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Subject: Your 7 steps to world domination.

Cammalamm is the best.

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bungie has them do you ?


1.Obtain lots of money (Work in progress. As of right now I have $10.35.)
2.
3.
4.get recon and kill some noobs
5.Build a huge statue of me
6.Unleash army of robot kittens
7.

the 7 best i see will go here.




[Edited on 09.11.2011 1:38 PM PDT]

  • 09.10.2011 1:22 PM PDT

Numba one Italian on da flud.

1-7. Recon Armor

Let's kick some noob ass.

  • 09.10.2011 1:25 PM PDT
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2-7. Not needed at this point.

  • 09.10.2011 1:28 PM PDT

Posted by: Commander GX
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1. Become a bungie.net member. (COMPLETED)

2. Become well known. (COMPLETED?)

3. Become Mythic Member. (UNFINISHED)

4. CLASSIFIED

5. CLASSIFIED

6. CLASSIFIED

7. Unleash army of robot kittens. (UNFINISHED)

  • 09.10.2011 1:28 PM PDT

"I will show you how a true Prussian officer fights!"

"And i will show you where the iron crosses grow..."

- "Cross of Iron"


Posted by: M94 Mushroom Man
1. Become a bungie.net member. (COMPLETED)

2. Become well known. (COMPLETED?)

3. Become Mythic Member. (UNFINISHED)

4. CLASSIFIED

5. CLASSIFIED

6. CLASSIFIED

7. Unleash army of robot kittens. (UNFINISHED)


Unfortunately for you mushroom man one of my steps involves gigantic robotic dogs that are specifically designed to eat robo kittens... Im afraid you've failed.

  • 09.10.2011 1:39 PM PDT

Posted by: Commander GX
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Posted by: Raptorx7

Posted by: M94 Mushroom Man
1. Become a bungie.net member. (COMPLETED)

2. Become well known. (COMPLETED?)

3. Become Mythic Member. (UNFINISHED)

4. CLASSIFIED

5. CLASSIFIED

6. CLASSIFIED

7. Unleash army of robot kittens. (UNFINISHED)


Unfortunately for you mushroom man one of my steps involves gigantic robotic dogs that are specifically designed to eat robo kittens... Im afraid you've failed.


Step 5 of my plan renders your robo dogs useless.

  • 09.10.2011 1:40 PM PDT

"I will show you how a true Prussian officer fights!"

"And i will show you where the iron crosses grow..."

- "Cross of Iron"


Posted by: M94 Mushroom Man

Posted by: Raptorx7

Posted by: M94 Mushroom Man
1. Become a bungie.net member. (COMPLETED)

2. Become well known. (COMPLETED?)

3. Become Mythic Member. (UNFINISHED)

4. CLASSIFIED

5. CLASSIFIED

6. CLASSIFIED

7. Unleash army of robot kittens. (UNFINISHED)


Unfortunately for you mushroom man one of my steps involves gigantic robotic dogs that are specifically designed to eat robo kittens... Im afraid you've failed.


Step 5 of my plan renders your robo dogs useless.


Uh... yeah well my step 6 renders...your 5 useless...

[Edited on 09.10.2011 1:42 PM PDT]

  • 09.10.2011 1:42 PM PDT

Posted by: Commander GX
Bungie.Match.com: Our Johnson knows what the ladies like.


Posted by: Raptorx7

Posted by: M94 Mushroom Man

Posted by: Raptorx7

Posted by: M94 Mushroom Man
1. Become a bungie.net member. (COMPLETED)

2. Become well known. (COMPLETED?)

3. Become Mythic Member. (UNFINISHED)

4. CLASSIFIED

5. CLASSIFIED

6. CLASSIFIED

7. Unleash army of robot kittens. (UNFINISHED)


Unfortunately for you mushroom man one of my steps involves gigantic robotic dogs that are specifically designed to eat robo kittens... Im afraid you've failed.


Step 5 of my plan renders your robo dogs useless.


Uh... yeah well my step 6 renders...your 5 useless...


You don't even know what step 5 is. Therefore you can't know how to stop it.

  • 09.10.2011 1:43 PM PDT

"I will show you how a true Prussian officer fights!"

"And i will show you where the iron crosses grow..."

- "Cross of Iron"


Posted by: M94 Mushroom Man

Posted by: Raptorx7

Posted by: M94 Mushroom Man

Posted by: Raptorx7

Posted by: M94 Mushroom Man
1. Become a bungie.net member. (COMPLETED)


2. Become well known. (COMPLETED?)

3. Become Mythic Member. (UNFINISHED)

4. CLASSIFIED

5. CLASSIFIED

6. CLASSIFIED

7. Unleash army of robot kittens. (UNFINISHED)


Unfortunately for you mushroom man one of my steps involves gigantic robotic dogs that are specifically designed to eat robo kittens... Im afraid you've failed.


Step 5 of my plan renders your robo dogs useless.


Uh... yeah well my step 6 renders...your 5 useless...


You don't even know what step 5 is. Therefore you can't know how to stop it.


Thats where step seven comes into play...

  • 09.10.2011 1:44 PM PDT

Posted by: Commander GX
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Posted by: Raptorx
Thats where step seven comes into play...


Unfortunately, step 5 is unpreventable, which leads to the inevitable success of Steps 6 and 7.

  • 09.10.2011 1:45 PM PDT

"I will show you how a true Prussian officer fights!"

"And i will show you where the iron crosses grow..."

