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@accordingto343

Your one stop shop for all of 343's fabulous errors and ridiculous notions in the Halo lore.

Heh...I love it. You forgot to mention how Carter and Johnson will be in Halo 5.

[Edited on 09.09.2011 6:33 PM PDT]

  • 09.09.2011 6:32 PM PDT


Posted by: DecepticonCobra
Heh...I love it. You forgot to mention how Carter and Johnson will be in Halo 5.


it is possible that johnson really survived and got up after chief fired the laser. when he did he escaped using a flood transport pod but i dont think its is possible.

also may be sparks laser took dna smaples and killed so maybe spark cloned johnson

  • 09.09.2011 6:35 PM PDT
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Posted by: Tempus Irae
maybe they reprogrammed him


lolwut

  • 09.09.2011 6:37 PM PDT


Posted by: HeftyPredator X

Posted by: Tempus Irae
maybe they reprogrammed him


lolwut



you think its stupid??? totally plausible cortana could get in chiefs noggin

  • 09.09.2011 6:38 PM PDT

Posted by: Commander GX
Bungie.Match.com: Our Johnson knows what the ladies like.

Relevant

  • 09.09.2011 6:41 PM PDT


Posted by: M94 Mushroom Man
Relevant

i dont see what futarama has 3 do ewith halo and carter. i will report more spam if made it

  • 09.09.2011 6:42 PM PDT

Posted by: Commander GX
Bungie.Match.com: Our Johnson knows what the ladies like.


Posted by: Tempus Irae

Posted by: M94 Mushroom Man
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i dont see what futarama has 3 do ewith halo and carter. i will report more spam if made it


Pay attention to the damn audio, not the visuals.

  • 09.09.2011 6:44 PM PDT


Posted by: M94 Mushroom Man

Posted by: Tempus Irae

Posted by: M94 Mushroom Man
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i dont see what futarama has 3 do ewith halo and carter. i will report more spam if made it


Pay attention to the damn audio, not the visuals.

r you making fun of me

  • 09.09.2011 6:45 PM PDT

Posted by: Commander GX
Bungie.Match.com: Our Johnson knows what the ladies like.


Posted by: Tempus Irae

Posted by: M94 Mushroom Man

Posted by: Tempus Irae

Posted by: M94 Mushroom Man
Relevant

i dont see what futarama has 3 do ewith halo and carter. i will report more spam if made it


Pay attention to the damn audio, not the visuals.

r you making fun of me


I'll let the audience judge. *waits for other people to comment*

  • 09.09.2011 6:47 PM PDT

A man who knows that enough is enough, will always have enough.

Sorry but I totally agree with M94 Mushroom Man =)

  • 09.09.2011 6:51 PM PDT

A man who knows that enough is enough, will always have enough.

Sorry, but all this is possible....but why the freak would 343i put this in there? Thats like saying a worm will get back in the same apple that has already been eaten. Am I right?

  • 09.09.2011 6:53 PM PDT

PEANUT-BUTTER SLAP!

Posted by: M94 Mushroom Man
Relevant
Quite.

[Edited on 09.10.2011 8:10 PM PDT]

  • 09.09.2011 6:54 PM PDT

@accordingto343

Your one stop shop for all of 343's fabulous errors and ridiculous notions in the Halo lore.

I love how the joke goes right over your guy's heads.

  • 09.09.2011 6:57 PM PDT


Posted by: Tempus Irae
hey guys after looks at some articles on halo nation i saw pelican has auto pilot. also i read that carter crashed the peli! now what i thank is that he ditched it and autopiloted it for the scarb and then got off reach its also possible the covies captured him maybe they reprogrammed him

(halo nation says that spartan brains are part robot correct me if wrong)

an way they would have used him 4 forerunner artifacts cuz only humans can touch them. then he would end up on the precursor planet from the trailor.

thoughts opinions proofs plz leave them

*triple face palm*

[Edited on 09.09.2011 7:12 PM PDT]

  • 09.09.2011 7:12 PM PDT

Eat, Sleep, Row

Really? Really?

