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Subject: Flood, I think my doctor is trying to kill me.
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Positive vibes.

This is just...fantasic.

  • 09.16.2011 5:14 PM PDT
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Do not waste your tears, I was not born to watch the world grow dim. Life is not measured in years, but by the deeds of men.

Posted by: goldhawk
We should know better, because we are better.

At first I was like -_- then, I lolled. Your reaction was hilarious.

  • 09.16.2011 5:15 PM PDT

Doc: "i'm a pacifist"
Caboose: "your a thing that babies suck on?"
Tucker: "no dude, that's a pedephile"
Church: "tucker, i think he means a pacifier"


Posted by: BAK3D B34N

Posted by: o_____________o
IS THIS -blam!- SERIOUS? I HAVE TO SHOVE THEM UP MY ASS?!?


You'll probably feel a nice tingling sensation.

God, it's just your butt. You squeeze stuff out of it nearly everyday. It's just the opposite but on a smaller scale.

I've never had a suppository but it surely can't be too bad.


Unless you enjoy things being shoved into your rectum, it is very uncomfortable.

  • 09.16.2011 5:16 PM PDT
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I was laughing so -blam!- hard. These pills look like atomic bombs! Looks like somebody's getting kaboom'd in the -blam!- tonight!

[Edited on 09.16.2011 5:19 PM PDT]

  • 09.16.2011 5:19 PM PDT
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Positive vibes.

You win the internet. Seriously, it's yours; take it.

Posted by: AJay105
I was laughing so -blam!- hard. These pills look like atomic bombs! Looks like somebody's getting kaboom'd in the -blam!- tonight!

  • 09.16.2011 5:20 PM PDT
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Posted by: a rascal cat
You win the internet. Seriously, it's yours; take it.

Posted by: AJay105
I was laughing so -blam!- hard. These pills look like atomic bombs! Looks like somebody's getting kaboom'd in the -blam!- tonight!
<:3


>:3

  • 09.16.2011 5:21 PM PDT

Doc: "i'm a pacifist"
Caboose: "your a thing that babies suck on?"
Tucker: "no dude, that's a pedephile"
Church: "tucker, i think he means a pacifier"

Did he give you the applicator?

  • 09.16.2011 5:22 PM PDT


Posted by: SweetTRIX
Did he give you the applicator?

O_O

[Edited on 09.16.2011 5:23 PM PDT]

  • 09.16.2011 5:23 PM PDT

Hilarious stuff :D

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  • 09.16.2011 5:25 PM PDT


Posted by: o_____________o
Well...now that I checked the packets again, there are instructions. I didn't read them at first because I didn't think I would need instructions to take a pill. But...still..., how was I supposed to know to shove it up my pooper if the doc never told me?

And I wish I WAS joking.

Well, you should go ahead and get it over with. It will only make it easier. And don't forget to wash your hands when you're done.

  • 09.16.2011 5:26 PM PDT

The concept is all that really matters.

Thread -blam!-in' saved.

  • 09.16.2011 5:27 PM PDT


Posted by: o_____________o

Posted by: Big Daddv2

Posted by: o_____________o
Well...now that I checked the packets again, there are instructions. I didn't read them at first because I didn't think I would need instructions to take a pill. But...still..., how was I supposed to know to shove it up my pooper if the doc never told me?

And I wish I WAS joking.

Well, you should go ahead and get it over with. It will only make it easier. And don't forget to wash your hands when you're done.
No! -blam!- it! I am not sticking anything up my ass, that is disgusting! I'll take my chances and recover from the infection by myself. If I die, then I die!

I guess its your choice. Personally, I wouldn't be too inclined to take a suppository, but I wouldn't go so far as to risk my life.

[Edited on 09.16.2011 5:40 PM PDT]

  • 09.16.2011 5:30 PM PDT

Doc: "i'm a pacifist"
Caboose: "your a thing that babies suck on?"
Tucker: "no dude, that's a pedephile"
Church: "tucker, i think he means a pacifier"


Posted by: o_____________o

Posted by: Big Daddv2

Posted by: o_____________o
Well...now that I checked the packets again, there are instructions. I didn't read them at first because I didn't think I would need instructions to take a pill. But...still..., how was I supposed to know to shove it up my pooper if the doc never told me?

And I wish I WAS joking.

Well, you should go ahead and get it over with. It will only make it easier. And don't forget to wash your hands when you're done.
No! -blam!- it! I am not sticking anything up my ass, that is disgusting! I'll take my chances and recover from the infection by myself. If I die, then I die!


Be thankful you have to take one these days, my first encounter with one of those was about 16 years ago, it was rhombus shaped and rough textured.

  • 09.16.2011 5:31 PM PDT

If pro is the opposite of con, then the opposite of progress is...


Posted by: o_____________o

Posted by: Big Daddv2

Posted by: o_____________o
Well...now that I checked the packets again, there are instructions. I didn't read them at first because I didn't think I would need instructions to take a pill. But...still..., how was I supposed to know to shove it up my pooper if the doc never told me?
And I wish I WAS joking.

Well, you should go ahead and get it over with. It will only make it easier. And don't forget to wash your hands when you're done.
No! -blam!- it! I am
not sticking anything up my ass, that is disgusting! I'll take my chances and recover from the infection by myself. If I die, then I die!


Then die. Moving on...





Just kidding; use a funnel.

  • 09.16.2011 5:31 PM PDT


Posted by: o_____________o
My doctor prescribed me some pills to take for some sort of internal infection I have in my digestive system. The problem is that I cannot swallow these pills without almost choking to death. They are about 2 inches long! I managed to swallow one this afternoon, but only after I almost died gagging. Since it is a gel capsule, cutting it into 2 pieces is out of the question.

Is my doctor trying to kill me?

Good and I hope so.

Nah, jk. :P

  • 09.16.2011 5:35 PM PDT

Doc: "i'm a pacifist"
Caboose: "your a thing that babies suck on?"
Tucker: "no dude, that's a pedephile"
Church: "tucker, i think he means a pacifier"


Posted by: o_____________o
Recon, will you please lock this thread now? I feel like I've been violated.


You will once you take that pill.

  • 09.16.2011 5:39 PM PDT

You are the center of your world.
However, this is not your world.

thread saved

  • 09.16.2011 5:43 PM PDT

I am the God Emprah of Mankind.

Deal with it.

Posted by: SweetTRIX

Posted by: o_____________o
Recon, will you please lock this thread now? I feel like I've been violated.


You will once you take that pill.

Epic lol.

  • 09.16.2011 5:44 PM PDT

Remember reach never forget bungie

I wouldnt do it, but its your choice


Good luck dude





  • 09.16.2011 5:47 PM PDT

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