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Subject: Idiots Guide to Bungie.net - The greatest book that was never written.

Thats Right I Was Banned For Watching The Webcams Too Much!Combat Arms - X647"He who'd walk a mile just to hold an empty hand, knows what it means to be a wealthy man."
Skin This Place Alive...

Once upon a time, many years ago, I had the greatest/dumbest idea ever, to write the "Idiots Guide to Bungie.net"

It was the "instruction manual" to the website and was to include sections on groups, posting, rules, theme building and even a nice little history section.

I do not remember exactly how it all started and I do not remember who all was involved in the original project so please forgive me if I do not give proper credit where it is due.

I really do not want to let this idea die just because I am a lazy bastard...but I don't think it will ever get finished, not by me anyway.


Before I delete the file for eternity, i will finally share it with the world...
The Idiots Guide to Bungie.net PDF

only 3 pages...boy i was lazy

  • 09.10.2011 3:46 PM PDT

Posted by: Commander GX
Bungie.Match.com: Our Johnson knows what the ladies like.

*downloads*

  • 09.10.2011 3:50 PM PDT


Posted by: M94 Mushroom Man
*downloads*

  • 09.10.2011 3:52 PM PDT

Key


Posted by: ctjl96

Posted by: M94 Mushroom Man
*downloads*


P.S. if this is pronz..... ima find u kid...

Edit: It only shows you how to sign up. I am disappoint.

[Edited on 09.10.2011 10:57 PM PDT]

  • 09.10.2011 4:21 PM PDT

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten

Cool but boring.

I thought it would be forum info and stuff. :/

  • 09.10.2011 4:24 PM PDT
  • gamertag: [none]
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Pfhor new members:
Hello, I am *****. I am a very active Bungie.net member and If you do not understand or need help with something with Bungie.net you can message me. I will reply with a correct and accuate answer. Welcome to the Seventh Column Army.

Wow, great Job OP.

  • 09.10.2011 4:24 PM PDT

NO GROUP INVITES

Jesus took 3 days to respawn, talk about lag.

7 BILLION BY 7

OK that just blew me out of the water. Well done!
Regardless of how long it was, the effort you put into it was grest :)

[Edited on 09.10.2011 4:52 PM PDT]

  • 09.10.2011 4:51 PM PDT

Clutchin' is a habit! 7th Column fo' lyfe

Nice work yo

  • 09.10.2011 4:58 PM PDT

I came, I saw, I conquered. On my quest to become Mythic. So all can be jealous of the amazing blue glow from my title bar. =) ~BlindChild~

i only can see the part on how to sigh up for b net nothing else with load up

  • 09.10.2011 6:47 PM PDT
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vanert says: Apparently he went to college with Stosh.
Killane says:
Stosh went to college?
Posted by: stosh
I'm a college dropout.

Are you calling me an idiot?

  • 09.10.2011 7:07 PM PDT

I like pictures.

Still, I think we did alright with the FAQ in the stickies. It's not too bad.

  • 09.10.2011 7:23 PM PDT

Holy Yes.

  • 09.10.2011 7:25 PM PDT

"I don't care if it's God's own anti-Son of a -blam!- Machine or a giant hula-hoop!"

What are you insinuating?

  • 09.10.2011 7:29 PM PDT
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  • gamertag: Rokitz
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Want to know more about me? Check out my Community Joes interview.

Trying something once will increace your chances of success, because you tried it. Try someting twice, and your chances increase yet again - seeing as you've done it. Try something a few thousand times, and your chances of success is exponentially increased; this increase would likely provide success every time

Nice PDF, PKF! It's got a lot of potential, maybe once I get my computer running again I can help make it better.

  • 09.10.2011 7:44 PM PDT

cars, girls & cake all day everyday

Heh, heh.
This has got some potential to be very helpful, insulting, and informative. (but mostly insulting) If I were to say I want to expand on this in that way, would anyone help me?

