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Putting Videos on FreeWeb
Posted by: Stickman Army
There is one way, however. It involves a tricky process, so watch out.
First, you have to take a Boeing 747 to India, and find a certain man that sells peaches named Akbar in New Delhi. Sure, it might take you a while to find him, but this is extremely important. Say the phrase: "I like pie", right after greeting him. He will then take you to the back of his tent, and come out with a purple stone. Then, you'll have to swim to Madagascar (Bring the key). Don't ask, it's not possible to do it any other way. If you go there by plane or boat and bring the key, you'll die instantly. Once there, you going to have to find the highest mountain range. Get to the extreme top. As far as you can go. Just make sure you don't bring anything other then your stone. If any metal objects are detected, the whole mountain will explode in a fiery apocalypse. Anyway, once you're at the top, you should find a type of plateau about 10 meters wide. Sit in the exact center, face NorthEast, and begin to meditate. Firmly grasp the stone in your left hand, and chant: "Freewebs, hear me. Freewebs, redeem me." After about 2 hours and 37 minutes, the ground around you will fall away. You will be sitting on a circle 1 meter wide of stone, and you will see a staircase leading down into the mountain directly ahead of you. Follow it down, but be careful of the millions of snakes writhing beneath you. You should see a dim green light ahead of you. This means you are very close. You will find a dead end, with a metal pad on the left wall. Press the stone to this pad, and the magnetic alignment will cause it to stick. You will have to leave it there. After 15 seconds, the wall will begin to slide away. Move inside. You should be in perfectly square room. 4 meters wide, and 4 meters high. This is essential to the process. It will also be a blinding white. Once inside, the door will close with a thud, but don't be afraid. You will get out after. Anyway, the room should be completely empty except for a circular pit in the middle and an extremely old man sitting crosslegged in front of the fire. Assume a position across the fire from the man. Say only one word, "Freeweb". The man will start summoning. This is an extraordinarily delicate process, and you cannot afford to move. Not even one millemeter. If you do, the fire will develope into a black hole, and the whole Solar System will be enveloped. However, if you manage this, the rewards will be great. Once finished, (this can take anywhere from an hour to 3 days) he will give you a PDA with an HTML code written on it. This code will only work for you. No one else, so make sure you show no one. Hear me? No one. Otherwise, the results could be catastophic. There. You have it. You can now put videos on your Freewebs site.