  • 09.09.2011 7:16 PM PDT


Posted by: Tempus Irae
hey guys after looks at some articles on halo nation i saw pelican has auto pilot. also i read that carter crashed the peli! now what i thank is that he ditched it and autopiloted it for the scarb and then got off reach its also possible the covies captured him maybe they reprogrammed him

(halo nation says that spartan brains are part robot correct me if wrong)

an way they would have used him 4 forerunner artifacts cuz only humans can touch them. then he would end up on the precursor planet from the trailor.

thoughts opinions proofs plz leave them

i cant tell if this is a joke...

  • 09.09.2011 7:18 PM PDT

"Find where the liar hides, so that I may place my boot between his gums!" - Rtas 'Vadum

I'll give you a 9/10 despite issues with originality, considering that only one person in this thread has seen through it. Bravo OP.

  • 09.09.2011 7:20 PM PDT
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Do not waste your tears, I was not born to watch the world grow dim. Life is not measured in years, but by the deeds of men.

Posted by: goldhawk
We should know better, because we are better.

Is this a new level of sarcasm that only non-sarcastic people can detect? I'm honestly confused.

Edit: Reread it. You presented a very valid point that we should all carefully consider.

[Edited on 09.09.2011 7:33 PM PDT]

  • 09.09.2011 7:21 PM PDT

@accordingto343

Your one stop shop for all of 343's fabulous errors and ridiculous notions in the Halo lore.

Posted by: anton1792
I'll give you a 9/10 despite issues with originality, considering that only one person in this thread has seen through it. Bravo OP.


It's sad when the biggest hater here, me, gets the joke.

  • 09.09.2011 7:31 PM PDT


Posted by: DecepticonCobra
Posted by: anton1792
I'll give you a 9/10 despite issues with originality, considering that only one person in this thread has seen through it. Bravo OP.


It's sad when the biggest hater here, me, gets the joke.


I don't get the significance or the relevant part of the joke...

  • 09.09.2011 7:32 PM PDT

this is so weird. can none of u guys stay on topic???

  • 09.09.2011 7:32 PM PDT

@accordingto343

Your one stop shop for all of 343's fabulous errors and ridiculous notions in the Halo lore.

Posted by: BlueRuby2k10

Posted by: DecepticonCobra
Posted by: anton1792
I'll give you a 9/10 despite issues with originality, considering that only one person in this thread has seen through it. Bravo OP.


It's sad when the biggest hater here, me, gets the joke.


I don't get the significance or the relevant part of the joke...


This is an obvious parody of the stupid, ill-informed, brain cell killing "X is alive" threads.

  • 09.09.2011 7:33 PM PDT

Eat, Sleep, Row


Posted by: DecepticonCobra
Posted by: BlueRuby2k10

Posted by: DecepticonCobra
Posted by: anton1792
I'll give you a 9/10 despite issues with originality, considering that only one person in this thread has seen through it. Bravo OP.


It's sad when the biggest hater here, me, gets the joke.


I don't get the significance or the relevant part of the joke...


This is an obvious parody of the stupid, ill-informed, brain cell killing "X is alive" threads.

I can't believe people didn't realize that

  • 09.09.2011 7:35 PM PDT

@accordingto343

Your one stop shop for all of 343's fabulous errors and ridiculous notions in the Halo lore.

Posted by: RECKLESS XLII

Posted by: DecepticonCobra
Posted by: BlueRuby2k10

Posted by: DecepticonCobra
Posted by: anton1792
I'll give you a 9/10 despite issues with originality, considering that only one person in this thread has seen through it. Bravo OP.


It's sad when the biggest hater here, me, gets the joke.


I don't get the significance or the relevant part of the joke...


This is an obvious parody of the stupid, ill-informed, brain cell killing "X is alive" threads.

I can't believe people didn't realize that


Not surprising, this forum is devoid of the personality and intelligence of what it once was.

  • 09.09.2011 7:36 PM PDT