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Subject: How do you think you measure up to the person above you?


Posted by: bluesreaper121

Posted by: Red Puegeot

Posted by: bluesreaper121
well i got higher k/d but you have more experience at this game. if it was just 1v1 dmrs only i think i might win, but otherwise you would. whatever we did would be close fight i think


Lol also look at my by playlist, infection brings it down by about .1
lol ya it probably does. my k/d is a little more then .1 higher tho, but you cant judge accurately just off of k/d

  • 09.23.2011 8:51 AM PDT

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Posted by: bluesreaper121

I wouldn't get a perfection
but I dont think i would lose
I say this because of KD in all playlists
Although
the top 5 weapons are good choices - i bet youre sneaky

  • 09.23.2011 8:51 AM PDT

I must go now, my planet needs me.

Damm good!
He'd beat me any day.

  • 09.23.2011 8:53 AM PDT


Posted by: william ian
would be close

  • 09.23.2011 8:56 AM PDT


Posted by: Red Puegeot

I win.

  • 09.23.2011 9:55 AM PDT

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Posted by: InputMantis
I win.
I would have to go threw therapy for getting my -blam!- kicked so hard

  • 09.23.2011 11:10 AM PDT

I like turtles.

Yes, way better.

Huh, I didnt even check!!! And I was just saying that sarcastically but, I am better.

[Edited on 09.23.2011 11:13 AM PDT]

  • 09.23.2011 11:12 AM PDT

Absent of flooding.

Yup.

  • 09.23.2011 12:49 PM PDT

Posted by: Gangster No1
Anyone who claims the AR takes skill ought to shoot himself in the head. Preferably with the AR because they'll most likely miss with any other weapon.


Posted by: Davey
Out-DMR'd him once and never again.

So obviously I'm worse.

  • 09.23.2011 12:51 PM PDT

You are a retard if you try to bring up this account's Reach playtime.

PM for actual GT.

Kick his ass

  • 09.23.2011 12:51 PM PDT
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Posted by: Five seveN
Kick his ass
You have an impressive k/d but come back to me after playing 500+ games. So I'm not sure yet competitively. However I'm sure I could forge better than you can.

  • 09.23.2011 12:55 PM PDT

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Posted by: Five seveN
Kick his ass

a good few inches on this guy...

  • 09.23.2011 12:57 PM PDT

I want you, if I can't have you then I don't want anyone!
Longshot, boom your dead.

I AM THE BEST PLAYER EVER, EVERYONE WHO POSTED BEFORE ME AND WHO POSTS AFTER ME ARE USELESS COMPARED TO ME.

  • 09.23.2011 12:57 PM PDT


Posted by: Kelly Clarkson
I AM THE BEST PLAYER EVER, EVERYONE WHO POSTED BEFORE ME AND WHO POSTS AFTER ME ARE USELESS COMPARED TO ME.


45% lolGold in Season 8: I would destroy him.

  • 09.23.2011 12:58 PM PDT
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Posted by: chrishans

Posted by: Kelly Clarkson
I AM THE BEST PLAYER EVER, EVERYONE WHO POSTED BEFORE ME AND WHO POSTS AFTER ME ARE USELESS COMPARED TO ME.


45% lolGold in Season 8: I would destroy him.
I'm not very good at playing halo, but I am an expert when it comes to making male elites roar with pleasure. ;3

  • 09.23.2011 1:01 PM PDT

I want you, if I can't have you then I don't want anyone!
Longshot, boom your dead.


Posted by: chrishans

Posted by: Kelly Clarkson
I AM THE BEST PLAYER EVER, EVERYONE WHO POSTED BEFORE ME AND WHO POSTS AFTER ME ARE USELESS COMPARED TO ME.


45% lolGold in Season 8: I would destroy him.


1.58, I hover over kids like you.

  • 09.23.2011 1:02 PM PDT

I want you, if I can't have you then I don't want anyone!
Longshot, boom your dead.


Posted by: A Female elite

Posted by: chrishans

Posted by: Kelly Clarkson
I AM THE BEST PLAYER EVER, EVERYONE WHO POSTED BEFORE ME AND WHO POSTS AFTER ME ARE USELESS COMPARED TO ME.


