- KingMiTcH
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- Noble Heroic Member
Posted by: Xizor14
Well... First I'd gather my team:
Chris Redfield
Commander Shepard
Chewbacca
A Monkey of some sort
Clint Eastwood
Durandal
Pikachu
Harrison Ford
Second, I'd acquire the vehicles:
The Millennium Falcon
The Wienermobile
A Panzer Tank
A B-17 Bomber
Third, we'd make the assault. Harrison Ford and Chewbacca would take the wienermobile and crash into the front gates with guns blazing as a distraction. Clint Eastwood would take the right flank of the building in the Panzer Tank as no one would expect this and blow out the wall and all Bungie reinforcements would focus on the hole and the main gate. Then the B-17 piloted by the monkey bombs a massive hole in the roof.
Then the Millennium Falcon piloted by Durandal would fly over and drop Pikachu, Chirs Redfield, and Commander Shepard into the hole. They would then fight their way through the waves of constant fighting and bloodshed to the main engineering pod. Pikachu would use thunderbolt to supercharge the computers and make the new game super awesome. Then Chris Redfield would falcon punch the computer until it put the game on a playable disc in its final form. Then Commander Shepard would use a specially placed Singularity and it would teleport them back onboard the Falcon which would fly into the sunset. Clint would then retreat and Chewwy and Harrison would use the super rockets in the wienermobile to fly away.
THE END.
There should be a movie.