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Subject: I Think That I Should......

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.....get a personal title called "The Epic Guy".

And a custom avatar. And epic font.

My essay with reasoning is below!

[Edited on 09.23.2011 8:37 PM PDT]

  • 09.23.2011 7:59 PM PDT

Posted by: Commander GX
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Yeah... no.

  • 09.23.2011 8:01 PM PDT

Posted by: FALSE R3ALITYx
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Only after we ban Bricypoo.

I'm still waiting for a message back form Achronos on giving me the title of "A Man With Candy"

[Edited on 09.23.2011 8:06 PM PDT]

  • 09.23.2011 8:02 PM PDT

Key

<--- Still waiting for "Not Spartain Ken" as I always get called a copy of him, for some reason. :(

  • 09.23.2011 8:05 PM PDT
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SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

Why do you think you deserve that? Prove to the community at large why you should be allowed to have that title. Explain, in detail, why you being you warrants a custom title here.

What have you done that's epic? Why are you a guy? The? I say again; the?

Thank you.

Also, if you get that title, I get nothing. Literally a blank space. Its only fair.

[Edited on 09.23.2011 8:07 PM PDT]

  • 09.23.2011 8:06 PM PDT

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Posted by: evilcam
Why do you think you deserve that? Prove to the community at large why you should be allowed to have that title. Explain, in detail, why you being you warrants a custom title here.

What have you done that's epic? Why are you a guy? The? I say again, the?

Thank you.

No shorter than 7777 words.

[Edited on 09.23.2011 8:07 PM PDT]

  • 09.23.2011 8:07 PM PDT

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Posted by: evilcam
Why do you think you deserve that? Prove to the community at large why you should be allowed to have that title. Explain, in detail, why you being you warrants a custom title here.

What have you done that's epic? Why are you a guy? The? I say again, the?

Thank you.


Welcome. In this essay, I would like to explain to the community why I think I should be The Epic Guy. This essay will be split into three paragraphs, each one showing reason for the words "The", "Epic", and "Guy". I hope you have a good time reading this.

I believe my title should contain "The" because I would like to not be confused with others. If it were simply "Epic Guy", I would become an anonymous plankton in a sea of usernames. However, by adding that one crucial word, I am specified and I gain independence, much like the United States of America gained independence as it's own country. Furthermore, other famous and epic characters in history have had the name "The". For example, "Gandalf the Gray" could not be called "Gandalf Gray". That would totally destroy the epicness achieved by Gandalf. Also, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named went by the name of "The Dark Lord". Not "Dark Lord". This way, he remains a unique and personal person.

My title should also contain "Epic" because of many things that I have done. Let me link you some examples, and then I will go over them. Example 1. Example 2. Example 3. Example 1; here I am shown partaking in a community project without any personal gain. I supply both community members and bungie employees (scroll down on that thread) with laughs and a break from their everyday lives. This provides people to relax and remember that life is always worth living. This also shows my extreme artistic ability in being able to portray things and people that I have never seen in person. Example 2; this shows my powers as a leader to assemble a group and propose an idea to the community at large. With my new title, I will be recognized everywhere and therefore need to be able to lead and do my part. This thread shows that I have what it takes to boldly and bravely propose something unheard of and supply information about it. Example 3; this thread shows my vast capability of being able to store massive amounts of information. With my new title, I will have to be able to be organized and efficient with my information, and this thread shows that I have the experience to do that. These three examples combined prove my worthiness and the amount of epic power stored inside me. With this new title upgrade, I would be able to bestow this epic power and share it with the community.

Finally, "Guy" should be the last letter of my title to represent not only that I am of the Male gender, but also that I am a relaxed type of person. Not a "Man, Mr., or Sir", which are all strict and uptight names. I'd rather be a mellow "Guy" and be at ease with everyone around me. Also, if people forget my name, they would be able to identify me as "That one guy..." and I will be more recognizable site-wide. "Guy" would also be a perfect way to end my title. It is a widely used and common term that many can relate to. It will make me appear friendly and encourage people to speak with me, whether it be a question via PM or simply a comment about something I said.

