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Subject: Iran to Deploy Navy off U.S. Coast? Lolwut?

I bet they trained playing the Battleship board game.

  • 09.27.2011 8:14 PM PDT
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lol reach

LOLIRAN

[Edited on 09.27.2011 8:15 PM PDT]

  • 09.27.2011 8:15 PM PDT

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Posted by: Spaceside
I bet they trained playing the Battleship board game.


Iran:
You sunk my wooden log!
You sunk my floating wreckage!
You sunk my Dinghy!
You sunk my canoe! GAH, YOU WIN AGAIN, DAMMIT!

America: *Troll Face* You mad, bro?



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  • 09.27.2011 8:15 PM PDT

i think Iran should come back when they have something of Cruiser strength... and shouldn't be in dry dock

  • 09.27.2011 8:15 PM PDT

Posted by: AquaBlader
Soon to be breaking news:


US Coast Guard prepares for massive rescue mission after Iranian fleet sinks off shore. Reports say a small thunderstorm caused most of the ships to simply...fall apart.

Do they really think they can accomplish something?

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  • 09.27.2011 8:18 PM PDT

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Posted by: Mereel N7
i think Iran should come back when they have something of Cruiser strength... and shouldn't be in dry dock


This is their definition of Cruiser.

  • 09.27.2011 8:19 PM PDT

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It happens to us all.

The Islamic Republic has repeatedly assured that its military might poses no threat to other countries
Sounds like they're trying to fit up a nukeboat to me.

  • 09.27.2011 8:20 PM PDT

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Posted by: Mereel N7
i think Iran should come back when they have something of Cruiser strength... and shouldn't be in dry dock


This is their definition of Cruiser.


They can't afford that.

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The Islamic Republic has repeatedly assured that its military might poses no threat to other countriesCause it can't pose a threat to anyone else

  • 09.27.2011 8:22 PM PDT

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I've added some of the funnier comments to the OP, (or at least the ones I think are funnier).

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Posted by: oaklandp8ntbalr
Plus they're doing this during the height of hurricane season.

No, hurricane season is almost finished.

  • 09.27.2011 8:30 PM PDT

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Posted by: atrius16

Posted by: oaklandp8ntbalr
Plus they're doing this during the height of hurricane season.

No, hurricane season is almost finished.


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  • 09.27.2011 8:31 PM PDT
Subject: Iran to Deploy Navy off U.S. Coast?

Don't worry, you're still your mom's favorite Bnet member.

Iran's Navy

  • 09.27.2011 8:33 PM PDT

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This screenshot reminded me of this.

  • 09.27.2011 8:34 PM PDT
Subject: Iran to Deploy Navy off U.S. Coast? Lolwut?
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What a joke. America should just wipe that country off the map before they attempt something stupid.

  • 09.27.2011 8:34 PM PDT
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Posted by: MegaMuffin16
Iran's Navy
Naw Iran's navy is more like this

[Edited on 09.27.2011 8:39 PM PDT]

  • 09.27.2011 8:36 PM PDT


Posted by: West Highland WT
What a joke. America should just wipe that country off the map before they attempt something stupid.


^ This, exactly

  • 09.27.2011 8:37 PM PDT
Subject: Iran to Deploy Navy off U.S. Coast?

Nahman Jayden, Eff bee eye. I herd that you're the origammy killah...

the U.S navy responded, sending out a life boat to help save the sinking iranians...just kidding, we'd let them drown as a lesson to get actual ships, not pieces of cardboard with duck tape

  • 09.27.2011 8:37 PM PDT
Subject: Iran to Deploy Navy off U.S. Coast? Lolwut?

Why hello there.

Microwave ovens are quite large.

WORT, WORT,WORT!

-NUMS!

The sad part is they will never know how many U.S. submarines will be following them.

And I would love us to move a carrier group or two where they can see. Show them what a real navy looks like.

  • 09.27.2011 8:38 PM PDT

I can tell you how many times your sister called.

I dare them to attack us. Hell, our civilian population could most likely repel them if they attacked us.

  • 09.27.2011 8:53 PM PDT

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The US better destroy those ships.

  • 09.27.2011 8:55 PM PDT
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Can their canoes survive in the ocean?

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  • 09.27.2011 8:58 PM PDT

Nahman Jayden, Eff bee eye. I herd that you're the origammy killah...

lol an fa-18 super hornet could sink all of those sh.itstains iran calls "ships."

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Posted by: AJF1177
Can their canoes survive in the ocean?
I doubt the duct tape would hold,so no

  • 09.27.2011 9:00 PM PDT