  • 09.10.2004 3:59 PM PDT
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I'd be a snake. Then I can strangle those dumb squirrels to death and swallow them whole.

  • 09.10.2004 4:08 PM PDT
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I saw a thingy some where(cant remember)

where the squirl has a self defense mechanism in its tail and its tail heats up to ward off snakes or somthing like that

So you eat rabbits instaed

  • 09.10.2004 4:15 PM PDT
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Posted by: ca34786

So you eat rabbits instaed

YES! KILL THOSE DAMN RABBITS!! KILL EM ALL!!!

  • 09.10.2004 4:17 PM PDT
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There are so many Jack Rabits in Arizona

you cant go out side for five minutes without seeing a jack rabit
unless your blind, or you have your eyes closed.

  • 09.10.2004 4:29 PM PDT
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Posted by: ca34786
There are so many Jack Rabits in Arizona

you cant go out side for five minutes without seeing a jack rabit
unless your blind, or you have your eyes closed.

Just do what they did with the deer in Yellowstone. Get a bunch of wolves running around to control the rabbit population.

  • 09.10.2004 4:31 PM PDT
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Posted by: GreenChief
I'd like to be a lion.

They have sex every twenty minutes and sleep 19 hours a day. Which is about as far away from my life, and still be a mammal, as you can get.


Congratulations, GreenChief. You win.

I get second, though, cause I can take the girl for a ride.

  • 09.10.2004 7:18 PM PDT
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Mad cow disease.

  • 09.11.2004 11:40 AM PDT
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a whale sperm, i mean, a sperm whale

  • 09.11.2004 12:23 PM PDT

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