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Subject: How would you break into Bungie Studios?

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Deathcon_5 on Adelais

Through their internets, I hear their pipes are really big.

  • 09.11.2011 6:23 PM PDT
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All counter-arguments to evolution are based on a gross misunderstanding of the theory.

I'll tell you, but first I'm going to need a few things:
Adam from Mythbusters
Explosive frogs
A sniper rifle that appears to be an Ak-47 to the naked eye
The head of a dog
Toast
Harrison's mom
Slingshots loaded with addictive chinese food

Posted by: Deathcon 5
Through their internets, I hear their pipes are really big.

The bigger your pipes, the more internetz you can fit through.

[Edited on 09.11.2011 6:26 PM PDT]

  • 09.11.2011 6:25 PM PDT

BERTOLLI!!!!!!!!!!!

Give Jerome a hug, all he ever wanted was some love but being a big security guard with a gravity hammer tends to scare people away.

Either I'll be escorted by Jerome through the building or get arrested and listed as a sex offender.

[Edited on 09.11.2011 6:47 PM PDT]

  • 09.11.2011 6:45 PM PDT

My name is from Star Wars. Now you know.

Feel free to follow me on my twitter and stalk me.

Well... First I'd gather my team:
Chris Redfield
Commander Shepard
Chewbacca
A Monkey of some sort
Clint Eastwood
Durandal
Pikachu
Harrison Ford

Second, I'd acquire the vehicles:
The Millennium Falcon
The Wienermobile
A Panzer Tank
A B-17 Bomber

Third, we'd make the assault. Harrison Ford and Chewbacca would take the wienermobile and crash into the front gates with guns blazing as a distraction. Clint Eastwood would take the right flank of the building in the Panzer Tank as no one would expect this and blow out the wall and all Bungie reinforcements would focus on the hole and the main gate. Then the B-17 piloted by the monkey bombs a massive hole in the roof.

Then the Millennium Falcon piloted by Durandal would fly over and drop Pikachu, Chirs Redfield, and Commander Shepard into the hole. They would then fight their way through the waves of constant fighting and bloodshed to the main engineering pod. Pikachu would use thunderbolt to supercharge the computers and make the new game super awesome. Then Chris Redfield would falcon punch the computer until it put the game on a playable disc in its final form. Then Commander Shepard would use a specially placed Singularity and it would teleport them back onboard the Falcon which would fly into the sunset. Clint would then retreat and Chewwy and Harrison would use the super rockets in the wienermobile to fly away.

THE END.

  • 09.11.2011 6:54 PM PDT
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Positive vibes.

I would build a catapult and launch a flaming rock at the doors. Then I would walk inside. They would be so shocked that they would not even bother trying to stop me.

:D

  • 09.11.2011 6:59 PM PDT
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It was once said that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could reproduce the works of shakespeare... Now thanks to the internet we know that this is not true
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No programmer can pick up a TV remote without thinking what it would take to add a stun gun. [...] Their motto is 'if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet

with my climbing gear. I would rappel in. good news is that they would most likely think it so awesome that they would let me stay for a while.

  • 09.11.2011 7:00 PM PDT


Posted by: Xizor14
Well... First I'd gather my team:
Chris Redfield
Commander Shepard
Chewbacca
A Monkey of some sort
Clint Eastwood
Durandal
Pikachu
Harrison Ford

Second, I'd acquire the vehicles:
The Millennium Falcon
The Wienermobile
A Panzer Tank
A B-17 Bomber

Third, we'd make the assault. Harrison Ford and Chewbacca would take the wienermobile and crash into the front gates with guns blazing as a distraction. Clint Eastwood would take the right flank of the building in the Panzer Tank as no one would expect this and blow out the wall and all Bungie reinforcements would focus on the hole and the main gate. Then the B-17 piloted by the monkey bombs a massive hole in the roof.

Then the Millennium Falcon piloted by Durandal would fly over and drop Pikachu, Chirs Redfield, and Commander Shepard into the hole. They would then fight their way through the waves of constant fighting and bloodshed to the main engineering pod. Pikachu would use thunderbolt to supercharge the computers and make the new game super awesome. Then Chris Redfield would falcon punch the computer until it put the game on a playable disc in its final form. Then Commander Shepard would use a specially placed Singularity and it would teleport them back onboard the Falcon which would fly into the sunset. Clint would then retreat and Chewwy and Harrison would use the super rockets in the wienermobile to fly away.

THE END.

There should be a movie.

