I am the best thing that ever happened to you
Halo 4 will take place three years after the human covenant war. The Master Chief will awaken in time to be rescued buy a mysterious ship piloted by leprechauns. The leprechaun chieftain will brief John on the galaxy's current situation. All forms of life are under threat of extinction from a mysterious disease known as Satan's Tears originating from a place called Volcano Punch island. Master chief will then team up with his new trusty sidekick a 300 pound, mentally handicapped Chinese man named Bradford and Cortana who's been given a sexy robot body that's partially a organic human clone. They will use chainsaw firing crossbows, laser feet, rocket propelled beavers, cordless drills, facemelters, retardifiction pistols and nuncucks to fight their way through hordes of Dinosaurs, zombies, kangaroos, pirates (space), pirates (regular), monkeys, Indians, rapid packs of wild kittens and ninjas. The settings will range from war torn amusement parks to the inside of Cortana's robot -blam!-. Many in game years will pass until finally our three companions come against the one behind the deadly disease Composite Dracula Hitler Satan Man.
[Edited on 10.02.2011 9:03 AM PDT]