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Subject: Iran to Deploy Navy off U.S. Coast? Lolwut?

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I bet they all end up sinking in the Atlantic and blame it on the United States.

[Edited on 09.27.2011 7:37 PM PDT]

  • 09.27.2011 7:37 PM PDT
Subject: Iran to Deploy Navy off U.S. Coast?

What are these first person words you speak of?

Even if they did make it over here, it's not like they'd do anything.

  • 09.27.2011 7:37 PM PDT
Subject: Iran to Deploy Navy off U.S. Coast? Lolwut?


Posted by: AquaBlader
Soon to be breaking news:


US Coast Guard prepares for massive rescue mission after Iranian fleet sinks off shore. Reports say a small thunderstorm caused most of the ships to simply...fall apart.


Heh. Nice one.

  • 09.27.2011 7:37 PM PDT

"You are who you dare"

You owe it to yourself to get out and be someone. Get to work!

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*grabs popcorn and drives to new york*

Don't want to miss the fireworks!

  • 09.27.2011 7:38 PM PDT
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Posted by: oaklandp8ntbalr
I bet they all end up sinking in the Atlantic and blame it on the United States.
Sir some Americans snuck aboard and poked holes in our crappy ass boat!

[Edited on 09.27.2011 7:39 PM PDT]

  • 09.27.2011 7:39 PM PDT

"You are who you dare"

You owe it to yourself to get out and be someone. Get to work!

-Leader of The Citadel

Everyone.

Go to New York.

Set up loudspeakers.

Play this Song.

Laugh at Iranians.

  • 09.27.2011 7:40 PM PDT
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Hmm...I wonder just how close they're getting. If its anywhere near New York then someone should warn the Iranian navy that the NYPD's patrol boats could successfully sink them all.

  • 09.27.2011 7:40 PM PDT

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Posted by: AquaBlader
Everyone.

Go to New York.

Set up loudspeakers.

Play this Song.

Laugh at Iranians.


Iranian Sailors:

I'm on a Dinghy! I'm on a Dinghy!
*Wave Comes*
Not Anymore...

[Edited on 09.27.2011 7:48 PM PDT]

  • 09.27.2011 7:40 PM PDT

The human element always mucks things up.

So is Iran a second North Korea now?

  • 09.27.2011 7:40 PM PDT

Hey, now!

This is officially either the greatest or worst thing to ever happen to Star Wars. I'm going with the former.

I'm just laughing at all the funny comments people have thought about this...

  • 09.27.2011 7:42 PM PDT
Subject: Iran to Deploy Navy off U.S. Coast?

so you want a source?


try this

true story

if they ever did make it here, they'd be nuked off the map... no i don't mean nuclear bombs, i mean that's how badly we could pwn them.

  • 09.27.2011 7:43 PM PDT
Subject: Iran to Deploy Navy off U.S. Coast? Lolwut?

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I loved this comment from CNN:

That's assuming they can get past the Somali Pirates

  • 09.27.2011 7:43 PM PDT

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Posted by: oaklandp8ntbalr
Apparently so. [url]


On behalf of the United States I would like to thank the Islamic Republic of Iran for their generous donation to our artificial reef program.

Your thoughts?

  • 09.27.2011 7:48 PM PDT

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Did Iran's mother drop it on it's head or something when it was born?

  • 09.27.2011 7:48 PM PDT
Subject: Iran to Deploy Navy off U.S. Coast?

They be trollin'.

  • 09.27.2011 7:48 PM PDT
Subject: Iran to Deploy Navy off U.S. Coast? Lolwut?

RESPOND TO MY RESPONSE!

Someone Drop a penny in the water!!

  • 09.27.2011 7:49 PM PDT

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Posted by: Neanderthal 487
They be trollin'.


"They see me trollin', they hatin'..."

[Edited on 09.27.2011 7:49 PM PDT]

  • 09.27.2011 7:49 PM PDT
Subject: Iran to Deploy Navy off U.S. Coast?

"You are who you dare"

You owe it to yourself to get out and be someone. Get to work!

-Leader of The Citadel


Posted by: Neanderthal 487
They be trollin'.


Exactly. They just want to troll for some fish. You know, solving world hunger by stealing American food-sources.

  • 09.27.2011 7:50 PM PDT

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Posted by: AquaBlader

Posted by: Neanderthal 487
They be trollin'.


Exactly. They just want to troll for some fish. You know, solving world hunger by stealing American food-sources.


Or maybe it's the fish who will be fed?

  • 09.27.2011 7:50 PM PDT
Subject: Iran to Deploy Navy off U.S. Coast? Lolwut?

RESPOND TO MY RESPONSE!

Play dubstep on the east coast to sink them.

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SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

I thought this was The Onion for a second.

Also, look at the picture again. Look at the guys facing away from the camera. 5th guy from right. What is he doing?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • 09.27.2011 7:50 PM PDT

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"Commander of the Navy of the Army of the Islamic Republic of Iran"

Most ridiculous title ever.

  • 09.27.2011 7:51 PM PDT
Subject: Iran to Deploy Navy off U.S. Coast?

Are these guys trying to start a war?

Are they retarde?

Both?

People cant just float their -blam!- Navy into New York Harbor when they feel like it.

We need to set some ground rules, or we'll send a bunch of kids down to the pier and sink thes morons with some bottle rockets.

This makes absolutely no sense.

  • 09.27.2011 7:51 PM PDT
Subject: Iran to Deploy Navy off U.S. Coast? Lolwut?
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Posted by: evilcam
I thought this was The Onion for a second.

Also, look at the picture again. Look at the guys facing away from the camera. 5th guy from right. What is he doing?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


ROFL. I guess "Don't Ask Don't Tell" isn't instituted there either...

  • 09.27.2011 7:52 PM PDT