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Subject: Iran to Deploy Navy off U.S. Coast?

The sublime is disappointingly elusive.

I can say is: loliran.

  • 09.27.2011 9:01 PM PDT

But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are still alive.

Simple solution: nuke their entire fleet from orbit.

  • 09.27.2011 9:01 PM PDT
Subject: Iran to Deploy Navy off U.S. Coast? Lolwut?
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Posted by: AJF1177
Can their canoes survive in the ocean?
I doubt the duct tape would hold,so no
Pfft they don't use duct tape they use glue sticks.

  • 09.27.2011 9:02 PM PDT
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Posted by: AJF1177

Posted by: Voro Nar Talamee

Posted by: AJF1177
Can their canoes survive in the ocean?
I doubt the duct tape would hold,so no
Pfft they don't use duct tape they use glue sticks.
Old dry gluesticks maybe,Doubt their navy could afford new ones.

  • 09.27.2011 9:04 PM PDT
Subject: Iran to Deploy Navy off U.S. Coast?

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  • 09.27.2011 9:07 PM PDT
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I don't see why they can't. We are doing the same exact -blam!- to them.

  • 09.27.2011 9:12 PM PDT
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Posted by: goldhawk
We should know better, because we are better.

It would be even funnier if those ships were actually good!

  • 09.27.2011 9:12 PM PDT
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Nahman Jayden, Eff bee eye. I herd that you're the origammy killah...

"Dear americans, we regret being dumb bastard.s, we regret coming here, and we most definitely regret the navy just blew up our raggedy as.s fleet!"

  • 09.27.2011 9:17 PM PDT
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I bet its not even real

I bet their ships and subs are made of cardboard made to look real.

Wait, they cant afford cardboard

  • 09.27.2011 9:39 PM PDT

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  • 09.27.2011 10:00 PM PDT

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Lulz

  • 09.27.2011 10:19 PM PDT
Subject: Iran to Deploy Navy off U.S. Coast?


Posted by: Godshatter
The government of Iran is filled with total egomaniac idiots.

The people there need a revolution.

  • 09.27.2011 10:22 PM PDT
Subject: Iran to Deploy Navy off U.S. Coast? Lolwut?

The strongest Rivals are also the strongest allies.


Posted by: VitalHalofreak
"Dear americans, we regret being dumb bastard.s, we regret coming here, and we most definitely regret the navy just blew up our raggedy as.s fleet!"
lol

  • 09.27.2011 10:23 PM PDT
Subject: Iran to Deploy Navy off U.S. Coast?

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I really want to know what they hope to accomplish here.

  • 09.27.2011 10:23 PM PDT
Subject: Iran to Deploy Navy off U.S. Coast? Lolwut?

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Posted by: Burned Remains
I don't see why they can't. We are doing the same exact -blam!- to them.


The thing is that their Navy is pretty much the equivalent of our Coast Guard. At least they actually have a Navy (albeit small) and not just a few PT Boats and 60s rusted era Submarines and call it a Navy like North Korea.

  • 09.27.2011 10:24 PM PDT

Target Practise.

  • 09.27.2011 10:35 PM PDT
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I'll be sending them a thank you card for both their generous donation to our artificial reef program and for all the laughs I've had.

Seriously though, this reminds me of something North Korea would try to pull.

  • 09.27.2011 10:38 PM PDT
Subject: Iran to Deploy Navy off U.S. Coast? Lolwut?

Perfect opportunity to teach the new rookies in the Navy to target ships. *thumbs up* Hey, it won't even be expensive! How much can cardboard and glue cost?!

  • 09.27.2011 10:39 PM PDT

~Thread-killer~

Kim Jong ll Must be giving pointers to Ahmadinejad again....

I'd wager that a single US aircraft, maybe even a Warthog, could destroy their Navy in a single pass.

  • 09.27.2011 10:43 PM PDT

Fillies don't know about Tubes and his banjo

the defense department should reply with only "Come at me, bro!"

  • 09.27.2011 10:46 PM PDT

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K, at midnight, send in 1 navy seal, 1 delta force operator, and 1 LAPD Swat guy. We'll own that fleet by 2 am.

  • 09.27.2011 10:46 PM PDT
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Are they serious? They can't be serious! This is a feint, surely.

The U.S. has sunk ships for less, though. I wouldn't want to be an Iranian sailor if the management truly is this reckless.

  • 09.27.2011 10:50 PM PDT