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Subject: Retarded Marine Moments!!
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The stoopidest thing ive ever seen a marine do wuz throw a grenade while behind one of those shields. it bounced behind him so he dove outa the way, got plasterd by a elite, and then his corpse was blown up by the grenade he threw. it was funny as HECK!
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  • 09.14.2004 9:51 AM PDT
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I'm running around with my marines, then we see some Covenant ahead of us (on AotCR). I had about 8 marines with me and, two sarges with SRs. The marines run forward with me, in almost single file. Suddenly all of their yellow blobs vanish and all my shield vanishes. I turn around and I have a line of 9 marine corpses and Sgt Johnson looking guilty with his SR. A grunt then throws a grenade staight into the middle of the line of bodies. Queue massive explosion, MCs corpse flying over the bridge in the air, etc. AND THEN AN ELITE LAUGHED!!!!!

  • 09.14.2004 10:08 AM PDT
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Posted by: shootme088
Ok, I was on AOTCR, the part where you go down through the tunnle into the giant cavern. Well anyway, I had four marines, that was until S. Johnson shot two of them, then I had two left, needless to say I pulled out my pistol and shot him dead, and took his sniper ammo. Almost every time I get to that part he ends up wounding, or killing somone that BLAM!
ur mean srg johnson is easly ur best marine

  • 09.16.2004 7:10 PM PDT
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i was playing a few days a gaon on t&r and i got the captain and he threw a frag at him.............he blew ous all up then a covie came and killed the captain ha i was pissed my checkpoint had been like 30 minutes back i was mad so when i got to that part again......i killed the one marine then took his ammo and waisted it all on his body

  • 09.16.2004 7:11 PM PDT

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Grunt tosses grenade, Marine yells for everyone to get clear, Marine gets killed because of Grenade he warned about.

Marines cause massive friendly fire accidents when trying to shoot of infection forms when the attach to a friendly soldier. I sometimes wonder what the Marines would do if an infection form was chewing on you...

Sergeant Johnson kills his entire squad in a friendly fire accident with his sniper rifle on AotCR (the indoor bridges).

Marines run you over in a Ghost. (Revert and murder them all! Muahahaha!)

Marine tosses a frag, and to your horror, it lands in front of you. You barely have time to yell your expletive before it explodes and blows you to Kingdom Come.

  • 09.16.2004 7:46 PM PDT
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I was on aotcr trying a challenge. it was "not allowed to use a vehicle at all and every marine must be alive. That certenly didn't happen. I had 9 marines andtwo of them, at the same time, fling grenades at a Banshee (retarted already). Then, 2 seconds later the Banshee kills 3 of them and the grenades land! Me and all the Marines died. Did i mention..... this was on Heroic

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  • 09.17.2004 3:53 AM PDT
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once i saw sarge kick a marine in the ass and they all fired on him. when he woz dead they all said "oh my god he's killed sarge" them they terned on me!

  • 09.17.2004 5:34 AM PDT
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The most retarded marine moment ive ever had was on T&R in the ship; he threw a grenade, then yelled 'ILL TAKE YOU ALL ON' and ran off the edge of the deck and fell to the ground, just in time for his own grenade to peg him in the face and propell his lifeless corpse all the way back up, were it landed on the exact spot he jumped from 5 seconds ago.

  • 09.17.2004 9:09 AM PDT

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