  • 09.11.2011 7:03 PM PDT


Posted by: a rascal cat
I would build a catapult and launch a flaming rock at the doors. Then I would walk inside. They would be so shocked that they would not even bother trying to stop me.

:D

Shock and awe

  • 09.11.2011 7:04 PM PDT

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i am not shawn from youtube, I created this username because I thought it was an unique name but if I could change it I would since it did not belong to me originally

Walk in with some Arby's.

Everybody likes Arby's, It's GOOD MOOD FOOOOOOD

[Edited on 09.11.2011 7:11 PM PDT]

  • 09.11.2011 7:11 PM PDT

I've been here a decent amount of time to know you're all crazy

I'd drive a Scorpion through the front doors.

  • 09.11.2011 7:12 PM PDT
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vanert says: Apparently he went to college with Stosh.
Killane says:
Stosh went to college?
Posted by: stosh
I'm a college dropout.

With a gun.

  • 09.11.2011 7:14 PM PDT

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You know this to be true.
ALL HAIL GABEN

I'd grow a beard and disguise myself as you know who.

muhahaha

EDIT: I'll make sure to keep a gun on me in case things go wrong. I'm bringing my nerf gun.

[Edited on 09.11.2011 7:27 PM PDT]

  • 09.11.2011 7:26 PM PDT

Pizza Guy gets VIP access.

  • 09.11.2011 7:46 PM PDT

Posted by: AngryBrute1
Oh yeah, since somebody does not believe what YOU believe; that makes us vapid...
I cannot grasp that what you call "Something happened to nothing, and that nothing became something, and it was smaller than than a period."

Snipe Jerome- but with a tranquilizer dart-, and then activate active camo and discover what really happens there.

  • 09.11.2011 8:52 PM PDT

Wake me, when you need me.

Beat up Jerome. then I'd wake up from that dream because we all know that it's physically impossible to beat jerome.

  • 09.11.2011 8:55 PM PDT
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Positive vibes.

What makes you say that? Has someone tried?

Posted by: A Citizen
Beat up Jerome. then I'd wake up from that dream because we all know that it's physically impossible to beat jerome.

  • 09.11.2011 9:05 PM PDT
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vanert says: Apparently he went to college with Stosh.
Killane says:
Stosh went to college?
Posted by: stosh
I'm a college dropout.

Posted by: a rascal cat
What makes you say that? Has someone tried?

Posted by: A Citizen
Beat up Jerome. then I'd wake up from that dream because we all know that it's physically impossible to beat jerome.

He's saying that because he's a big guy.

  • 09.11.2011 9:06 PM PDT
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Astronomy FTW

Tubas Represent!

I'd dress up as the Arbiter and tell the guard that Truth is inside and hopes he buys it.

  • 09.11.2011 9:27 PM PDT

Posted by: Dustin 6047
Troll confirmed. I never even insulted you

Posted by: Dustin 6047
OP - You're a dumbass with the reading comprehension skills of a second grader.


Can someone tell me what's wrong with these two, this made me LOL hard.

Knock on the door. If that doesn't work...

Toss a jeep at the entrance and hope no one notices that there's a jeep in the lobby.

  • 09.11.2011 9:43 PM PDT
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With a bang.

  • 09.11.2011 10:01 PM PDT

Et Eärello Endorenna utúlien.
Sinome maruvan ar Hildinyar.
tenn' Ambar-metta!

I bet at the snack time, they locked themselves in a room eating snacks like the Flood. That's the right moment to break in.

  • 09.11.2011 10:35 PM PDT

"I'm afraid of the man I'll become if I lay my life down for the people I don't even care for"

Reaper invasion???!!!

  • 09.11.2011 10:39 PM PDT

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Posted by: Yoozel
Over at HFCS we're constantly hard...

Wait...
What?

Wait in the parking garage for Urk, jump him and steal his beard, walk in the front door.

  • 09.11.2011 11:52 PM PDT
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You could probably just bring everyone's favorite kind of alcohol, then ask nicely.

  • 09.12.2011 5:18 AM PDT
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Posted by: chotato
smart, interesting, seems out of place.


Official fan of Assassin's Creed, Call of Duty, (Problem with that?) Halo, and Bungie, also a total gaming junkie.

Hide in Achronos's pants when he goes to the studio. I then jump out and run for the nearest hiding place. I then find the Webmaster, beat him up, take his suit, then roam around taking pictures of the computers and downloading files onto some USBs. I then walk out, throw the Webmaster's suit back in, then run away in terror.

  • 09.12.2011 6:09 AM PDT

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