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Subject: Bungie, are you hiring Slingshot Designers? (Step 7)

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lube.

Cause if you are, I'll be a great service to you.

I have a Master's Degree in Slingshot Physics, and I've been working on a full-proof design that will work for Step 7.

So Bungie, whaddya say?



[Edited on 09.26.2011 2:30 PM PDT]

  • 09.26.2011 2:29 PM PDT

“Oh, it’s a little bit of everything, it’s the mountains, it’s the fog, it’s the news at six o’clock, it’s the death of my first dog, it’s the angels up above me, it’s the song that they don’t sing, It’s a little bit of everything.”
- Dawes, A little bit of everything

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  • 09.26.2011 2:30 PM PDT

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten

You should go 1 up and get a degree in slingshotology.

That is where the real money is made.

Bungie needs one big slingshot though.

  • 09.26.2011 2:32 PM PDT

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lube.


Posted by: Kickimanjaro
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No option for "Slingshot Designer" though. :(

  • 09.26.2011 2:37 PM PDT

Posted by: urk
Eat raw meat.
Punch a bear in the face.


If you don't know who I am, the feeling is mutual.

Posted by: spartain ken 15
You should go 1 up and get a degree in slingshotology.

That is where the real money is made.

Bungie needs one big slingshot though.
That's where you're wrong. With more than one slingshot, Bungie can shoot their enemies into the sun at any hour of the day.

  • 09.26.2011 2:38 PM PDT

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten


Posted by: RabidNutCase45
Posted by: spartain ken 15
You should go 1 up and get a degree in slingshotology.

That is where the real money is made.

Bungie needs one big slingshot though.
That's where you're wrong. With more than one slingshot, Bungie can shoot their enemies into the sun at any hour of the day.


There should be a slingshot in every city then.

  • 09.26.2011 2:40 PM PDT

I'm not sure. If they were hiring Soffish cultivators, I'd be up for the job.

  • 09.26.2011 2:41 PM PDT

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lube.


Posted by: spartain ken 15
You should go 1 up and get a degree in slingshotology.

That is where the real money is made.


I would have, if it weren't for the fact that I would have to study for another 8 years.

  • 09.26.2011 2:49 PM PDT

It takes seven years for a degree in slingshotology?
Posted by: BrownRiceKrispie

Posted by: spartain ken 15
You should go 1 up and get a degree in slingshotology.

That is where the real money is made.


I would have, if it weren't for the fact that I would have to study for another 8 years.


[Edited on 09.26.2011 2:59 PM PDT]

  • 09.26.2011 2:50 PM PDT

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lube.


Posted by: ctjl96
It takes seven years fora degree in slingshotology?
Posted by: BrownRiceKrispie

Posted by: spartain ken 15
You should go 1 up and get a degree in slingshotology.

That is where the real money is made.


I would have, if it weren't for the fact that I would have to study for another 8 years.


Yes, yes it does.

Degrees don't grow on trees you know. :)

  • 09.26.2011 2:52 PM PDT

"I will show you how a true Prussian officer fights!"

"And i will show you where the iron crosses grow..."

- "Cross of Iron"


Posted by: spartain ken 15

Posted by: RabidNutCase45
Posted by: spartain ken 15
You should go 1 up and get a degree in slingshotology.

That is where the real money is made.

Bungie needs one big slingshot though.
That's where you're wrong. With more than one slingshot, Bungie can shoot their enemies into the sun at any hour of the day.


There should be a slingshot in every city then.


Every town...every street..EVERYWHERE!

  • 09.26.2011 2:53 PM PDT

I volunteer my backyard first!
Posted by: Raptorx7
Every town...every street..EVERYWHERE!

  • 09.26.2011 3:39 PM PDT

What a hipster.

Posted by: spartain ken 15

Posted by: RabidNutCase45
Posted by: spartain ken 15
You should go 1 up and get a degree in slingshotology.

That is where the real money is made.

Bungie needs one big slingshot though.
That's where you're wrong. With more than one slingshot, Bungie can shoot their enemies into the sun at any hour of the day.


There should be a slingshot in every city then.
Too noticeable, if Bungie is planning on keeping it under wraps they should only appoint them in low income areas.

  • 09.26.2011 3:42 PM PDT

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lube.


Posted by: Commander GX
Posted by: spartain ken 15

Posted by: RabidNutCase45
Posted by: spartain ken 15
You should go 1 up and get a degree in slingshotology.

That is where the real money is made.

Bungie needs one big slingshot though.
That's where you're wrong. With more than one slingshot, Bungie can shoot their enemies into the sun at any hour of the day.


There should be a slingshot in every city then.
Too noticeable, if Bungie is planning on keeping it under wraps they should only appoint them in low income areas.


New Jersey would be a great place to start. :P

  • 09.29.2011 1:38 PM PDT

i have a Phd in slingshots so suck it

  • 09.29.2011 2:01 PM PDT