45% lolGold in Season 8: I would destroy him.
I'm not very good at playing halo, but I am an expert when it comes to making male elites roar with pleasure. ;3


You make me so wet sometimes.

  • 09.23.2011 1:02 PM PDT
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Posted by: Kelly Clarkson

Posted by: A Female elite

Posted by: chrishans

Posted by: Kelly Clarkson
I AM THE BEST PLAYER EVER, EVERYONE WHO POSTED BEFORE ME AND WHO POSTS AFTER ME ARE USELESS COMPARED TO ME.


45% lolGold in Season 8: I would destroy him.
I'm not very good at playing halo, but I am an expert when it comes to making male elites roar with pleasure. ;3


You make me so wet sometimes.
Oh my! Well....it's been a while since I've been with a member of the same sex. ;3

  • 09.23.2011 1:03 PM PDT


Posted by: Kelly Clarkson

Posted by: chrishans

Posted by: Kelly Clarkson
I AM THE BEST PLAYER EVER, EVERYONE WHO POSTED BEFORE ME AND WHO POSTS AFTER ME ARE USELESS COMPARED TO ME.


45% lolGold in Season 8: I would destroy him.


1.58, I hover over kids like you.


Sure thing Colonel. Everyone's very impressed by your ability to kill retards in BTB. Nice 1.6 K/D in the easiest playlist of the game by the way, Team Slayer.

Obviously being a lolGold I wasn't able to find any Arena games where we had opponents in common (because the players at lolGold lack thumbs, so I quickly progressed out of that division, never being placed in it). But I was able to find a couple games like this, where you got crapped on by some mid-level Onyx players so hard that you had to quit out. That's enough evidence for me that you're bad. Troll harder next time, kid.

  • 09.23.2011 1:08 PM PDT

She for whom time has spun


chrishans

It would probably be a fairly even match, and my only hope of a clean victory would probably be to try and catch him when he doesn't have an easy DMR kill on me.

[Edited on 09.23.2011 1:15 PM PDT]

  • 09.23.2011 1:14 PM PDT
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Now it's time for one of my horrific yet twistedly hilarious halo erotica.

The human and covenant war had long ended. Humans and the sanghieli were now in a delicate diplomatic relationship. I met the arbiter at one of the negotiation meetings. Although the war was over, we needed to rebuild. the sanghieli, felt it was their duty to help us rebuild since they contributed to Earth's near annihilation.

We caught eachother's eyes for just a second, and we both fell in love. I didn't know how he felt about me until later that night, I was beamed out of my bed and kidnapped by thel. He was flying a seraph equipped with beaming technology. I woke up in surprise, I thought I was dreaming. I saw the arbiter looking at me. He said "don't be afraid human. What is your name?"

"j-jane". "jane...such a nice name for a human female." I don't know what came over me, because just then, I ran right at him and hugged him. Instead of pushing me away and acting surprised, he hugged me back. Then we both began to strip our clothes, without words. Just animal instinct.

We were both naked, I eyed his body over and noticed his sanghieli "pride" between his legs. It had a knot. I gently caressed the brand on his chest, filled with lust and desire and he nibbled on my breasts with his mandibles. They tickled. He said to me "Marry me Jane." and I looked up into his eyes. They were loving. "Yes...I want to be with you forever! Please....dominate this human!"He grinned at me and He then laid me on his bed, and gently spread my legs. I threw my arms around his back and gripped his shoulderblades as he thrust into me. His girth was incredible and his reach was far. I moaned and tensed up, he stopped. He looked down at me and said

"were it so easy"

Then he thrust the rest of the way into me, I felt the bulging knot barely pass through my lips. I cried out loudly, with passion. I told him how much I loved him , and to take me away on the great journey. His mandibles shifted in what appeared to be a grin. He pulled out, almost to the tip, and thrust back in. I reached up and kissed the mouth inside his mandibles, they raked gently against my cheeks. I felt his long digits graps my buttocks and squeeze. It tickled, and I moaned. I loved him so much. I was in heaven.