Above I have explained my reasoning for earning the title of "The Epic Guy". I hope that I have earned this and now can wear the title with pride. Please post your response as soon as you can. Thank you for your time.

[Edited on 09.23.2011 8:22 PM PDT]

  • 09.23.2011 8:07 PM PDT
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You don't think alot of people have done those "epic" like things before?

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  • 09.23.2011 8:07 PM PDT

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Posted by: evilcam
Why do you think you deserve that? Prove to the community at large why you should be allowed to have that title. Explain, in detail, why you being you warrants a custom title here.

What have you done that's epic? Why are you a guy? The? I say again, the?

Thank you.


I will! Let this be a placeholder while I type out my essay... just give me some time please.


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  • 09.23.2011 8:10 PM PDT

Key


Posted by: evilcam
Why do you think you deserve that? Prove to the community at large why you should be allowed to have that title. Explain, in detail, why you being you warrants a custom title here.

What have you done that's epic? Why are you a guy? The? I say again; the?

Thank you.

Also, if you get that title, I get nothing. Literally a blank space. Its only fair.
You're very active for someone who's apparently just come out of retirement to pitch in the big leagues again.

OT: Still waiting for "Not Spartain Ken". :(

  • 09.23.2011 8:12 PM PDT

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If he get's that blank space then I get that Epic avatar. Proposition?
Posted by: evilcam
Why do you think you deserve that? Prove to the community at large why you should be allowed to have that title. Explain, in detail, why you being you warrants a custom title here.

What have you done that's epic? Why are you a guy? The? I say again; the?

Thank you.

Also, if you get that title, I get nothing. Literally a blank space. Its only fair.

  • 09.23.2011 8:20 PM PDT

Key

If you get that, I become the biggest halo fan. It's only fair. Four way title trades ftw.
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If he get's that blank space then I get that Epic avatar. Proposition?
Posted by: evilcam
Why do you think you deserve that? Prove to the community at large why you should be allowed to have that title. Explain, in detail, why you being you warrants a custom title here.

What have you done that's epic? Why are you a guy? The? I say again; the?

Thank you.

Also, if you get that title, I get nothing. Literally a blank space. Its only fair.

  • 09.23.2011 8:22 PM PDT

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I have posted my Essay! Please look above!

  • 09.23.2011 8:23 PM PDT
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Hello, I am *****. I am a very active Bungie.net member and If you do not understand or need help with something with Bungie.net you can message me. I will reply with a correct and accuate answer. Welcome to the Seventh Column Army.

In all seriousness Hoobla, if you had this then it would be completely unfair to the rest of the community. I mean so many people on here worked thier butts off to get to where they are now, for example nerd got to where he is by being the best he could be, and now he's legendary member. If the Mods or Admins gave this to you then people like nerd would most likely be angry at the Mods.

How about trying to enjoy your experience here at Bnet and over time you can get up to Exalted Mythic Member or something.

  • 09.23.2011 8:25 PM PDT

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In all seriousness Hoobla, if you had this then it would be completely unfair to the rest of the community. I mean so many people on here worked thier butts off to get to where they are now, for example nerd got to where he is by being the best he could be, and now he's legendary member. If the Mods or Admins gave this to you then people like nerd would most likely be angry at the Mods.

How about trying to enjoy your experience here at Bnet and over time you can get up to Exalted Mythic Member or something.


I understand. Perhaps I could have the title for a day or something?

  • 09.23.2011 8:25 PM PDT
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SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

That was actually rather convincing. I'm all for this.

It was the "The" paragraph that really caught my fancy. Well done.

  • 09.23.2011 8:26 PM PDT

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Posted by: evilcam
That was actually rather convincing. I'm all for this.

It was the "The" paragraph that really caught my fancy. Well done.


Thank you. When should I expect the title change?

Also, I understand that many other users would be upset if I got this. Therefore I propose I only get this for a day.

  • 09.23.2011 8:27 PM PDT

Posted by: Commander GX
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Posted by: HOOBLA 911

Posted by: Makar
In all seriousness Hoobla, if you had this then it would be completely unfair to the rest of the community. I mean so many people on here worked thier butts off to get to where they are now, for example nerd got to where he is by being the best he could be, and now he's legendary member. If the Mods or Admins gave this to you then people like nerd would most likely be angry at the Mods.

