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Subject: 7 steps for a good 5 minutes.

I'd raid the fridge.

  • 09.10.2011 10:31 AM PDT

Battle is the most magnificent competition in which a human being can indulge. It brings out all that is best; it removes all that is base. All men are afraid in battle. The coward is the one who lets his fear overcome his sense of duty. Duty is the essence of manhood.
-George S. Patton

5 min. You'd better run lol

  • 09.10.2011 10:35 AM PDT

i c u thar c' ing my signiture

Yours in _Kai_


Posted by: DrBunsenHoneydew

Posted by: Sl1Ce7 67
Whoops. Totally forgot about their next project.

-(Quintuple face palm)-


Too late, your five minutes is up.

What if we pay you under the table for another 5 minutes?

  • 09.10.2011 10:37 AM PDT

http://thexboxnetwork.com

I would take someone's yellow hat.

  • 09.10.2011 10:39 AM PDT
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Bungie Day '11 Community Mosaic Thread

Posted by: Malloy05
everybody listen to mac2po he is 100% right

1-3: Get my Bungie Town poster signed by as many employees I can find.

4: Then I'd grab one of the Destiny shirts from either the warehouse, or off the back of an Bungie employee if need be.

5-7: Spend whatever time I have left trying to steal the Fist.

  • 09.10.2011 10:51 AM PDT

Posted by: Great_Pretender
Case and point: don't worry about it. Girls start getting boobies pretty soon, and then you'll have plenty of other things to think about. Being an Inheritor is not a life goal.
-TGP-

Use their bathroom.

  • 09.10.2011 11:02 AM PDT
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1. Bring video camera to record time well spent.

2. Get signatures from all Bungie employees.

3. Get copies of concept art (they can have the originals, just as long as the artists sign the copies).

4. Bring snacks for all to eat.

5. Get sneak peak at next project.

6. Make friends with Jerome and talk for long time so he forgets the five minutes was up 4 hours ago.

7. Throw party and leave wasted.

Yep.... Sounds about it for me

  • 09.10.2011 11:06 AM PDT

Dead Mans Hand-Always Loaded.

I WAS SOCK

Stroke Sage's beard.

All of it.

  • 09.10.2011 11:16 AM PDT
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I'd somehow hack into the Bungie mainframe and give myself 20 million cr so I can be an inheritor!

  • 09.10.2011 11:19 AM PDT
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"I wonder how much blood you can lose from superficial wounds before you die."
-Shishka

"A hero need not speak. When he is gone, the world will speak for him."
-Believe

All counter-arguments to evolution are based on a gross misunderstanding of the theory.

Step one, cut a hole in the box
Step two, put Sage's beard in that box
Step three, make her open the box
And that's the way you do it.

  • 09.10.2011 11:27 AM PDT

Posted by: Big Black Bear
What are we supposed to be discussing here?


"Nothing in the 'Verse can stop me."

Brb. Grabbing a firewire drive to download stuff (specifically NSFW images from Urk's computer). Maybe say hi if I have some time.

  • 09.10.2011 11:37 AM PDT

Join the Bungie Kids Podcast Group!

Listen to our podcast and listen to us talk about the latest Bungie news and Halo: Reach updates!

When I grow up, I want to be just like goofenhour.

I would grab all the PS3 Tools and XDKs I could get my hands on within the studio. Just for the stuff on the hard drives, not for the actual hardware, it would take longer to grab the software than to actually grab the kit. I wouldn't want to be a thief, but I just want to play the new game. Even though I would be taking the software.

I'm a terrible person.

What I would really want to get my hands on is the sniper rifle.

  • 09.10.2011 11:45 AM PDT

Posted by: A Bit Of Zero
This thread would have appealed to me more if it was written with crayons.
Posted by: King Dutchy
I broke one of the cords for my X11s because I couldn't get past the final American course in Doritos Crash Course.

Posted by: HALO3syourdaddy
Stroke Sage's beard.

All of it.

You'd need longer than 5 minutes for that.

I would climb to the top of the building and do some celebratory crouching on the roof.

  • 09.10.2011 11:51 AM PDT
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Sometimes starting back from square one does good...

Ask smart questions
http://catb.org/esr/faqs/smart-questions.html

1. Run towards the ivory tower wearing a wolf fursuit and ninja hug Marty from behind. (Hopefully he won't get scared)

2. Take off the fursuit and quickly jump to the Bungie.net designers and bother them with questions about the design and the code.

