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Subject: 7 steps for a good 5 minutes.

Greetings from Singapore:)

If you had 5 minutes, and only 5 minutes, to do whatever you want at Bungie Studios, what would you do? Every single Bungie employee and artist/worker/custodian is there. The whole studio is open to you.

I would:

1) Bring along my: I need a Weapon poster (Red 20th Anniversary poster)

2) Run up to the Ivory Tower, say hi to Marty, and ask him to sign my poster.

3) Run back down, say hi to stosh and urk, ask them to sign it too.

4) See Ling Ling's head.

5) Ask for directions, and get Lorraine Mc Lees, Shi Kai Wang's, David Candland, and Issac Handaford's signatures for the poster and bits of original concept art. (If I missed anyone out for Bungie Artists, I'll get theirs too). (Will beg for concept art)

6) Raid the warehouse for Bungie shirts and swag.

7) Look at the weapon replica's in the Halo section, ask the B.net overlords to sign my poster, and run out before Jerome kills me for overspending my 5 minutes.

A perfect 5 minutes...

[Edited on 09.10.2011 7:27 AM PDT]

  • 09.10.2011 7:22 AM PDT
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:)

I would look at their next game. That's about it. 5 minutes isn't long...

  • 09.10.2011 7:33 AM PDT

Greetings from Singapore:)

Whoops. Totally forgot about their next project.

-(Quintuple face palm)-

  • 09.10.2011 7:34 AM PDT

Greetings from Singapore:)

Speaking of which, did I leave out any artists?

  • 09.10.2011 7:44 AM PDT

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Posted by: jross1993
I would look at their next game. That's about it. 5 minutes isn't long...

  • 09.10.2011 7:44 AM PDT

Greetings from Singapore:)

Fine. Let's make this harder. You can't look at their new project in any way:)

  • 09.10.2011 8:05 AM PDT

We miss you Logan.
Ask any question. I'll help with anything on site or off.

No bumping...

  • 09.10.2011 8:15 AM PDT
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Posted by: Sl1Ce7 67
Whoops. Totally forgot about their next project.

-(Quintuple face palm)-


Too late, your five minutes is up.

  • 09.10.2011 9:16 AM PDT

Didact's Reprisal -
Now is the time of our unworlding
One final effort is all that remains
And I am not afraid
We shall fulfill our promise
We fight for the grace of the Mantle
And this time none of you will be left behind

Was that before or after the face palm?

Think I'd just talk with Jerome about all the fans he had to deal with.

  • 09.10.2011 9:21 AM PDT

@JosephBiwald
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Per Audacia Ad Astra

I'd probably find the webmaster and give him a six pack of coors.

  • 09.10.2011 9:22 AM PDT

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten


Posted by: DrBunsenHoneydew

Posted by: Sl1Ce7 67
Whoops. Totally forgot about their next project.

-(Quintuple face palm)-


Too late, your five minutes is up.


All in favor of extending the five minutes to seven minutes and 7 seconds?

  • 09.10.2011 9:23 AM PDT

1. Run in.
2. Break every clock/digital clock.
3-7. Live in Bungie studios for eternity.

  • 09.10.2011 9:23 AM PDT

XBL: l Sonic l
PSN: Sonic_343

Hmmm...

* imagines*

*Sonic walks into Bungie*

"Hey guys, can I have a j-"

"No".

:(

  • 09.10.2011 9:38 AM PDT
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Do you like Yax? I do.

Posted by: relliK42
1. Run in.
2. Break every clock/digital clock.
3-7. Live in Bungie studios for eternity.
I like the way you think.

  • 09.10.2011 9:39 AM PDT


Posted by: relliK42
1. Run in.
2. Break every clock/digital clock.
3-7. Live in Bungie studios for eternity.

Sounds crazy... but maybe just crazy enough to work.

By the way, OP, I got your #4 right here.

[Edited on 09.10.2011 9:48 AM PDT]

  • 09.10.2011 9:46 AM PDT

Have you seen my mind anywhere? I seem to have lost it...

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x0x 0x0 0x0 0xx 000 0x0 000
x0x x0x x00 0xx 0x0 x0x 0x0

I have seen you future

1) Stare at the replicas.

2) Find Ling-Ling's head.

3) Break it for Owt Gnop

4) Ask to be adopted

5) Get turend down

6) Quote Invader Zim to urk.

7) Next game.

  • 09.10.2011 9:48 AM PDT
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Positive vibes.

I would burn it down!

J/k...In all seriousness though, I wouldn't really know until I got there.

:)

  • 09.10.2011 9:49 AM PDT

AcW

I would meet everyone ever ever!

  • 09.10.2011 9:55 AM PDT


Posted by: spartain ken 15

Posted by: DrBunsenHoneydew

Posted by: Sl1Ce7 67
Whoops. Totally forgot about their next project.

-(Quintuple face palm)-


Too late, your five minutes is up.


All in favor of extending the five minutes to seven minutes and 7 seconds?

How about 77 minutes and 7 seconds? That'd be...

*does math*

1 hour, 17 minutes, and 7 seconds.

  • 09.10.2011 9:59 AM PDT

Key

If I had five minutes, judging from what I've seen of the front reception area and how long it takes to get to the door that leads to the office area, I would just walk into there with a video camera and videotape anything and everything I could from every section of the office. 5 minutes worth of video could have a lot of stuff on it.

  • 09.10.2011 9:59 AM PDT

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten


Posted by: Big Daddv2

Posted by: spartain ken 15

Posted by: DrBunsenHoneydew

Posted by: Sl1Ce7 67
Whoops. Totally forgot about their next project.

-(Quintuple face palm)-


Too late, your five minutes is up.


All in favor of extending the five minutes to seven minutes and 7 seconds?

How about 77 minutes and 7 seconds? That'd be...

*does math*

1 hour, 17 minutes, and 7 seconds.


Yes

  • 09.10.2011 10:02 AM PDT

1.Bring poster to be signed.
2.Break into swag area and grab as much as I can.
3.Show Stosh toast and make him cry.
4.Beg for concept art.
5.Run out before jerome kills me with gravity hammer.

  • 09.10.2011 10:07 AM PDT

Per Audacia Ad Astra!

In 5 minutes the only one thing i would do is watch everything about the new i.p (from concept art to Alpha render to current in game Beta) that's all.

[Edited on 09.10.2011 10:15 AM PDT]

  • 09.10.2011 10:13 AM PDT

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten


7 steps:
1. Get stuff for Bungie to sign
2. get teh swag
3. Bring my friend mr. Taost to meet Stosh
4. have Marty sign my CD
5 Destroy the head of Ling Ling, get Gnop 2 :p
6. Get sneak peak at Bungie's next game
7 Escape Jerome's furry

Thanks, gave me ideas:
Posted by: KingMiTcH

  • 09.10.2011 10:21 AM PDT

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"Sometimes life gives you lemons, and then you have to say 'f**k the lemons' and bail."

If you're reading this, you need to stop stalking me. If you can't stop stalking me, you might as well go here.

I'd rob the -blam!- out of the place.

  • 09.10.2011 10:29 AM PDT

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