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Subject: Iran to Deploy Navy off U.S. Coast? Lolwut?


Posted by: ANinjaGuardian

Posted by: Burned Remains
I don't see why they can't. We are doing the same exact -blam!- to them.


The thing is that their Navy is pretty much the equivalent of our Coast Guard. At least they actually have a Navy (albeit small) and not just a few PT Boats and 60s rusted era Submarines and call it a Navy like North Korea.
I'll bet our coast guard is better equipped, trained, and is overall more capable than their navy.

  • 09.27.2011 10:51 PM PDT

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Posted by: Bearded Elf

Posted by: ANinjaGuardian

Posted by: Burned Remains
I don't see why they can't. We are doing the same exact -blam!- to them.


The thing is that their Navy is pretty much the equivalent of our Coast Guard. At least they actually have a Navy (albeit small) and not just a few PT Boats and 60s rusted era Submarines and call it a Navy like North Korea.
I'll bet our coast guard is better equipped, trained, and is overall more capable than their navy.


since our military is damn near better than everyone else's I would assume so.

especially since the coast guard is the only military branch that has its full force stationed in our country.

If we pulled all our military assets back to America, we would have enough defensive forces to make invasion suicidal for any lone country, or even a coalition of most other countries.

  • 09.27.2011 10:55 PM PDT

If they were even to make it, perhaps the crews can hurl stomach acid at the East Coast of the United States.

Duck and cover.

  • 09.27.2011 10:59 PM PDT

Generalizations.
Helping idiots hate other idiots since people have existed.


Posted by: Dark Tyrax
If they were even to make it, perhaps the crews can hurl stomach acid at the East Coast of the United States.

Duck and cover.


Oh, current events.

  • 09.28.2011 6:44 PM PDT

I dare them to come over here.
I'll just swim off of the Jersey shore with a stick and a bottle rocket. And completely btch out their entire navy.

  • 09.28.2011 6:53 PM PDT

so you want a source?


try this

true story

are they really going to try and invade our waters??? seriously? you know, somebody is about to get repeatedly, forcibly Turkeyslapped by America

  • 09.28.2011 6:54 PM PDT
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A Boy Scout Troop
Is twice as qualified as their navy.

  • 09.28.2011 6:57 PM PDT

What are these first person words you speak of?


Posted by: ShotgunTroll
are they really going to try and invade our waters??? seriously? you know, somebody is about to get repeatedly, forcibly Turkeyslapped by America


Not invade, just patrol like we do with them.
Or was there an update, and they really are "invading"?

edit: Couldn't find an update... We are safe for now. :P

[Edited on 09.28.2011 7:02 PM PDT]

  • 09.28.2011 7:00 PM PDT

I bet 1 of our aircraft carriers and its escorts could take on Iran's and North Korea's Navies

  • 09.28.2011 7:03 PM PDT

so you want a source?


try this

true story

1 U.S. plane could pwn either of them...
Posted by: monkDAN
I bet 1 of our aircraft carriers and its escorts could take on Iran's and North Korea's Navies

  • 09.28.2011 7:11 PM PDT
Subject: Iran to Deploy Navy off U.S. Coast?
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BLARGH

"General sir, The iranian navy is attacking!"
"mmhmm. More importantly, did you get my coffee?"

  • 09.28.2011 7:11 PM PDT

so you want a source?


try this

true story

the Navy has Admirals, not generals.

  • 09.28.2011 7:12 PM PDT

What are these first person words you speak of?


Posted by: ShotgunTroll
the Navy has Admirals, not generals.


Don't be a buzzkill, shotgun. XD

  • 09.28.2011 7:14 PM PDT

What if Iran loads up their boats with toxic waste and dumps it alongside America's borders? It could be a major problem, however they got to somehow get here first.

  • 09.28.2011 7:17 PM PDT

Brainwashing, idiotic media: "hur dur, vido gaems cas vilenc n iz nt gud. dey ned 2 b baned."

Logic: Really? Then please explain how there's violence in third world countries. I guess they're all poor due to the large amount of video games they buy.

I'm pretty sure some paper boats and Scuba Steve doesn't pass for a Navy........

  • 09.28.2011 7:19 PM PDT
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Posted by: Gunnar102
What if Iran loads up their boats with toxic waste and dumps it alongside America's borders? It could be a major problem, however they got to somehow get here first.

lol, the boat cannot hold all of that

  • 09.28.2011 7:20 PM PDT


Posted by: Gunnar102
What if Iran loads up their boats with toxic waste and dumps it alongside America's borders? It could be a major problem, however they got to somehow get here first.

you know what else would be a major problem?
if we sent all of are B2s fully loaded to Iran and decimated their cities.

well for them at least

  • 09.28.2011 7:20 PM PDT

It's a'me, Sesto

ITT: American idiots

They are patrolling, they aren't trying to -blam!- invade. You guys do it all the time, why the hell can't other countries do the same?

  • 09.28.2011 7:23 PM PDT

It's a'me, Sesto


Posted by: monkDAN

Posted by: Gunnar102
What if Iran loads up their boats with toxic waste and dumps it alongside America's borders? It could be a major problem, however they got to somehow get here first.

you know what else would be a major problem?
if we sent all of are B2s fully loaded to Iran and decimated their cities.

well for them at least


It'd be pretty bad for USA too, the UN would be pissed.

  • 09.28.2011 7:24 PM PDT

I am the Troll King.


Posted by: Loktar OGar
ITT: American idiots

They are patrolling, they aren't trying to -blam!- invade. You guys do it all the time, why the hell can't other countries do the same?


Are you that stupid?

  • 09.28.2011 7:24 PM PDT


Posted by: Loktar OGar
ITT: American idiots

They are patrolling, they aren't trying to -blam!- invade. You guys do it all the time, why the hell can't other countries do the same?
Where did you get this whole "invade" idea from? We are just making fun of their navy.

  • 09.28.2011 7:25 PM PDT

It's a'me, Sesto


Posted by: Zoomzoom97

Posted by: Loktar OGar
ITT: American idiots

They are patrolling, they aren't trying to -blam!- invade. You guys do it all the time, why the hell can't other countries do the same?


Are you that stupid?


You're a dumbass.

  • 09.28.2011 7:25 PM PDT
Subject: Iran to Deploy Navy off U.S. Coast? Lolwut?

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*Confused Coast Guard spots the one Iranian ship to make it through*
U.S. Coast Guard 2: "What do you see?"
U.S. Coast Guard: Uh, sir there's a cannonball coming towards us"

[Edited on 09.28.2011 7:27 PM PDT]

  • 09.28.2011 7:26 PM PDT
Subject: Iran to Deploy Navy off U.S. Coast?

I am the Troll King.


Posted by: Loktar OGar

Posted by: Zoomzoom97

Posted by: Loktar OGar
ITT: American idiots

They are patrolling, they aren't trying to -blam!- invade. You guys do it all the time, why the hell can't other countries do the same?


Are you that stupid?


You're a dumbass.


Lol you are.

  • 09.28.2011 7:27 PM PDT

It's a'me, Sesto


Posted by: Gunnar102

Posted by: Loktar OGar
ITT: American idiots

They are patrolling, they aren't trying to -blam!- invade. You guys do it all the time, why the hell can't other countries do the same?
Where did you get this whole "invade" idea from? We are just making fun of their navy.


Really? Have you read the other posts? People are saying Iran is stupid, and that America could destroy them with no effort and -blam!-.

-blam!- American.

  • 09.28.2011 7:27 PM PDT