- Raptorx7
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- Exalted Legendary Member
"I will show you how a true Prussian officer fights!"
"And i will show you where the iron crosses grow..."
- "Cross of Iron"
Posted by: CrazzySnipe55
1. Obtain lots of money (Work in progress. As of right now I have $10.35.)
2. Obtain 640,000,000 well trained Bald Eagles. Specifically Bald Eagles. Any other kind of eagle simply will not work. (Work in progress. I saw one once)
3. Obtain a secret lair inside a volcano.
4. Use 1 million of the Bald Eagles to penetrate every window of the white house. I'm sure the windows are bullet proof, this is why I need so many. Repeated attempts in rapid succession should work.
5. Send in a hundred Bald Eagles to locate the president. Have 10 of them grab him while the other 90 distract those in the room with him. They may be shot. This is a necessary casualty. But most of them won't be because you can't shoot a Bald Eagle. It's in the constitution. The 10 Bald Eagles who grabbed him will then fly him to my secret lair in above mentioned volcano.
6. Steps 4 and 5 will be repeated for the location of every major world leader.
7. The remaining Bald Eagles (approximately 500 million) will be used to constantly hover in place as a protective shield around my volcano with a thickness of at least 100 Bald Eagles. I will then hold the world for ransom inside the protective shield of my Bald Eagles.
You'll never get away with it...