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Subject: As many ways as possible to HUMANELY kill a grunt

Follow the grunt-shaped blur!!!!!!!!!!!!

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

Please number your posts.

1.Whack him on the head while he is asleep
2.Shoot him through the head when his back is turned
3.Gradually close his methane valve
4.Put vaporised morphene in the covenant ships life support system, then go round shooting them ( the grunts will be too high to feel any pain!).

Theres a few i can think of, how many can we come up with?



[Edited on 4/8/2006]

  • 04.08.2006 9:48 AM PDT

5. Use them as trampolines

  • 04.10.2006 5:37 AM PDT
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6. put a sticky on there forhead watch em run around

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Posted by: zeon_trooper382
6. put a sticky on there forhead watch em run around

I thought it was humane.
7.Shoot the backpack where they probably hold the methane.There will be a leak probably.

  • 04.11.2006 5:35 AM PDT

8. Drive near them with a ghost and make them jump off a high ledge.
9. Throw a grenade near them and watch them jump over a high ledge.
10. Hit them in their sleep and watch them fly over a high ledge.

11. The grunts below say "Aaaaahhh!!! it's raining grunts! aaaahhhh!"

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  • 04.11.2006 5:38 AM PDT

Follow the grunt-shaped blur!!!!!!!!!!!!

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

12. Put a hunter in a tutu and make it tap-dance. The grunts would die of laughter.

And what is it with chickenlittle and high edges? I don't think that making them fall 100 feet and then splat is very humane. Nor is sticking a grenade to its face.

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  • 04.11.2006 8:42 AM PDT

It Is funny to watch them fall! Try it on Assault on the control room! Near the last group of marines, get a shost, and make sure theyre near the edge. Then, drive close to them. they should jump off. Weeeeeee!!!

13. Stage a Grunts r da boss day at the covenant. Chaos!!!

  • 04.11.2006 9:28 AM PDT

Follow the grunt-shaped blur!!!!!!!!!!!!

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

Your mean! You like watching innocent aliens fall to their deaths!

  • 04.11.2006 3:30 PM PDT

No. I just like the sound they make when they fall, and the sound they make when they hit the ground. *Splat!* Hey whered this puddle come from?

  • 04.12.2006 4:57 AM PDT
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Give them a friendly humane love tap with the front grill of your warthog!

Common. How humane can you be in a FPS?

  • 04.12.2006 6:30 AM PDT

Follow the grunt-shaped blur!!!!!!!!!!!!

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

Posted by: Extreme Mjolnir
Give them a friendly humane love tap with the front grill of your warthog!

Common. How humane can you be in a FPS?

oh quite.........

  • 04.12.2006 2:53 PM PDT
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15. watch them run around the Maw until they encounter the Flood. When the Flood begins attacking the poor grunt do him a favor...

16.teach a grunt how to fly a banchee

  • 04.12.2006 3:19 PM PDT

17. Give him a plazzy pistol in the maw and watch him run away from you the entire level

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Throw a grnade and having the grunt jump off the cliff. I did that on truth and reconciliation and I some how pushed a elite off the edge.

  • 04.14.2006 3:29 PM PDT
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guillotine!

  • 04.14.2006 9:32 PM PDT
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18. throw a grenade next to the turret and watch them fly off

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19. Tell him to try and shove his head inside a tissue box.

  • 04.15.2006 5:41 AM PDT
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Carrots.

I can think of many, actualy, if you are saying we should list all the ways to kill the flood humanly, this may take awhile

Human ways:

Shoot them with Assault Rifle.
Melee atack them with an Assault Rifle
Shoot them with a Pistol.
Melee atack them with a pistol.
Snipe them with Sniper Rifle.
Shoot them with Sniper Rifle.
Melee atack them with Sniper Rifle.
Shoot them with Shotgun.
Melee them with Shotgun.
Shoot them with Rocket Launcher.
Melee them with Rocket Launcher.
Throw a Grenade at them.
Trick Grenade them (Throw a Grenade close to a large fall and sometimes in dodgeing a grunt will jump off the edge)

To "Humaneley" kill a grunt, or kill anything with that matter:

Shoot him while he is sleeping.
Melee him while he is sleeping.
Kill an Elite close to him, he will scream and scurry off, kill free.
Sneak up behind the grunt and shoot it.
Snipe it.
Sneak up behind a grunt and melee it.


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26(?). Shoot him in the kill zone between the crown and the horizontal line running from ear to ear.

  • 04.16.2006 5:08 AM PDT

"We Shall cut into this infastasion, retrieve the sacred icon, and burn any flood in our way...." The white Elite from "Qurantine Zone"

joust them with an Energy Sword, but who wastes their enrgy sword on a grunt??

[Edited on 4/17/2006]

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28) Play it Maryln Manson songs untill it commits sucide.

29)Ask it for a blow job (it will take its mask off and suficate in the atmosphere)

  • 04.18.2006 2:45 PM PDT
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29) Give him a flood infection form. (as a secret present!!!)

  • 04.18.2006 3:22 PM PDT

Follow the grunt-shaped blur!!!!!!!!!!!!

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

You are all so mean!
30) Shoot at its feet and make it dance all the way back to its homeworld





then kill it

  • 04.19.2006 5:13 AM PDT
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Feed them...a meal of lead.

  • 04.19.2006 1:00 PM PDT

Evil Angels
CHROMEHOUNDS
1/6/2010- A day that will live on in infamy.

The Man in Black fled across the desert, the Gunslinger followed.

death by ra.pe............sorry...

  • 04.20.2006 3:56 PM PDT

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