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Subject: How would you break into Bungie Studios?

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Achronos: And what's this about a "design team" I've been hearing? Apparently stosh is so awesome he's now considered a "team".

Walk in the front door with a water pistol.

  • 09.10.2011 9:39 PM PDT
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I would crash the door by walking in wearing a Don Quixote outfit and riding the Nyan cat.

  • 09.10.2011 9:43 PM PDT

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Easy.

  • 09.10.2011 9:44 PM PDT

Well, if you make it past Jerome and his gravity hammer, then you have to get past IT:

http://thelazygeeks.com/2011/08/12/bungie-it-guy-pulls-gun-on -criminal-makes-citizen%E2%80%99s-arrest/

If you get past IT, well, you get an enraged urk and we're all done for

  • 09.11.2011 2:15 AM PDT

What a hipster.

Simple, dress up as Jeff Steitzer. Everyone would be focusing on my voice and not what's going on.

  • 09.11.2011 4:59 AM PDT

I'd post my brilliantly formulated plan on their forums and then..

oh wait.

  • 09.11.2011 5:05 AM PDT
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I understand nothing because my life is a conspiracy.

Well, would bring in some goodie baskets. I'd give some to Jerome, then walk around (maybe being escorted by Jerome) and hand out more baskets to Bungie employees. Then I would leave and be happy.

  • 09.11.2011 6:34 AM PDT

Who says I would even need to break in? Yeah, I'm that good.

/jk

  • 09.11.2011 6:38 AM PDT

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I'd disguise myself as a Playlist Engineer and then sap their sentries to get in.

  • 09.11.2011 7:00 AM PDT

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I would just walk right past Jerome and hope he didn't notice me.

  • 09.11.2011 7:14 AM PDT

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  • 09.11.2011 7:24 AM PDT

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  • 09.11.2011 7:31 AM PDT
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On December 1st, 2012, I met Neil deGrasse Tyson. I shook the man's hand, and even made him laugh. Not much else to do with my life now.

Put some toast outside.

Stosh'd get really mad and start to destroy the studio, allowing me to finagle my way in.

Then, I'd look at whatever Bungie is doing right now and do this.

  • 09.11.2011 10:08 AM PDT

use a hologram to distract jerome and just walk in.

  • 09.11.2011 10:09 AM PDT


Posted by: westpointusma15
I'd disguise myself as a Playlist Engineer and then sap their sentries to get in.

lol

  • 09.11.2011 5:20 PM PDT

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Bribe the guards with... stuff...

  • 09.11.2011 5:25 PM PDT

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I would bribe one of them with lot's of toast... preferably not Stosh.

  • 09.11.2011 5:30 PM PDT

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  • 09.11.2011 5:35 PM PDT

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I wouldn't break into Bungie Studios because that would undoubtedly reduce my chances of working there from around 2% to 0%.

  • 09.11.2011 5:39 PM PDT

Nuff' said.

  • 09.11.2011 5:43 PM PDT

PEANUT-BUTTER SLAP!

ODST style: Smash in through the ceiling.

  • 09.11.2011 6:10 PM PDT

I'd do it Deus Ex style.

  • 09.11.2011 6:12 PM PDT

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I'd do it Deus Ex style.

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  • 09.11.2011 6:13 PM PDT
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Why hello there.

I don't think I could. Jerome is a scary guy.

  • 09.11.2011 6:18 PM PDT

On a related note, ******'s mom has really nice boobs, and it doesn't take much booze or encouragement to get her to let the puppies out of the pen...if you know what I mean...


Posted by: coolmike699
I would break into a video game studio using my training playing video games. I would climb onto the roof and sneak in the air ducts.
This man is a genius!

  • 09.11.2011 6:20 PM PDT

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