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Posted by: A Bit Of Zero
This thread would have appealed to me more if it was written with crayons. Posted by: King Dutchy
I broke one of the cords for my X11s because I couldn't get past the final American course in Doritos Crash Course.
Posted by: Blue Jesse
Posted by: hdubya
Do you have what it takes?
Prior experience working on user-facing production servers in a high-availability environment.
Nope.
Solid programming skills in C# and SQL.
None.
Deep understanding of Windows Server, IIS, Active Directory, Performance counters, etc.
Oooh performance counters! I can use task manager.
Understanding of TCP/IP, Windows routing tables, etc.
I know IP stands for internet protocol without googling it. Give me a cookie. Other stuff is gibberish.
Willingness to do occasional late-night software maintenance work
Actually, I wouldn't mind that.
Passion for delivering a great end-user game experience
Eh. If it works, it works. It doesn't need to be great.
Propensity for rattling off arcane Windows knowledge such as the merits of icacls over cacls, or the finer points of netsh.
Wut? Speak english, dammit!
So, am I hired? :D
I was going to apply but after seeing your resume I realise the standard of competition is alot higher than I thought.
[Edited on 09.09.2011 7:14 AM PDT]