Bungie.net Community
This topic has moved here: Subject: What is it like working for Bungie?
  • Subject: What is it like working for Bungie?
Subject: What is it like working for Bungie?

Im 10 years old and i am a N00B,What do you think?

I don't want to do it for the Halo 3 armor,just want to now what's it like?,do you need to move to Bungie Studios?,Do you need to ban people?,Plz ask

  • 09.19.2011 5:55 PM PDT

Posted by: Commander GX
Bungie.Match.com: Our Johnson knows what the ladies like.

You'd need to movie to the Bungie HQ area of course. Other than that, I don't know what to tell you.

  • 09.19.2011 5:56 PM PDT

LOL! Maybe urk or someone will post here and tell you. :)

  • 09.19.2011 5:57 PM PDT

You're chained to your desk and can never see your family again.




Jk, it's probably just like a normal workplace, assuming you know what that is like. You do need to move out to Washington as Bungie has no off-site pay roll employee's. And only the webteam gets to have the pleasure of banning kids.

[Edited on 09.19.2011 5:58 PM PDT]

  • 09.19.2011 5:57 PM PDT

Why do people in ship mutinies always ask for "better treatment"? I'd ask for a pinball machine, because with all that rocking back and forth, you'd get a lot of free games.

Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.

The working conditions are poor.

The toilets don't work.

The urinals splash back in your face.


There are at least 4 power outages during the day.

The computers are horribly out of date.

Parking is limited and you have to walk several blocks.


There are holes in the roof that leak water onto the electronics.

The floors are rooting away.

Racoons live in the Servers.

Etc.

  • 09.19.2011 5:58 PM PDT

Half Man.
Half Horse.
Half Machine.
All "Jerk Who's Really Bad at Math."

PS
No, I do not want to join your clan/group.

Posted by: THORSGOD
Jk, it's probably just like a normal workplace, assuming you know what that is like.

While I don't expect it to be a party or have daily gaming breaks, I can't quite see Bungie being a "normal" work environment, either.

[Edited on 09.19.2011 6:01 PM PDT]

  • 09.19.2011 6:01 PM PDT


Posted by: Centauratron
Posted by: THORSGOD
Jk, it's probably just like a normal workplace, assuming you know what that is like.

While I don't expect it to be a party or have daily gaming breaks, I can't quite see Bungie being a "normal" work environment, either.

Normal as in pants are required and such.
And that it's indoors, and that you need to get work done or you'll loose your job (Urk makes me wonder though).

  • 09.19.2011 6:03 PM PDT

“Oh, it’s a little bit of everything, it’s the mountains, it’s the fog, it’s the news at six o’clock, it’s the death of my first dog, it’s the angels up above me, it’s the song that they don’t sing, It’s a little bit of everything.”
- Dawes, A little bit of everything

You need to be guytobanpeople and have not-so-common facial hair (or just be bald, that works too). You also have to have a high tolerance to snacks and alcohol.

Oh and some random technical mumbo-jumbo about a degree, experience, and all that jazz.

[Edited on 09.19.2011 6:06 PM PDT]

  • 09.19.2011 6:05 PM PDT
  • gamertag: [none]
  • user homepage:

Pfhor new members:
Hello, I am *****. I am a very active Bungie.net member and If you do not understand or need help with something with Bungie.net you can message me. I will reply with a correct and accuate answer. Welcome to the Seventh Column Army.

It probably kicks a lot of ass.

  • 09.19.2011 6:09 PM PDT

Known by some, but not by all.
Soffish: Do not eat!
TWP Assistant Director.

I hear that it is like a "Zen" thing.

~Delta

  • 09.19.2011 7:22 PM PDT

Key

You can hardly call it work. More like slave labor.

  • 09.19.2011 7:25 PM PDT
  •  | 
  • Honorable Legendary Member

Sometimes starting back from square one does good...

Ask smart questions
http://catb.org/esr/faqs/smart-questions.html

There's a gorilla wearing a hat which will slap you for every Forum post you make.

  • 09.19.2011 7:26 PM PDT

The Few, The True, The crew

remember ChiFighter= k+eye+fighter

Cheeseburgers, dr. pepper, and playing Halo pretty much all day. Its true, i have seed it.

  • 09.19.2011 7:40 PM PDT

Known by some, but not by all.
Soffish: Do not eat!
TWP Assistant Director.

Um no. Employees get paid pretty well with great benefits.

~Delta
Posted by: CrazzySnipe55
You can hardly call it work. More like slave labor.


[Edited on 09.19.2011 7:57 PM PDT]

  • 09.19.2011 7:45 PM PDT

Posted by: Delta 15t
Um no. Employees get paid pretty well with great benefits.

~Delta
Posted by: CrazzySnipe55
You can hardly call it work. More like slave labor.


...That was a joke.

  • 09.19.2011 11:51 PM PDT

Stop banning me please.

They smell bad from nervous sweating all day long becasue they can't come up with a game that can be as good as halo

  • 09.19.2011 11:52 PM PDT

Posted by: Top_Gun_2021
Racoons live in the Servers.


Urk calls the big one "Bitey".

  • 09.21.2011 3:45 AM PDT
  • gamertag: [none]
  • user homepage:

Positive vibes.

I would assume you would have to work within the studio to actually be considered an employee. So to answer your question, yes, you need to move to Bungie Studios.

  • 09.21.2011 4:59 AM PDT

awesomeness!

  • 09.21.2011 5:17 AM PDT
  •  | 
  • Fabled Legendary Member

I understand nothing because my life is a conspiracy.

Looks fun. Nice employees, a lotta cool swag, good pay; I'd say it is a good workplace (unless there are heartless behind the curtain, like Justin Beiber).

  • 09.21.2011 3:50 PM PDT

I'd say it's alot like being a toast. Once you get over the unicorns spitting rainbows at you, all you have to do is get off the pot.

  • 09.21.2011 3:55 PM PDT