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Subject: Flood, I think my doctor is trying to kill me.

Posted by: militaryguns
I'm sorry America is busy helping others in the world and actually making a difference.

Something Canada will never do.

suck it up princess

  • 09.16.2011 5:01 PM PDT
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Well, here we are. I guess that it was destined to come to this.


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Posted by: Recon Number 54
Posted by: o_____________o

Posted by: Recon Number 54
What antibiotic is a 2 inch gel cap?
I don't think it is an antibiotic, he has me taking something else for the antibiotic stuff. He said it would help loosen my bowel movements. It's called "Bisacodyl".

The tabs for Bisacodyl appear to be quite small.

Are your capsules wrapped in foil and labeled "suppository" by any chance?
They came in blue plastic packets. And yes, "suppository" is labeled in small text under "Bisacodyl". Why?

Good news! You don't have to swallow those "capsules" any more.

The bad news? Google "suppository".

  • 09.16.2011 5:02 PM PDT


Posted by: o_____________o

Posted by: Recon Number 54
Posted by: o_____________o

Posted by: Recon Number 54
What antibiotic is a 2 inch gel cap?
I don't think it is an antibiotic, he has me taking something else for the antibiotic stuff. He said it would help loosen my bowel movements. It's called "Bisacodyl".

The tabs for Bisacodyl appear to be quite small.

Are your capsules wrapped in foil and labeled "suppository" by any chance?
They came in blue plastic packets. And yes, "suppository" is labeled in small text under "Bisacodyl". Why?

Then you are doing it wrong. Put the pills in your butt. You may think I'm joking, but I'm not.

  • 09.16.2011 5:02 PM PDT

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It might be a suppository.

  • 09.16.2011 5:03 PM PDT

I would like to be a Mythic Member, or a mod.

REALLY BAD. I believe I deserve it, I am very loyal to the dear Bungie forums and want to keep everything in tip-top shape. Its always a real pleasure to be on the forums and I want to be recognized here.

Crush them.

  • 09.16.2011 5:03 PM PDT


Posted by: o_____________o
Fine. I'll google it, what a pain in the ass.

*googles*

Funny you should say that...

  • 09.16.2011 5:03 PM PDT
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Positive vibes.

You have the greatest username ever. Just saying.

OT: I doubt your doctor is trying to kill you...If he were trying to kill you, he would just shoot you. So, unless he pulls a gun out on you, you're in the clear. Haha. In all seriousness, I wouldn't lose anytime over it. Just relax. He's not trying to kill you.

:)

  • 09.16.2011 5:05 PM PDT
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Well, here we are. I guess that it was destined to come to this.


Posted by: o_____________o
IS THIS -blam!- SERIOUS? I HAVE TO SHOVE THEM UP MY ASS?!?

Are they waxy and tend to melt in your mouth?

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Positive vibes.

Dude, you're, like, 50 years old.

Posted by: Recon Number 54

Posted by: o_____________o
IS THIS -blam!- SERIOUS? I HAVE TO SHOVE THEM UP MY ASS?!?

Are they waxy and tend to melt in your mouth?

  • 09.16.2011 5:06 PM PDT
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  • 09.16.2011 5:06 PM PDT

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Posted by: o_____________o
IS THIS -blam!- SERIOUS? I HAVE TO SHOVE THEM UP MY ASS?!?


You'll probably feel a nice tingling sensation.

God, it's just your butt. You squeeze stuff out of it nearly everyday. It's just the opposite but on a smaller scale.

I've never had a suppository but it surely can't be too bad.

  • 09.16.2011 5:07 PM PDT

I've read all the replies and I LOL'D SO FREAKIN HARD!!!!!! xD

  • 09.16.2011 5:08 PM PDT


Posted by: BAK3D B34N

Posted by: o_____________o
IS THIS -blam!- SERIOUS? I HAVE TO SHOVE THEM UP MY ASS?!?


You'll probably feel a nice tingling sensation.

God, it's just your butt. You squeeze stuff out of it nearly everyday. It's just the opposite but on a smaller scale.

I've never had a suppository but it surely can't be too bad.

Its definetly not good.

Uh... a friend told me.

  • 09.16.2011 5:08 PM PDT

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I love Yvonne
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Posted by: BAK3D B34N

Posted by: o_____________o
IS THIS -blam!- SERIOUS? I HAVE TO SHOVE THEM UP MY ASS?!?


You'll probably feel a nice tingling sensation.

God, it's just your butt. You squeeze stuff out of it nearly everyday. It's just the opposite but on a smaller scale.

I've never had a suppository but it surely can't be too bad.

Its definetly not good.

Uh... a friend told me.


O rly?

Well I prefer my ignorant viewpoint. Does it feel like a candle is melting in your butt or something?

  • 09.16.2011 5:10 PM PDT
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Well, here we are. I guess that it was destined to come to this.

Posted by: o_____________o
Posted by: Recon Number 54
Posted by: o_____________o
IS THIS -blam!- SERIOUS? I HAVE TO SHOVE THEM UP MY ASS?!?
Are they waxy and tend to melt in your mouth?
Well...it was a bit slimy after about the 10th time I tried to swallow it.


Good God! Why the hell would the doc neglect to tell me that I am supposed to SHOVE IT UP MY ASS?!?

They should have been included in the instructions from your pharmacist or on the package label.

BTW, this is one of the better deliveries I have seen of this joke and trust me, I have seen a LOT.

  • 09.16.2011 5:10 PM PDT

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  • 09.16.2011 5:10 PM PDT


Posted by: o_____________o

Posted by: Recon Number 54

Posted by: o_____________o
IS THIS -blam!- SERIOUS? I HAVE TO SHOVE THEM UP MY ASS?!?

Are they waxy and tend to melt in your mouth?
Well...it was a bit slimy after about the 10th time I tried to swallow it.


Good God! Why the hell would the doc neglect to tell me that I am supposed to SHOVE IT UP MY ASS?!?


Because everybody (except you) knows what "suppository" means?

  • 09.16.2011 5:11 PM PDT

Don't mistake a temptation for an opportunity.

I couldn't breathe when I read the posts farther up. Never so much has the Flood made me laugh

  • 09.16.2011 5:11 PM PDT


Posted by: BAK3D B34N
O rly?

Well I prefer my ignorant viewpoint. Does it feel like a candle is melting in your butt or something?

To be honest, I took them when I was really young so I don't really remember. I'm sure it counts as a repressed memory.

...or so I was told?

  • 09.16.2011 5:11 PM PDT

Same thing happened to me. My doctor is now in jail for attempted murder. Watch out and sure him b4 he kills u

  • 09.16.2011 5:13 PM PDT

One of my ideas.

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Posted by: o_____________o

Posted by: Recon Number 54
Posted by: o_____________o

Posted by: Recon Number 54
What antibiotic is a 2 inch gel cap?
I don't think it is an antibiotic, he has me taking something else for the antibiotic stuff. He said it would help loosen my bowel movements. It's called "Bisacodyl".

The tabs for Bisacodyl appear to be quite small.

Are your capsules wrapped in foil and labeled "suppository" by any chance?
They came in blue plastic packets. And yes, "suppository" is labeled in small text under "Bisacodyl". Why?
Lawl.

  • 09.16.2011 5:13 PM PDT

Relevant

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