How about trying to enjoy your experience here at Bnet and over time you can get up to Exalted Mythic Member or something.


I understand. Perhaps I could have the title for a day or something?


>__>

  • 09.23.2011 8:27 PM PDT
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Hello, I am *****. I am a very active Bungie.net member and If you do not understand or need help with something with Bungie.net you can message me. I will reply with a correct and accuate answer. Welcome to the Seventh Column Army.


Posted by: evilcam
That was actually rather convincing. I'm all for this.

It was the "The" paragraph that really caught my fancy. Well done.
evilcam Are you being sarcastic?

  • 09.23.2011 8:28 PM PDT

Posted by: Commander GX
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Posted by: Makar

Posted by: evilcam
That was actually rather convincing. I'm all for this.

It was the "The" paragraph that really caught my fancy. Well done.
evilcam Are you being sarcastic?


Yes.

  • 09.23.2011 8:30 PM PDT

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Posted by: Makar

Posted by: evilcam
That was actually rather convincing. I'm all for this.

It was the "The" paragraph that really caught my fancy. Well done.
evilcam Are you being sarcastic?


Hopefully not. :)

  • 09.23.2011 8:32 PM PDT
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SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

Unfortunately for you OP, I'm not the one you have to convince. I was just asking from the community's perspective. You'll have to convince some other key people, who actually have the ability to do this.

Seriously though, since you understand how anti-egalitarian you getting this title would be, you shouldn't hold your breath for this. Even if Bungie did this (99% chance they won't) they'd then have to deal with about a million others asking for this very thing. Actually doing it would be a terrible precedent.

Still, I applaud your effort.

  • 09.23.2011 8:32 PM PDT
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Hello, I am *****. I am a very active Bungie.net member and If you do not understand or need help with something with Bungie.net you can message me. I will reply with a correct and accuate answer. Welcome to the Seventh Column Army.


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Posted by: Makar

Posted by: evilcam
That was actually rather convincing. I'm all for this.

It was the "The" paragraph that really caught my fancy. Well done.
evilcam Are you being sarcastic?


Hopefully not. :)
Hoobla are you seriously thinking that if you GET this tittle that people will think you are awesome? People will honestly hate you for it. No offence dude. I mean is it really worth it?

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  • 09.23.2011 8:33 PM PDT

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Posted by: evilcam
Unfortunately for you OP, I'm not the one you have to convince. I was just asking from the community's perspective. You'll have to convince some other key people, who actually have the ability to do this.

Seriously though, since you understand how anti-egalitarian you getting this title would be, you shouldn't hold your breath for this. Even if Bungie did this (99% chance they won't) they'd then have to deal with about a million others asking for this very thing. Actually doing it would be a terrible precedent.

Still, I applaud your effort.


I see. I cannot lie, I am disappointed. However, I completely understand the situation. However, one last thing, could you tell me (through a PM would be fine) who these "key people" at Bungie are that I could contact? Thank you.

P.S. Your applaud fills my heart with warmth.

  • 09.23.2011 8:34 PM PDT

Key


Posted by: HOOBLA 911

Posted by: evilcam
Unfortunately for you OP, I'm not the one you have to convince. I was just asking from the community's perspective. You'll have to convince some other key people, who actually have the ability to do this.

Seriously though, since you understand how anti-egalitarian you getting this title would be, you shouldn't hold your breath for this. Even if Bungie did this (99% chance they won't) they'd then have to deal with about a million others asking for this very thing. Actually doing it would be a terrible precedent.

Still, I applaud your effort.


I see. I cannot lie, I am disappointed. However, I completely understand the situation. However, one last thing, could you tell me (through a PM would be fine) who these "key people" at Bungie are that I could contact? Thank you.

P.S. Your applaud fills my heart with warmth.
I'll answer that for you right now: Achronos and the rest of the webteam.

  • 09.23.2011 8:36 PM PDT

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