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Subject: What are your 7 steps to world domination?

hia

Be creative...
Mine-
1 Start this thread
2-6 ...
7 Profit!!!

  • 09.21.2011 9:27 AM PDT

wat

  • 09.21.2011 9:45 AM PDT

Known by some, but not by all.
Soffish: Do not eat!
TWP Assistant Director.

Posting in this thread is one of my steps.

~Delta

  • 09.21.2011 9:46 AM PDT
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  • Fabled Mythic Member

“Strange,” mused the Director, as they turned away, “strange to think that even in Our Ford’s day most games were played without more apparatus than a ball or two and a few sticks and perhaps a bit of netting. imagine the folly of allowing people to play elaborate games which do nothing whatever to increase consumption.”

The Black Chapter!

1. Wait for Bungie to take over the world.
2. Usurp Bungie. It'll be kind of like this

  • 09.21.2011 9:50 AM PDT

http://thexboxnetwork.com

1. Wake Up in the mourning
2. Shower
3. Make breakfast
4. Go to work
5. Get home, make dinner
6. Brush teeth
7. Go to sleep

All in a day's work.

  • 09.21.2011 10:33 AM PDT

Posted by: borrowedchief
We aren't here to ruin your experience (Well Qbix is).


Posted by: Gl0ry Jo3
1. Wake Up in the mourning
2. Shower
3. Make breakfast
4. Go to work
5. Get home, make dinner
6. Brush teeth
7. Go to sleep

All in a day's work.
TBH I though you said :

1. "Wake up in the morning"
2. "Feeling like P Diddy"

D:

  • 09.21.2011 10:58 AM PDT

1 marriage request.

All teh cookies.

1 huggle.

Wouldn't you like to know?

  • 09.21.2011 11:02 AM PDT

Consol Embu
Xbox Ambassador

Hello community, If you have any questions or concerns then please feel free to ask, whatever it may be and I will answer them to the best of my knowledge/ability. (It may not be THE answer you're looking for but AN answer is better than NO answer.)

KEEP CALM AND PLAY XBOX
Thank you.

1. Wake up
2. Shower
3. Shave
4. -blam!-
5. Fly to Argentina
6. Profit!!!
7. Stalk the higher-ups
8. We don't ever speak of Step 8; ever.

  • 09.21.2011 11:18 AM PDT

Posted by: A Bit Of Zero
This thread would have appealed to me more if it was written with crayons.
Posted by: King Dutchy
I broke one of the cords for my X11s because I couldn't get past the final American course in Doritos Crash Course.

1. Get out of bed

that's about as far as I've got.

  • 09.21.2011 11:36 AM PDT

I'll make your girl do backflips.
The WorkPLace

I wouldn't want to dominate the world. Too much responsibility. I just wanna drink beer and party.

  • 09.21.2011 11:46 AM PDT

Don't worry, you're still your mom's favorite Bnet member.

Let's put it this way: Bungie's 7 steps are all combined in step 3 of my plan. They've been in the palm of my hands for years.

  • 09.21.2011 11:48 AM PDT

Feel free to send me messages, please be willing to wait 6-8 years for a reply.

1-7 hours if you at least tried to make it readable.

Immediately if you are Yax, Telec, or legendary.

Never if you are mythic, you guys smell funny.

1. Build mind control device.
2. Sell gnomes containing mind control device.
3. Use mind controlled husks to increase speed of global warming to melt the ice in the south pole.
4. Claim south pole as my own, use husks to build gigantic fortress with built in sound system for best possible creepy feel.
5. Sip tea in giant fortress.
6. Steal bungie plan for world domination
7. Take over world, install bungie as puppet government and place Urk as fortress Jester and laugh as he dances away.

  • 09.21.2011 11:58 AM PDT

Key

1. Amass an army of Bald Eagles (It needs to be specifically bald eagles. No other eagle will do.)

2. Train the Eagles to work in organized groups and follow advanced commands.

3. Locate the positions of the world leaders of the 15 most powerful nations in the world.

4. Have my army of eagles, about 150,000 in size, capture all of those world leaders. Have 9,000 of them to capture each leader, having 10 of them grab the leader and 8,990 distract any secret service type bodyguard people or break anything in their way (I.E. windows or doors). The remaining 15,000 will be my personal bodyguards.

5. Hold the worlds most powerful countries for ransom, about 200 billion dollars each should do the trick.

6. Use my massive wealth of $3,000,000,000,000 to buy out the worlds largest companies and create a monopoly of the business world itself.

7. Use political and industrial influence to control almost every countries political system, essentially controlling the world. Ergo, dominating it. (Also, I use my wealth to build back up my Bald Eagle army.)

  • 09.21.2011 12:41 PM PDT

Have A Nice Day!

Commander, CammCam's Queensguard; Sapphire Mod; 34th Seat, Table of Avalon(Exiled);Captain, HAND

yolo? -blam!- that! YOLTOSS!! You Only Live Twice or Some -blam!-

1) Kill Pinky
2) Let Brain decide 3 - 7

  • 09.21.2011 12:45 PM PDT

Key


Posted by: The Kangol Kid
1) Kill Pinky
2) Let Brain decide 3 - 7
Pinky is an essential part of brain's plan. Someone has to be the decoy.

  • 09.21.2011 6:53 PM PDT

Remembering 20 years of the best developing around.
Good luck, guys you always have my support.

Step 1. Help Bungie with their steps by supporting at side
Step 2. Bring down all rival gaming companies by using on-going violence
step 3. Make blueprints for giant slingshot.
Step 4. Assemble group of XBL friends and Start making masssive slingshot-once done ship it to Bungie Studios
Step 5. Drink 7 liters of Pepsi every day
Step 6. Attract attention of all forum ninjas and Bungie.net moderators
Step 7. watch the entire plan fall into place step by step

[Edited on 09.21.2011 7:00 PM PDT]

  • 09.21.2011 6:57 PM PDT
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  • Fabled Legendary Member

I understand nothing because my life is a conspiracy.

Eh . . .

1.) Join Bungie's conquest
2.) Buy their stuff
3-7.) Sit back and relax

  • 09.22.2011 3:22 AM PDT

"We live in a special time; the only time where we can observationally verify that we live in a very special time" - Lawrence Krauss.

I was a finalist :P

1) Beat Halo 2 on Legendary

(Well that is the equivalent of 4 steps).

5) Turn off my overheated x-box and go to sleep
6) Wake up and head to my mathematics class
7) Find a way either go faster than the speed of light, or divide 1 by 0, such that the answer is a real number.

  • 09.22.2011 3:27 AM PDT