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Hello, humans.
The Simulant Institution would like to welcome you to The Simulant Program. Here at Sim Institution we are designed to perform certain tasks within a game, and only those tasks. If you are to undergo the task of Simulization then you must change your "Gamertag" to the following in-game task.
For example:
FistSim /fistsim/ noun - One designed to simulate melee.
Therefore, only I can melee my opponents, and nothing else. As my stats have shown, with the exception of the Gravity Hammer, a melee weapon.
My partner, SpeedSim is an expert in the art of sprinting and can outrun any opponent in the game.
Some recommended Simulants:
TurtleSim - /turtlesim/ noun - One designed to simulate in shield expertise. (Experienced armor-lock players)
VengeSim - /vengesim/ noun - One designed to simulate in revenge. (Revenge kills only)
RocketSim - /rocketsim/ noun - One designed to simulate in explosion expertise (Rocket Launcher kills only)
If you are interested, or even thinking about joining:
Please, visit The Simulant Institution for more information and ideas regarding Simulants and the Simulization process. Or, feel free to post your questions there.
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In all seriousness, this is a ton of fun to do. And I'd much appreciate it if people would join, honestly. We not only do this in Halo: Reach, but are also planning to do the same in other games as well including Battlefield 3. If you ever wanted to be apart of an elite squad with certain tasks, or just wanted to feel like a "bot", then this is your chance. I welcome anyone and everyone. And it's also hilarious to come here and look at the stats and see how you have a *certain* amount of kills that go hand-in-hand with the name. It's just awesome.
[Edited on 09.25.2011 7:45 PM PDT]