Thel growled and picked up the pace, thrusting inside of me again and again and again. He grabbed a hold of my arms and then pinned them down, growling as he gave it to me. I felt the all too familiar feeling of impending climax, and so did he. I heard of and felt him grunting more and more, and I screamed as my body was ravaged by the most white hot orgasm I ever felt. My toes curled, I thought I was going to pass out as he shot his seed into my depths. I could feel it overflow and gush out the sides of my sex. Here I was thinking that the war was over. But now I had been totally dominated by a handsome elite. I loved it. I wanted to have his babies.
____________________


A few months later, I found out I was pregnant. I didn't think it was possible! I did not have any relations with any men! Well, no human men at least. I told thel that the child may be his. We were both very happy and very excited. Perhaps a half-human half-elite child would help unify our race! But more than that, he was ours. The child would be the product of our love.

The day finally came and I was rushed to the hospital. Both sanghieli surgeons and human surgeons helped deliver our baby. It was painful, but I was now a mother. SO pushed, and soon I heard a strange crying/wheezing sound. The nurses gasped, their faces twisted with horror. They handed me my baby. He was beautiful. He had blond hair, like me and he had his father's mandibles. One of his eyes was blue, and one of them was yellow with an elliptical pupil.


I held him in my arms and showed him to thel. He looked at me and told me he loved me. But then.... our child exploded. The ddifferent genetic chemicals reacted to eachother when they were exposed to air, causing an internal expansion. I cried, and thel set his and on my shoulder and said
"were it so easy jane. "

  • 09.23.2011 1:15 PM PDT
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Posted by: A Female elite
Now it's time for one of my horrific yet twistedly hilarious halo erotica.

The human and covenant war had long ended. Humans and the sanghieli were now in a delicate diplomatic relationship. I met the arbiter at one of the negotiation meetings. Although the war was over, we needed to rebuild. the sanghieli, felt it was their duty to help us rebuild since they contributed to Earth's near annihilation.

We caught eachother's eyes for just a second, and we both fell in love. I didn't know how he felt about me until later that night, I was beamed out of my bed and kidnapped by thel. He was flying a seraph equipped with beaming technology. I woke up in surprise, I thought I was dreaming. I saw the arbiter looking at me. He said "don't be afraid human. What is your name?"

"j-jane". "jane...such a nice name for a human female." I don't know what came over me, because just then, I ran right at him and hugged him. Instead of pushing me away and acting surprised, he hugged me back. Then we both began to strip our clothes, without words. Just animal instinct.

We were both naked, I eyed his body over and noticed his sanghieli "pride" between his legs. It had a knot. I gently caressed the brand on his chest, filled with lust and desire and he nibbled on my breasts with his mandibles. They tickled. He said to me "Marry me Jane." and I looked up into his eyes. They were loving. "Yes...I want to be with you forever! Please....dominate this human!"He grinned at me and He then laid me on his bed, and gently spread my legs. I threw my arms around his back and gripped his shoulderblades as he thrust into me. His girth was incredible and his reach was far. I moaned and tensed up, he stopped. He looked down at me and said

"were it so easy"

Then he thrust the rest of the way into me, I felt the bulging knot barely pass through my lips. I cried out loudly, with passion. I told him how much I loved him , and to take me away on the great journey. His mandibles shifted in what appeared to be a grin. He pulled out, almost to the tip, and thrust back in. I reached up and kissed the mouth inside his mandibles, they raked gently against my cheeks. I felt his long digits graps my buttocks and squeeze. It tickled, and I moaned. I loved him so much. I was in heaven.

Thel growled and picked up the pace, thrusting inside of me again and again and again. He grabbed a hold of my arms and then pinned them down, growling as he gave it to me. I felt the all too familiar feeling of impending climax, and so did he. I heard of and felt him grunting more and more, and I screamed as my body was ravaged by the most white hot orgasm I ever felt. My toes curled, I thought I was going to pass out as he shot his seed into my depths. I could feel it overflow and gush out the sides of my sex. Here I was thinking that the war was over. But now I had been totally dominated by a handsome elite. I loved it. I wanted to have his babies.
____________________


A few months later, I found out I was pregnant. I didn't think it was possible! I did not have any relations with any men! Well, no human men at least. I told thel that the child may be his. We were both very happy and very excited. Perhaps a half-human half-elite child would help unify our race! But more than that, he was ours. The child would be the product of our love.

