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Subject: Alien Autopsy
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A grunt has died. Perform an autopsy and find out how he died. explain your procedure.

[Edited on 9/10/2004 12:53:06 PM]

  • 09.10.2004 12:52 PM PDT
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take a shot gun and repitedly press the melee button

  • 09.10.2004 12:53 PM PDT
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use a rocket launcher to disembowl him and use a knife to castrate him and burn the carcass.

  • 09.10.2004 12:55 PM PDT
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doctor: "His armors tough... i cant seem to cut it open!"

MC: "step aside, Doc."

*Throws grenade*

MC: "case closed."

Doctor: "WTF DID THAT DO?!?!?!?"

MC: "Your Fired!"

*MC beats the crap outa the Doctor*







randomness is an art.

  • 09.10.2004 12:56 PM PDT
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how do you burn a carcass with a knife

  • 09.10.2004 12:57 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Its a secret.

  • 09.10.2004 2:24 PM PDT
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Ignore these four words.

Posted by: Pink Menace
Its a secret.

I know how...

  • 09.10.2004 2:37 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

No ypu don't. You may THINK you do, but you don't.

  • 09.10.2004 2:48 PM PDT
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Posted by: Pink Menace
No ypu don't. You may THINK you do, but you don't.


hmm intresting

  • 09.10.2004 2:49 PM PDT
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Posted by: Kendoboy
Posted by: Pink Menace
No ypu don't. You may THINK you do, but you don't.


hmm intresting


the knife is really a pimped out light saber.

  • 09.11.2004 11:43 AM PDT