- "Cross of Iron"


Posted by: M94 Mushroom Man

Posted by: Raptorx
Thats where step seven comes into play...


Unfortunately, step 5 is unpreventable, which leads to the inevitable success of Steps 6 and 7.


Clever...

  • 09.10.2011 1:47 PM PDT

Key

1. Obtain lots of money (Work in progress. As of right now I have $10.35.)

2. Obtain 640,000,000 well trained Bald Eagles. Specifically Bald Eagles. Any other kind of eagle simply will not work. (Work in progress. I saw one once)

3. Obtain a secret lair inside a volcano.

4. Use 1 million of the Bald Eagles to penetrate every window of the white house. I'm sure the windows are bullet proof, this is why I need so many. Repeated attempts in rapid succession should work.

5. Send in a hundred Bald Eagles to locate the president. Have 10 of them grab him while the other 90 distract those in the room with him. They may be shot. This is a necessary casualty. But most of them won't be because you can't shoot a Bald Eagle. It's in the constitution. The 10 Bald Eagles who grabbed him will then fly him to my secret lair in above mentioned volcano.

6. Steps 4 and 5 will be repeated for the location of every major world leader.

7. The remaining Bald Eagles (approximately 500 million) will be used to constantly hover in place as a protective shield around my volcano with a thickness of at least 100 Bald Eagles. I will then hold the world for ransom inside the protective shield of my Bald Eagles.

  • 09.10.2011 1:55 PM PDT

1: Let Bungie do it.
2: chill
3: "
4: "
5: "
6: "
7: Bask in the greatness of our new overlords.

  • 09.10.2011 1:59 PM PDT

"I will show you how a true Prussian officer fights!"

"And i will show you where the iron crosses grow..."

- "Cross of Iron"


Posted by: CrazzySnipe55
1. Obtain lots of money (Work in progress. As of right now I have $10.35.)

2. Obtain 640,000,000 well trained Bald Eagles. Specifically Bald Eagles. Any other kind of eagle simply will not work. (Work in progress. I saw one once)

3. Obtain a secret lair inside a volcano.

4. Use 1 million of the Bald Eagles to penetrate every window of the white house. I'm sure the windows are bullet proof, this is why I need so many. Repeated attempts in rapid succession should work.

5. Send in a hundred Bald Eagles to locate the president. Have 10 of them grab him while the other 90 distract those in the room with him. They may be shot. This is a necessary casualty. But most of them won't be because you can't shoot a Bald Eagle. It's in the constitution. The 10 Bald Eagles who grabbed him will then fly him to my secret lair in above mentioned volcano.

6. Steps 4 and 5 will be repeated for the location of every major world leader.

7. The remaining Bald Eagles (approximately 500 million) will be used to constantly hover in place as a protective shield around my volcano with a thickness of at least 100 Bald Eagles. I will then hold the world for ransom inside the protective shield of my Bald Eagles.


You'll never get away with it...

  • 09.10.2011 2:04 PM PDT

Posted by: Commander GX
Bungie.Match.com: Our Johnson knows what the ladies like.

CrazzySnipe, unfortunately it's illegal to even own a Bald Eagle. Sorry, but that'll never happen, plus, your volcano could erupt unpredictably.

  • 09.10.2011 2:08 PM PDT

Key


Posted by: M94 Mushroom Man
CrazzySnipe, unfortunately it's illegal to even own a Bald Eagle. Sorry, but that'll never happen, plus, your volcano could erupt unpredictably.
It's also illegal to kidnap the president. And take over the world. Your logic = flawed.

  • 09.10.2011 2:35 PM PDT

Lol, he's right, almost everything he planned on doing is illegal. It'd be a pain in the ass getting that many eagles, though.
Posted by: CrazzySnipe55

Posted by: M94 Mushroom Man
CrazzySnipe, unfortunately it's illegal to even own a Bald Eagle. Sorry, but that'll never happen, plus, your volcano could erupt unpredictably.
It's also illegal to kidnap the president. And take over the world. Your logic = flawed.

  • 09.10.2011 2:37 PM PDT

1. Steal Underpants
2. ?
3. ?
4. ?
5. ?
6. ?
7. Profit

  • 09.10.2011 2:40 PM PDT

"I don't care if it's God's own anti-Son of a -blam!- Machine or a giant hula-hoop!"

Posted by: CrazzySnipe55

Posted by: M94 Mushroom Man
CrazzySnipe, unfortunately it's illegal to even own a Bald Eagle. Sorry, but that'll never happen, plus, your volcano could erupt unpredictably.
It's also illegal to kidnap the president. And take over the world. Your logic = flawed.
His logic = attempt at humor...

  • 09.10.2011 2:42 PM PDT

On a related note, ******'s mom has really nice boobs, and it doesn't take much booze or encouragement to get her to let the puppies out of the pen...if you know what I mean...

1. Obtain a nuke from orbiter


2. Send all remaining weapons into the sun


3. Get people to go to war against eachother while I watch from my nuke from orbiter


4. Blow something up and strike fear into the people


5. Make them obey me in fear of nuclear annihilation


6. Build a huge statue of me


7. Rule the world


I'm not creative xD

[Edited on 09.10.2011 2:43 PM PDT]

  • 09.10.2011 2:42 PM PDT

Cammalamm is the best.

External Links-
>My Photobucket page
>My Twitter account

*UPDATE*

  • 09.11.2011 1:38 PM PDT