  • 09.10.2011 7:48 PM PDT

You always did have the wacky ideas, PKF. The table of contents was really informative though, I must say :P

<3

  • 09.10.2011 7:51 PM PDT

Thats Right I Was Banned For Watching The Webcams Too Much!Combat Arms - X647"He who'd walk a mile just to hold an empty hand, knows what it means to be a wealthy man."
Skin This Place Alive...

I would love for this to be carried on by the community...I really don't see myself completing it in the near future.

As for the table of contents...well..it was all swear words and vulgar phrases (not community link appropriate)

I still really want to see this made.....

  • 09.10.2011 7:54 PM PDT

cars, girls & cake all day everyday

If I do this though, it's going to be like, so vulgar and insulting it might as well belong on EncyclopediaDramatica. But, at the same time it will also be helpful. (slightly)

No one would like to help out?

[Edited on 09.10.2011 8:00 PM PDT]

  • 09.10.2011 7:58 PM PDT

real gamertag is mvyorkie009

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1169280822&v=wall& amp;story_fbid=133425540008015&r833fa4ca&m_sess=1h8bm 6-msvlrePs&rb9441a98#!/profile.php?id=630409792
yorkie

needs a nice cover
yorkie

  • 09.10.2011 8:26 PM PDT

Thats Right I Was Banned For Watching The Webcams Too Much!Combat Arms - X647"He who'd walk a mile just to hold an empty hand, knows what it means to be a wealthy man."
Skin This Place Alive...


Posted by: mvyorkie009
needs a nice cover
yorkie


Sample

  • 09.10.2011 9:25 PM PDT

Non facete nobis calcitrare vestrvm perinaevm.

Posted by: Achronos
You imply a level of control over Halo: Reach matchmaking that we no longer have. Or, in your vernacular, it isn't our shiznit anymore.


Active 9/1/11, Heroic 12/25/12


Posted by: PKF_647

Posted by: mvyorkie009
needs a nice cover
yorkie


Sample

Amazing :)

If it's called a guide it must have some explanations of some of Bungie's obscure references.

  • 09.10.2011 9:42 PM PDT

i c u thar c' ing my signiture

Yours in _Kai_

I was expecting forum stuff and witty comments and such, oh well. Great job either way OP.

  • 09.10.2011 9:52 PM PDT
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  • gamertag: Rokitz
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Want to know more about me? Check out my Community Joes interview.

Trying something once will increace your chances of success, because you tried it. Try someting twice, and your chances increase yet again - seeing as you've done it. Try something a few thousand times, and your chances of success is exponentially increased; this increase would likely provide success every time

Posted by: PKF_647
I would love for this to be carried on by the community...I really don't see myself completing it in the near future.

As for the table of contents...well..it was all swear words and vulgar phrases (not community link appropriate)

I still really want to see this made.....

Consider it done. Anyone else willing to help me?

After much consideration, I figure l'll alread be at school with a computer in front of me anyway, so I might as well be doing something constructive =P. While what you have is short, it's a great start - I especially like the layout. This definitely isn't a small task, so expect it to take time - much like the Bungie.net FAQ did.

  • 09.10.2011 9:56 PM PDT
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Sometimes starting back from square one does good...

Ask smart questions
http://catb.org/esr/faqs/smart-questions.html

Where did you take these pictures from? They look from the early 2000's.

  • 09.10.2011 10:02 PM PDT

I'll do it. ;)
Posted by: Rokit
Posted by: PKF_647
I would love for this to be carried on by the community...I really don't see myself completing it in the near future.

As for the table of contents...well..it was all swear words and vulgar phrases (not community link appropriate)

I still really want to see this made.....

Consider it done. Anyone else willing to help me?

After much consideration, I figure l'll alread be at school with a computer in front of me anyway, so I might as well be doing something constructive =P. While what you have is short, it's a great start - I especially like the layout. This definitely isn't a small task, so expect it to take time - much like the Bungie.net FAQ did.

  • 09.10.2011 10:06 PM PDT

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