The day finally came and I was rushed to the hospital. Both sanghieli surgeons and human surgeons helped deliver our baby. It was painful, but I was now a mother. SO pushed, and soon I heard a strange crying/wheezing sound. The nurses gasped, their faces twisted with horror. They handed me my baby. He was beautiful. He had blond hair, like me and he had his father's mandibles. One of his eyes was blue, and one of them was yellow with an elliptical pupil.


I held him in my arms and showed him to thel. He looked at me and told me he loved me. But then.... our child exploded. The ddifferent genetic chemicals reacted to eachother when they were exposed to air, causing an internal expansion. I cried, and thel set his and on my shoulder and said
"were it so easy jane. "


LOL

  • 09.23.2011 1:16 PM PDT

Posted by: Recon Number 54
Life is a journey, if you spend all of it with your nose in your map, you may miss some of the best parts.

Win.

  • 09.23.2011 1:17 PM PDT
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Yo wanna know why brutes should be in matchmaking? I'll tell you why.

I was captured along with other women by the covenant brutes to be used as SEX SLAVES. I was so scared, I couldn't have imagined anything worse. I always had a fear of being raped or violated. I did not want to lose my innocence. Because of this fear, I never developed any romantic relationships. But hear, now, it was like my worst fears were coming true. Only this time, I was not going to be raped by a human, but by a hideous alien. The thought revolted me. I wanted to die. There were 4 other women sharing a cell with me. All of us were scared. Time and time again, a brute would come, take one of the women in the cells away kicking and screaming and then raped them. Eventually, a brute came to my cell and took one of us, a woman named Janet away. I still remember the look of terror on her face.

But the strangest thing happened when they brought her back. She had a smile on her face. She was blushing and giggling at the brute that had taken her away. He threw her back into our cell. Immediately she said "Oh my god! That....that was amazing!!!". The rest of us were confused, so we asked her how...being rap...well, doing IT with a brute could be amazing. She said "He was so gentle and so BIG and HAIRY! I haven't felt like this since second grade!" I decided that the trauma caused her to go insane. But then, another brute came and took the woman next to me, Sarah, away. Again she was protesting, begging him not to do this to her.

She came back blushing furiously, but smiling. In fact, she wanted to stay with the brute who had...taken her. Was it possible for two -blam!- victims to both have positive reactions? The same thing happened with women in the other cells. Each of the "-blam!-" victims had come back extremely euphoric and happy. Finally, it was my turn.

A brute came to my cell and chose me. I tried not to look at him, I tried to fight, but I was dragged away kicking and screaming. He carried me down a purple hallway, made a turn and entered a room with a ...surprisingly luxurious bed. He threw me on the bed and locked the door. "Be still human. You cannot escape and you cannot fight me" I heard him growl. I finally looked at him. He had an ape-like face and beautiful red eyes, but unlike other brutes, he had long silvery hair. Almost like a mane. His chest was also covered with these silver hairs. He flinched as he reached for me, expecting to be roughed. I closed my eyes, and felt him stroke my hair gently.

"You are a very attractive human female. I am not going to hurt you." I shivered as he continued to stroke my hair, I felt his fingers glide down the back of my head. I couldn't help but find that I enjoyed it. Here was this animal, this beast, capable of bending metal, yet he was being as gentle as a dog. I opened my eyes and saw that he was smiling at me. I didn't think such a violent creature with such ape like features could have such a comforting smile. I felt his big, muscular hands knead my shoulders. He told me to raise my arms. So I did. Then he slid my shirt off. I did not protest. His bestial breathing, his musky smell, his deep rumbling voice hypnotized me. This wasn't going to be so bad after all.

Then he slid my brassier off. I felt the cold air around my sensitive flesh. I shivered. When he saw me shiver, he sat on the bed next to me, picked me up, placed me on his lap, facing him, then he pulled me close to him. He was so warm, and his chest hair tickled. I stopped shivering. I looked up and down his chest, the muscular packs making me dizzy and feint with desire. Seeing me looking at his chest, the brute flexed his muscles. I gasped as they pulsed and increased in size. "GO ahead human, touch them" I did. His muscles were as hard as steel! It was an amazing feeling! Warm steel flexing and throbbing under flesh.

