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Subject: 7 steps for a good 5 minutes.

What a hipster.

For the time I have, I'd attempt to brag to all the already existing employees. *So yeah, we have the same job. What's the point of your fancy degree now!*

This being if I worked there for those 5 minutes, if not, this whole situation would backfire.

  • 09.10.2011 2:40 PM PDT

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I'd just say hello to Jerome.

~Delta

  • 09.10.2011 3:24 PM PDT

Posted by: Changsta inc
Racism isn't wrong if it's funny.

I'd spend 5 minutes hugging Jason Jones while saying, "Thank you for changing my life".

  • 09.10.2011 3:28 PM PDT

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Have Fai7h

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Posted by: DrBunsenHoneydew

Posted by: Sl1Ce7 67
Whoops. Totally forgot about their next project.

-(Quintuple face palm)-


Too late, your five minutes is up.
are these our normal minutes, or are they metric minutes?

  • 09.10.2011 3:33 PM PDT

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Posted by: spartain ken 15

7 steps:
1. Get stuff for Bungie to sign
2. get teh swag
3. Bring my friend mr. Taost to meet Stosh
4. have Marty sign my CD
5 Destroy the head of Ling Ling, get Gnop 2 :p
6. Get sneak peak at Bungie's next game
7 Escape Jerome's furry

Thanks, gave me ideas:
Posted by: KingMiTcH

Pretty much and while there, film everything.

  • 09.10.2011 3:46 PM PDT
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I understand nothing because my life is a conspiracy.

1-6.) Check out Bungie's new game and not tell a soul what it is.

7.) Arm wrestle Jerome.

  • 09.10.2011 4:54 PM PDT
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If I was given 5 minutes in the Bungie studios, I would find the Webmaster and drink him under the table.

  • 09.10.2011 4:59 PM PDT

BERTOLLI!!!!!!!!!!!

1-5: Create a religion in worship of Sage's beard and take over the world.

  • 09.10.2011 6:10 PM PDT

This is actually the stupidest thing ever posted on B.net:

Posted by: the omega man117
Why does everyone hate Halo 2? Maybe its because its the worst game ever next to mario.

I would find out who the hell was responsible for allowing Superbounces to ship with Halo 2.

  • 09.10.2011 6:33 PM PDT

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I could rule the world with the scarab gun on the roof. :)

  • 09.10.2011 6:36 PM PDT


Posted by: spartain ken 15

7 steps:
1. Get stuff for Bungie to sign
2. get teh swag
3. Bring my friend mr. Taost to meet Stosh
4. have Marty sign my CD
5 Destroy the head of Ling Ling, get Gnop 2 :p
6. Get sneak peak at Bungie's next game
7 Escape Jerome's furry

Thanks, gave me ideas:
Posted by: KingMiTcH

Your welcome

  • 09.10.2011 7:25 PM PDT

The beta is super awesome. RogueAssassin27 is now the person who got my Totodile's nickname. Hoo-hah! Relevant.inb4lock

This. Maybe possibly look into his eyes, which I heard is a small window into heaven itself.
Posted by: Delta 15t
I'd just say hello to Jerome.

~Delta

  • 09.10.2011 7:54 PM PDT

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crap my 5 minutes are up...still reading.

  • 09.10.2011 7:57 PM PDT

"Except we, we're the zebras. All fenced in...and ready for the slaughter!"

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Posted by: spartain ken 15

Posted by: DrBunsenHoneydew

Posted by: Sl1Ce7 67
Whoops. Totally forgot about their next project.

-(Quintuple face palm)-


Too late, your five minutes is up.


All in favor of extending the five minutes to seven minutes and 7 seconds?


Aye!

  • 09.10.2011 8:34 PM PDT

"Except we, we're the zebras. All fenced in...and ready for the slaughter!"

||S-fen Knee-cheh
||19th Shock Troops Battalion

I would like to get Beatdown by Jerome. yeah.

  • 09.10.2011 8:35 PM PDT

Posted by: FALSE R3ALITYx
Bricypoo's custom user title = Ultra Lame Thread Maker


Posted by: True Underdog
Only after we ban Bricypoo.

1. go to pervert corner in bathroom

2. sit in pervert corner

3. Leave

[Edited on 09.10.2011 8:50 PM PDT]

  • 09.10.2011 8:42 PM PDT

I'd get the coffee bonus item.

Supermarketsweep baby!

nah, I'd ask Butcher to describe what he thinks the next decade of gaming is going to look like. And then run like a mofo as the seconds ran out, no doubt smacking my head off the concrete on my way out.

  • 09.10.2011 8:44 PM PDT

Hello! You may also know me as Ijnekono. How you have made your way here I do not know, but welcome. (:

I bet if a group of people dressed up they would get in easy.

Like one guy dressed as a giant piece of toast, one as a Spartan, one as the Marathon guy, one as the Gnop ball, one as Konoko and whoever else.

I bet they get more than 5 minutes too.

  • 09.10.2011 8:52 PM PDT

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1. Find and destray Ling Ling's jar. That is all

  • 09.10.2011 8:55 PM PDT

Hello! You may also know me as Ijnekono. How you have made your way here I do not know, but welcome. (:

Based on the title, "7 steps for a good 5 minutes," does anyone else feel that this thread could have been a different topic?

  • 09.10.2011 9:01 PM PDT

HACK THE PLANET!

Eat all the food in their fridge.

  • 09.10.2011 9:04 PM PDT

Bip Bap Bam in the brainpan!

I second that motion.
Posted by: spartain ken 15

Posted by: DrBunsenHoneydew

Posted by: Sl1Ce7 67
Whoops. Totally forgot about their next project.

-(Quintuple face palm)-


Too late, your five minutes is up.


All in favor of extending the five minutes to seven minutes and 7 seconds?

  • 09.10.2011 9:07 PM PDT

Greetings from Singapore:)


Posted by: stormtank37
I second that motion.
Posted by: spartain ken 15

Posted by: DrBunsenHoneydew

Posted by: Sl1Ce7 67
Whoops. Totally forgot about their next project.

-(Quintuple face palm)-


Too late, your five minutes is up.


All in favor of extending the five minutes to seven minutes and 7 seconds?

In favour:)

  • 09.11.2011 5:05 AM PDT

Posted by: WolfmanMaverick
You people have just sent my sides into orbit. A bunch of MLG try hards sucking the dick of some supposed pro half the thread hasn't even heard of. Classic.

I would go squat on Toms desk, look him in the eye and say "AT BLACK ANGUS YOUR NAME IS PEACHES!". Then I would take a crap on his desk and leave.

  • 09.11.2011 5:20 AM PDT

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