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Posted by: evilcam
Why do you think you deserve that? Prove to the community at large why you should be allowed to have that title. Explain, in detail, why you being you warrants a custom title here.
What have you done that's epic? Why are you a guy? The? I say again, the?
Thank you.
Welcome. In this essay, I would like to explain to the community why I think I should be The Epic Guy. This essay will be split into three paragraphs, each one showing reason for the words "The", "Epic", and "Guy". I hope you have a good time reading this.
I believe my title should contain "The" because I would like to not be confused with others. If it were simply "Epic Guy", I would become an anonymous plankton in a sea of usernames. However, by adding that one crucial word, I am specified and I gain independence, much like the United States of America gained independence as it's own country. Furthermore, other famous and epic characters in history have had the name "The". For example, "Gandalf the Gray" could not be called "Gandalf Gray". That would totally destroy the epicness achieved by Gandalf. Also, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named went by the name of "The Dark Lord". Not "Dark Lord". This way, he remains a unique and personal person.
My title should also contain "Epic" because of many things that I have done. Let me link you some examples, and then I will go over them. Example 1. Example 2. Example 3. Example 1; here I am shown partaking in a community project without any personal gain. I supply both community members and bungie employees (scroll down on that thread) with laughs and a break from their everyday lives. This provides people to relax and remember that life is always worth living. This also shows my extreme artistic ability in being able to portray things and people that I have never seen in person. Example 2; this shows my powers as a leader to assemble a group and propose an idea to the community at large. With my new title, I will be recognized everywhere and therefore need to be able to lead and do my part. This thread shows that I have what it takes to boldly and bravely propose something unheard of and supply information about it. Example 3; this thread shows my vast capability of being able to store massive amounts of information. With my new title, I will have to be able to be organized and efficient with my information, and this thread shows that I have the experience to do that. These three examples combined prove my worthiness and the amount of epic power stored inside me. With this new title upgrade, I would be able to bestow this epic power and share it with the community.
Finally, "Guy" should be the last letter of my title to represent not only that I am of the Male gender, but also that I am a relaxed type of person. Not a "Man, Mr., or Sir", which are all strict and uptight names. I'd rather be a mellow "Guy" and be at ease with everyone around me. Also, if people forget my name, they would be able to identify me as "That one guy..." and I will be more recognizable site-wide. "Guy" would also be a perfect way to end my title. It is a widely used and common term that many can relate to. It will make me appear friendly and encourage people to speak with me, whether it be a question via PM or simply a comment about something I said.
Above I have explained my reasoning for earning the title of "The Epic Guy". I hope that I have earned this and now can wear the title with pride. Please post your response as soon as you can. Thank you for your time.
[Edited on 09.23.2011 8:22 PM PDT]