- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Poll: Most hated type of team mate [closed]
| TKs you repeatedly:
25%
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(1 Votes)
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| TKs you,then steals the flag you were carrying:
0%
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(0 Votes)
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| Insults you for your performance/weapons:
25%
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(1 Votes)
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| Never helps you :
25%
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(1 Votes)
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| Does'nt know what the hell is going on:
25%
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(1 Votes)
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Total Votes: 4
Put your stories here
I'll start us off. The people I hate most would have to be Sam Fisher and Matthew. In one Blood Gulch CTF match, they TKed me about 30 times, and that’s not counting all the other poor souls on the team. those *****bleep ***bleep*** bleep **** started TKing at the beginning of the match, and carried over into two more matches. they did not actually ever leave the base, they just stood on top of it shooting at their own team. That just ******* me off. Eventually, I managed to persuade the team to concentrate their fre on the two bastards. After about 10 minutes of that, they pleaded for mercy, and I told the team to stand down. Right after that, Sam Fisher and Matthew started their rampage again, cutting an almost solid swath of ' ''NAME'' was betrayed by Sam Fisher/ Matthew' . As the match closed, I armed my shotgun and ventured out to avenge not only myself, but my team-mates as well. Soon the announcements turned to ''Sam Fisher was betrayed by [DSL] Shade''. This may seem as bad as what they were doing, but I had a reason at least.
Occasionally I Tked someone besides Matthew or Sam Fisher, and at that I apologised repeatedly, for in my quest to cleanse the land of filth like Fisher, I had destroyed innocent bystanders as well. By accident, of course. All while the secret war of Sam Fisher and Shade waged around the base, the opposite team attacked as well. It was terrible, enemies all around, your teammates betraying left and right. It was a most horrible match, with the Red Team deaths through the screen. As it turned out, the KILLS total was a third of the deaths, as Tks were not recorded.
The moral of the story is, don’t TK, unless you have been TKed first and not been apologised to. If assaulted by a team member repeatedly, then revenge is perfectly acceptable. Just do not attack the innocent.
The real hero of this story is the team player known as 'SUICIDE' . this great Halo-er never once TKed an innocent bystander, and, depsite the sea of hatred and death surrounding him, he managed to escape the Base of Betrayal (Red Base) and invade the Base of Non-Betrayal (Blue Base). This brave and Noble Spartan captured the flag, and made it back alive. This team Player is truely a great one, as he was the only one on the Red team who got to the Blue flag and made it back.
The real moral is, try to get the flag, don't TK innocent people, and never swear.
And SUICIDE, if your reading this, I salute to you.
And Sam Fisher, Matthew, go to hell. No-one decent would ever do so many TKs.
And as for you, average reader, play Halo, find Sam Fisher or Matthew, and avenge the fallen of Red Blood Gulch Outpost No. 1 with the fury of a thousand Flaming Ninjas.
Blood Gulch, Red Base One,
Amongst you evil is done.
Sam and Matthew they are called,
Stay away from them or be culled.
The Red Base team is now dead,
Not by Blue, but by Red.
Not for fame, not for wealth,
Sam and Matthew killed in stealth ,
But for a thrill, that’s what it was for.
They sent you knocking at Deaths Door.
Blood Gulch, Red Base One,
Amongst you evil is done.
WOW!!! That was pretty long.