"Do you like it?" He asked me. I nodded, I could feel myself blushing. He chuckled. I felt his whole body shake with his laughter. He placed me back on the bed. I watched as he got up, and slid down his pants. He turned around so that I could see his front. My mouth fell open. It was such eye candy! his throbbing member was enormous! He was hung like....well, hung like a brute! His crotch was so hairy! Like an animal! I became horny instantly. He came over to me, and told me spread my legs. I did as I was told and he took my pants off. He bent down and place my feet on his shoulders. Was he about to eat...*GASP* I shoved his head in between my legs. It tickled SO MUCH! His mane, his beard, tickled my thighs. The next thing I know, I felt his tongue penetrate my -blam!-!

I felt amazing! His face, pressing against my sex, his beard tickling, his mane brushing my thighs, and his hugs tongue slithering inside me, tingling. I moaned loudly and closed my feet around the brute's head. Hearing me moan, he growled, sending vibrations through my body. He kept up the licking, his tongue lapping around inside me viciously. Then he did something incredible. He reached his arms up to my feet while he was eating me out, and he tickled them. I squealed, all the sensations were overwhelming. I was quickly approaching climax, unable to hold it off. I screamed as it took me. I felt my sex squirm and pulse as it squirted all over his face. Instead of backing off, he pushed into me even more, lapping with more ferociousness, intensifying the orgasm. I curled my toes , riding it out. When I was done, he pulled out and grinned at me. It was a leering grin. This made me instantly horny again.

"Want more human?" He growled. "oh GOD YES" He put my legs down and sat on the bed next to me again. His penis was erect, ready for me. I wasted no time in climbing on his lap. His throbbing cock was so BIG, I wondered if I could get it to fit. I spread my legs and hovered above it for a second. Then I slowly lowered myself onto him. I felt the tip penetrate me. It was huge! It kept getting bigger, stretching my lips! I lowered myself further and further I whined as it impaled my depths. I finally reached the base when I felt the hair on his crotch tickle between my legs. He groaned with pleasure and grunted. Such a delicious bestial sound.

I wrapped my legs around his waist now that he was in me. He embraced me in his huge muscular arms and kissed me. He tasted like a wild animal. I could feel his beard tickle my chin. It brushed my breasts, tickling my nipples. I was in heaven. All of a sudden I felt his huge hand grasp my buttocks, squeezing them I squealed and he chuckled. I wrapped my arms around his neck, and pulled myself up, rising off of his huge brute dick, and then let myself fall back onto it. He lifted me with his hands, assisting in the motion. I felt his huge member throb, I felt his pubes tickle my crotch and belly. I went feint with ecstacy. He picked me up, in his hands, stood up, and laid me on the bed. He was on top of me now. I felt his mane drape over my head, his beard tickling the top of my breasts.

I could feel his warm breaths tingling across my flesh. Then he thrust. I gasped loudly as he began to hump me. Such bestial power! Such strength! His chest-hair brushing against my front, his throbbing member pulsing inside me, tickling with each thrust, his ball sac slapped against my butt. I felt like an animal! He WAS an animal! He increased the pace, grunting like the beast he is. I squealed again and again with each thrust. I was quickly reaching climax again! Then I screamed at the top of my lungs as the toe-curling white hot orgasm tore its way through my body. But he didn't stop! In fact, my orgasm encouraged him to pick up the pace. To he began to thrust into me harder! It was a woman's dream! A male who could give her more than one orgasm!

20 orgasms later, he roared at me! I felt him spew his load into me, his semen tingling around my insides! I felt it overflow and spill out of my -blam!-! When he was done, he rested his head in between my breasts and rumbled. I could have sworn he was purring! I stayed on his ship, and I decided to call him Bob. Bob the brute. He didn't seem to mind since I couldn't pronounce his name. All the other woman captives were happier than they have ever been. Bob and I had sex 3 times per day. Brutes were so virile! He gave me about 100 orgasms per day! Word got around on to women on other planets about how great the brutes were in bed. Since then, when people heard about a covenant invasion involving brutes, everybody evacuated. Everybody except the women who waited to be captured. Bob and I got married by a deacon grunt. We have 4 beautiful children. Life is good.



And THIS is why I think brutes should be in matchmaking. Come on Bungie!!!

[Edited on 09.23.2011 1:19 PM PDT]

  • 09.23.2011 1:19 PM PDT

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[Edited on 09.23.2011 9:56 PM PDT]

  • 09.23.2011 9:48 PM PDT