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Subject: Retarded Marine Moments!!
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What is the dumbest thing you have ever seen a Marine do? My choice would be when a Marine threw a Fragmentation Grenade at a Banshee. Which bounced off and killed half of them.

  • 09.09.2004 10:55 PM PDT
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Posted by: Live4Eva
hmm stupidiest thing a marine has done that i can remember is on Assault on The Control Room when a marine jumped in a ghost and ended up running down 4 other marines while going for an elite lol i ended up shooting him in the head for that,i was pretty pissed,i like keeping marines alive lol



That would be why the marines and covenant are getting upgraded AI in Halo 2. If a marine is really that stupid, I would of killed him. I don't really care about marines, because they have no idea what they are doing half the time.

  • 09.10.2004 4:11 AM PDT
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hhhmmm probably the most retarted marine moment, was when I just passed a checkpoint on AOtCR and a marine in a ghost ran me over, and ever time I spawned at that checkpoint, for about 5 times the damn marine would be hovering right where I spawned and run me over......so fianally I blew him up..hehe

  • 09.10.2004 4:53 AM PDT
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When marines dive "away" from your vehicle. They dive right in front of my little tank and gets crushed. Seconds later you hear a marine: are you crazy?!

  • 09.10.2004 6:44 AM PDT

bah

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When marines dive "away" from your vehicle. They dive right in front of my little tank and gets crushed. Seconds later you hear a marine: are you crazy?!
Damn it. Too many died.

  • 09.10.2004 10:09 AM PDT

I always find it entertaining that ONE jackal can take out a group of marines because they continually fire short bursts into the jackal's shield.

  • 09.10.2004 11:43 AM PDT
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Once I threw a plasma grenade on a marines face. He was screaming, "get it off me!"
another marine ran up and pulled off the grenade. He tried to throw it but it blew up in his hand and killed them both!

They're suposed to do that for Those tinny flood not grenades!

  • 09.10.2004 11:57 AM PDT
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Has anyone ever seen Sergeant Johnson do anything stupid? I've seen the regular marines do many dumbass things but Sarge has l337 skills and if he ever dies it is due to the other marines being stupid...or my being stupid lol

  • 09.10.2004 12:16 PM PDT

Let grunts Sleep!!!

On T&R I kill the marines with plasma gernades, and sometimes they make weird sound i've never heard before once they get tagged.

  • 09.10.2004 12:32 PM PDT
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Posted by: The Rip Saw
url=http://nikon.bungie.org/misc/dialogue/sarges/gethim hesatraitor.mp3]Damn it. Too many died.[/url]


That usually happens to me when I'm bored and I kill them. Then their aim becomes a whole lot better, lol.

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I like kiling my enemys but not my marines but the most stupid thing i have ever senn Srg. Johnson do is hop off my tank and then got ran over but i was going full speed so i was pissed

  • 09.10.2004 3:32 PM PDT

a marine hit a tree while he was running along the beach on silent cartagrapher so the rest of the marines and i moved up along the beach we came to a jackel who was being a shiel whore so the marine in the tree decides to break free and say grenade or something and he kills myself and 5 or 6 or the other marines and to top it off the jackel was still alive!!!

  • 09.10.2004 3:47 PM PDT
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"Give a Marine an Assault Rifle and he will fire aimlessly at stupid targets, give him a Ghost and he'll mow his allies down before attempting to take on a Wraith tank!"

I like to let my Marines get into the Pelican (on any level they do so), then when its about to fly off I stick a Plasma Grenade to a Marine and he'll desperately jump out of the Pelican.

Sorry, going a little off topic.

Well...I saw a Marine get into a Ghost, he then just looked at me for about a minute (I was busy eating at the time). Then he charged towards me, stopping a few feet infront of me. After about 30 seconds he turned round to attack a distant Wraith tank. As he was going he ran over 2 Marines and the Wraith blew him up the moment he got close.

  • 09.10.2004 4:05 PM PDT
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When a marine ran into wraith in a ghost. Then he got out and shot at it whith a needler. He got run over.lol

  • 09.13.2004 2:21 PM PDT
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In T&R when you just get on the alien ship and when the sword elites came out...3 jumped into the blade and hit me...lol

  • 09.13.2004 3:16 PM PDT
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one marine shot me when i walked in front of him. the sad part is there were two friendly fire incednents that day. hehe

  • 09.13.2004 5:06 PM PDT
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once on PoA a marine was standing behind one of thos sheilds firing at a grunt, but he was firing at the sheild, needless to say there was a corpse behind the protection of the sheild, i was rolling on the floor laughing at the idiotic marine, obviously not one of the ones that went to college.

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Lets see here im walking through the hall in Truth and reconsileration there were no COV. and a marine says grenade out and throws a grenade and kills everyone and I mean everyone

  • 09.13.2004 7:42 PM PDT

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Lets see here im walking through the hall in Truth and reconsileration there were no COV. and a marine says grenade out and throws a grenade and kills everyone and I mean everyone


That's funny as hell. A damn marine threw a frag onto my warthog, it bounced (I didn't see it either), and it landed right behind me, and there happened to be a dead marine there with 4 grenades, and plasma grenades from an elite, so I got warthog blastd to my death, 600 feet away.

  • 09.13.2004 9:11 PM PDT
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Ok, I was on AOTCR, the part where you go down through the tunnle into the giant cavern. Well anyway, I had four marines, that was until S. Johnson shot two of them, then I had two left, needless to say I pulled out my pistol and shot him dead, and took his sniper ammo. Almost every time I get to that part he ends up wounding, or killing somone that BLAM!

  • 09.13.2004 10:39 PM PDT
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It annoys me to hell when you're in a vehicle and the marines just crowd around you even though there are no empty seats. As soon as you start to move, you run over them (even if they're at the side of your vehicle). I suppose that's why the Warthog now has a horn, so you can say "get the hell outta my way!". Anyway, the most stupid thing i saw a marine do was on T&R. We were underneath the ship, near where you find the first lot of dead marines. One of the marines dived out of the way of a grenade i threw and only just stopped before the cliff edge. I breathed a sigh of relief. He then proceeds to walk off said cliff and all you hear is him screaming on his way down. D'oh! Oh, yeah, another time on T&R i was in the shuttle bay and my shield warning sounded so i ducked behind some cover. It was then i heard a metallic clatter and a yellow glow on the floor in front of me. Cheers mate!

  • 09.14.2004 3:19 AM PDT
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Just today when I was playing the Truth & Reconciliation, a grunt threw a plasma grenade at one of the marines. It landed right at his feet, and even though he was standing in a narrow section, he made no effort to move. When it blew up the marine rocketed sky high, straight up. I watched him go up, but didnt see him come down. I searched for the body, but lord knows where it went, all that was left was a blood stain on the wall.

[Edited on 9/14/2004 4:55:11 AM]

  • 09.14.2004 4:52 AM PDT
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I always forget on SC that there are two paths through the first area, and the top one is crowded, and the is empty. I plow through the crowded one, and end up killing 4-6 people.

Anyway, I was doing that once and I heard Sgt. Johnson say "I'm sorry, do I know you?"

[Edited on 9/14/2004 5:11:19 AM]

  • 09.14.2004 5:10 AM PDT
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I was playing coop. I was in a scorpion, and my friend were in a warthog with marines. Suddenly, without any reaso at all, the marine with the chaingun started shooting at me until I died. And I hadn't killed any marine or anything that can provoke a marine attack.

  • 09.14.2004 6:53 AM PDT

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