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Subject: Is Soffish Still Lost?

But then, how did you find my thread? Coincidence?
Posted by: MinusMan
I bought Soffish at American Science & Surplus here in Chicago. In fact I bought two of them, for a dime each. In hindsight I wish I had bought their entire stock.

Soffish went missing when Bungie moved to Washington. As far as I know, no one has found him yet. Alas.

I am on Twitter, though I don't live on there like some people.

Thank you for the kind words.

-Matt

  • 09.19.2011 8:27 PM PDT
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SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

A custom title is in order. This is Matt after all. Now all we need is Frankie and KP to show up, and this will be the best damn blackout day ever on this site.

OT: So there was a whole stock of Soffish, unaccounted for, waiting for us to find them all. Screw Pokemon, we gotta if find Soffish, do not eat.

  • 09.19.2011 8:30 PM PDT

You're telling me. You have Coup? This is my avatar. I<3Soffish.

WE MUST FIND HIM!
Posted by: evilcam
A custom title is in order. This is Matt after all. Now all we need is Frankie and KP to show up, and this will be the best damn blackout day ever on this site.

OT: So there was a whole stock of Soffish, unaccounted for, waiting for us to find them all. Screw Pokemon, we gotta if find Soffish, do not eat.

  • 09.19.2011 8:33 PM PDT

Someday we'll find him.

Someday...

  • 09.19.2011 8:33 PM PDT

Posted by: borrowedchief
We aren't here to ruin your experience (Well Qbix is).


Posted by: evilcam
A custom title is in order. This is Matt after all. Now all we need is Frankie and KP to show up, and this will be the best damn blackout day ever on this site.

OT: So there was a whole stock of Soffish, unaccounted for, waiting for us to find them all. Screw Pokemon, we gotta if find Soffish, do not eat.
Slightly off-topic, but that would be pretty damn epic.

  • 09.19.2011 8:36 PM PDT

Posted by: Commander GX
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I think I've seen a Soffish in a store actually. It was on a vacation when I was a wee lad to some store I can't remember. :(

  • 09.19.2011 8:37 PM PDT

We were somewhere around Barstow...

Enough with these old and pathetic memes.

  • 09.19.2011 8:42 PM PDT

Don't be an ass.
Posted by: ArmourElite
Enough with these old and pathetic memes.

  • 09.19.2011 9:05 PM PDT
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I understand nothing because my life is a conspiracy.

Blame Stosh. Everyone was taunting Stoch with toast, so he obviously did something to it for revenge . . . But what? I've got some theories.

1.) Stosh could have ate him.

2.) Maybe Stosh cut Soffish up into seven pieces and hid them around the world (or his house/apartment).

3.) Maybe it wasn't directly Stosh's fault. It could have been eaten by his cat.

  • 09.20.2011 2:58 AM PDT

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So it has been foretold, so it shall happen.

  • 09.20.2011 3:11 AM PDT

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Guys, MinusMan is not a troll; he's the real deal His Highness Matt Soell. He gave me his wideload email a few months ago by PM and confirmed his authenticity. This thread is now historic.

  • 09.20.2011 4:03 AM PDT

He's only posted three times? Even cooler. I feel cool now.
*saves thread*
Posted by: paulmarv
Guys, MinusMan is not a troll; he's the real deal His Highness Matt Soell. He gave me his wideload email a few months ago by PM and confirmed his authenticity. This thread is now historic.


[Edited on 09.20.2011 4:58 AM PDT]

  • 09.20.2011 4:51 AM PDT

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Soffish has been found

Yeah apparently the little dickens was hiding in the Newport Aquarium near my home city.

  • 09.20.2011 7:41 AM PDT
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Do you like Yax? I do.

Someone probably accidentally ate it.

  • 09.20.2011 7:56 AM PDT

Known by some, but not by all.
Soffish: Do not eat!
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Soffish, do not eat! Actually don't! As for finding it, you can get one online somewhere.

~Delta
Posted by: Eraclio
Someone probably accidentally ate it.

  • 09.20.2011 8:19 AM PDT
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Posted by: Delta 15t
Soffish, do not eat! Actually don't! As for finding it, you can get one online somewhere.

~Delta


Oh, I've looked...

  • 09.20.2011 8:22 AM PDT

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Soffish is on vacation in the Bermuda Triangle.

  • 09.20.2011 8:55 AM PDT
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Do you like Yax? I do.

Posted by: Delta 15t
Soffish, do not eat! Actually don't! As for finding it, you can get one online somewhere.

~Delta
Posted by: Eraclio
Someone probably accidentally ate it.
I wish. I have searched many times hoping to find one online. I'd be so happy if I ever found some for sale, I'd buy at least ten.

  • 09.20.2011 10:03 AM PDT

Oh my God, yes. I wonder where you could get one...
Posted by: Eraclio
Posted by: Delta 15t
Soffish, do not eat! Actually don't! As for finding it, you can get one online somewhere.

~Delta
Posted by: Eraclio
Someone probably accidentally ate it.
I wish. I have searched many times hoping to find one online. I'd be so happy if I ever found some for sale, I'd buy at least ten.

  • 09.20.2011 1:12 PM PDT

Do Work Son!


Posted by: MinusMan
I bought Soffish at American Science & Surplus here in Chicago. In fact I bought two of them, for a dime each. In hindsight I wish I had bought their entire stock.

Soffish went missing when Bungie moved to Washington. As far as I know, no one has found him yet. Alas.

I am on Twitter, though I don't live on there like some people.

Thank you for the kind words.

-Matt

Hi Matt.

  • 09.20.2011 1:39 PM PDT

He's gone. He didn't reply to my PM either. :/
Posted by: halopwner75

Posted by: MinusMan
I bought Soffish at American Science & Surplus here in Chicago. In fact I bought two of them, for a dime each. In hindsight I wish I had bought their entire stock.

Soffish went missing when Bungie moved to Washington. As far as I know, no one has found him yet. Alas.

I am on Twitter, though I don't live on there like some people.

Thank you for the kind words.

-Matt

Hi Matt.

  • 09.20.2011 1:48 PM PDT

Posted by: Commander GX
Bungie.Match.com: Our Johnson knows what the ladies like.


Posted by: ctjl96
He's gone. He didn't reply to my PM either. :/
Posted by: halopwner75

Posted by: MinusMan
I bought Soffish at American Science & Surplus here in Chicago. In fact I bought two of them, for a dime each. In hindsight I wish I had bought their entire stock.

Soffish went missing when Bungie moved to Washington. As far as I know, no one has found him yet. Alas.

I am on Twitter, though I don't live on there like some people.

Thank you for the kind words.

-Matt

Hi Matt.


I'm starting to think MinusMan is one of Matt's alts.

  • 09.20.2011 1:50 PM PDT

Well, his Twitter is MinusMan also, so I doubt it. :D

  • 09.20.2011 2:05 PM PDT

i c u thar c' ing my signiture

Yours in _Kai_

He's discontinued

  • 09.20.2011 6:01 PM PDT

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