3. Get some swag.

4. Escape Jerome.

  • 09.10.2011 11:56 AM PDT

Live a little.

PyroSnip3 - Xbox Live Gamertag

Let's make that 10.

  • 09.10.2011 11:59 AM PDT

"I'm afraid of the man I'll become if I lay my life down for the people I don't even care for"


Posted by: Struvee
I'd raid the fridge.

  • 09.10.2011 12:00 PM PDT

Hey, now!

This is officially either the greatest or worst thing to ever happen to Star Wars. I'm going with the former.

Step 1) Infiltrate the Bungie hq, steal everything that isn't nailed down, and exfiltrate completely undetected.
Step 2) ?????
Step 3) Insert meme here.

  • 09.10.2011 12:02 PM PDT

Clutchin' is a habit! 7th Column fo' lyfe


Posted by: Sl1Ce7 67
If you had 5 minutes, and only 5 minutes, to do whatever you want at Bungie Studios, what would you do? Every single Bungie employee and artist/worker/custodian is there. The whole studio is open to you.

I would:

1) Bring along my: I need a Weapon poster (Red 20th Anniversary poster)

2) Run up to the Ivory Tower, say hi to Marty, and ask him to sign my poster.

3) Run back down, say hi to stosh and urk, ask them to sign it too.

4) See Ling Ling's head.

5) Ask for directions, and get Lorraine Mc Lees, Shi Kai Wang's, David Candland, and Issac Handaford's signatures for the poster and bits of original concept art. (If I missed anyone out for Bungie Artists, I'll get theirs too). (Will beg for concept art)

6) Raid the warehouse for Bungie shirts and swag.

7) Look at the weapon replica's in the Halo section, ask the B.net overlords to sign my poster, and run out before Jerome kills me for overspending my 5 minutes.

A perfect 5 minutes...




this is a really well spent 5 mins here. Someone at bungie should invite this kid up lol.

  • 09.10.2011 12:31 PM PDT

Clutchin' is a habit! 7th Column fo' lyfe


Posted by: SkilPhil
Posted by: HALO3syourdaddy
Stroke Sage's beard.

All of it.

You'd need longer than 5 minutes for that.

I would climb to the top of the building and do some celebratory crouching on the roof.



tea baggin the whole studio = EPIC

  • 09.10.2011 12:32 PM PDT

Knowledge talks, wisdom listens.

Posted by: x Foman123 x
Actually, I find that I'm more invincible without pants, which is why I am not wearing any at the moment.

Hang out in the weird corner thing in the bathroom.

  • 09.10.2011 12:41 PM PDT


Posted by: emopinatapwns

Posted by: SkilPhil
Posted by: HALO3syourdaddy
Stroke Sage's beard.

All of it.

You'd need longer than 5 minutes for that.

I would climb to the top of the building and do some celebratory crouching on the roof.



tea baggin the whole studio = EPIC

Upon extended consideration, I have decided that this is a quality thread.

  • 09.10.2011 1:39 PM PDT

See project of secrecy.
Tour the new Ivory Tower.
Pull fire alarm.
Spend more than 5 minutes outside studio talking to Bungie Employees since they are stuck there.

  • 09.10.2011 2:07 PM PDT

Steal some computers!

  • 09.10.2011 2:12 PM PDT

Quod Erat Demonstrandum.

If you're interested in Halo's music, check this out.

Posted by: x Foman123 x
Speaking of chuckles, let's all lol at IonicPaul, who makes friends with bugs to make up for his lack of human contact.

1. High quality, high speed video camera.
2. Run to every non-coder screen I can find (coder's, you're cool, but it doesn't tell me about the new game) and record every screen for just a second (with a high speed camera, one second will be more than enough).
3. After about two minutes of this, run into Ivory Tower and copy Marty's music folder for the new project into an external hard drive.
4. Use camera to view all written music so I can play it later on my piano.
5. Run, as I only have thirty seconds.
6. Run faster; ten seconds.
7. Jump out as a random explosion bursts out the door behind me. Get up and walk away.

  • 09.10.2011 2:12 PM PDT

I don't always ban people but when I do I laugh uncontrollably...that's if I was a Forum Ninja.

Truth is a matter of perception.

The Button

5 minutes you say?

I would put in an application and make sure it gets accepted.

  • 09.10.2011 2:14 PM PDT

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