Bungie Universe
This topic has moved here: Subject: Looking for that perfect Halo woman
  • Subject: Looking for that perfect Halo woman
Subject: Looking for that perfect Halo woman

"Switching from Default to BJ is like moving from West Philadelphia to Bel-Air. The cab ride over is hard, but once you make it, you're the Fresh Prince." - Unknown

Ok so I am a huge Halo fan, always have been; read all the books played all the games. I am going to come right out and say that Cortana is sexy. I have always wanted this woman my whole life.

I am sure that your all aware of a disease called Vitiligo which Michael Jackson had where the skin de-pigments, changing a black man from brown-skinned to white. I was wondering if there is a similar disease out there where a girls skin would turn a shade of blue? If so I would love to meet this woman and try to start a relationship with her. Also if she is a very small girl this would help me out.

  • 09.21.2011 4:47 PM PDT

@accordingto343

Your one stop shop for all of 343's fabulous errors and ridiculous notions in the Halo lore.

Words escape me...

  • 09.21.2011 4:50 PM PDT
  •  | 
  • Honorable Legendary Member

Sometimes starting back from square one does good...

Ask smart questions
http://catb.org/esr/faqs/smart-questions.html

I knew that someday Bungie.net would turn into a dating service.

  • 09.21.2011 4:57 PM PDT

"Halo! Its divine wind will rush through the stars, propelling all who are worthy along the path to salvation."

...You're desperate, my friend.

  • 09.21.2011 5:11 PM PDT