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Subject: Iran to Deploy Navy off U.S. Coast?

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  • 09.28.2011 7:27 PM PDT

It's a'me, Sesto


Posted by: Zoomzoom97

Posted by: Loktar OGar

Posted by: Zoomzoom97

Posted by: Loktar OGar
ITT: American idiots

They are patrolling, they aren't trying to -blam!- invade. You guys do it all the time, why the hell can't other countries do the same?


Are you that stupid?


You're a dumbass.


Lol you are.


Nice one.

  • 09.28.2011 7:28 PM PDT
Subject: Iran to Deploy Navy off U.S. Coast? Lolwut?

Fellow Floodian:
Posted by: Oh This Dude
I had a very similar thing, only I threw a 14 story building out of a pool and hit a kid on a paper aeroplane.


The Flood is just this awesome :D

Everyone, I got dis. All I need is a roman candle and a paper ball.

  • 09.28.2011 7:28 PM PDT
Subject: Iran to Deploy Navy off U.S. Coast?

I am the Troll King.



Posted by: Zoomzoom97

Posted by: Loktar OGar
ITT: American idiots

They are patrolling, they aren't trying to -blam!- invade. You guys do it all the time, why the hell can't other countries do the same? [/quote]

Are you that stupid?[/quote]

You're a dumbass.[/quote]

Lol you are.


Nice one.


Thank you! I pride myself in this stuff.

  • 09.28.2011 7:29 PM PDT


Posted by: Loktar OGar

Posted by: Gunnar102

Posted by: Loktar OGar
ITT: American idiots

They are patrolling, they aren't trying to -blam!- invade. You guys do it all the time, why the hell can't other countries do the same?
Where did you get this whole "invade" idea from? We are just making fun of their navy.
Really? Have you read the other posts? People are saying Iran is stupid, and that America could destroy them with no effort and -blam!-.

-blam!- American.

I'm starting to get the feeling that you have a general dislike towards my country.

  • 09.28.2011 7:30 PM PDT

It's a'me, Sesto


Posted by: Gunnar102

Posted by: Loktar OGar

Posted by: Gunnar102

Posted by: Loktar OGar
ITT: American idiots

They are patrolling, they aren't trying to -blam!- invade. You guys do it all the time, why the hell can't other countries do the same?
Where did you get this whole "invade" idea from? We are just making fun of their navy.
Really? Have you read the other posts? People are saying Iran is stupid, and that America could destroy them with no effort and -blam!-.

-blam!- American.

I'm starting to get the feeling that you have a general dislike towards my country.


Not the country itself. The people living in it.

  • 09.28.2011 7:32 PM PDT

I am the Troll King.



Posted by: Loktar OGar
ITT: American idiots

They are patrolling, they aren't trying to -blam!- invade. You guys do it all the time, why the hell can't other countries do the same? [/quote]Where did you get this whole "invade" idea from? We are just making fun of their navy.[/quote]Really? Have you read the other posts? People are saying Iran is stupid, and that America could destroy them with no effort and -blam!-.

-blam!- American.[/quote]
I'm starting to get the feeling that you have a general dislike towards my country.[/quote]

Not the country itself. The people living in it.


Oh so your racist. I see.

  • 09.28.2011 7:33 PM PDT


Posted by: Loktar OGar

Posted by: Gunnar102

Posted by: Loktar OGar

Posted by: Gunnar102

Posted by: Loktar OGar
ITT: American idiots

They are patrolling, they aren't trying to -blam!- invade. You guys do it all the time, why the hell can't other countries do the same?
Where did you get this whole "invade" idea from? We are just making fun of their navy.
Really? Have you read the other posts? People are saying Iran is stupid, and that America could destroy them with no effort and -blam!-.

-blam!- American.

I'm starting to get the feeling that you have a general dislike towards my country.


Not the country itself. The people living in it.
Every country has its own group of idiots. Some are just more pronounced than others.

  • 09.28.2011 7:34 PM PDT

It's a'me, Sesto


Posted by: Zoomzoom97


Posted by: Loktar OGar
ITT: American idiots

They are patrolling, they aren't trying to -blam!- invade. You guys do it all the time, why the hell can't other countries do the same? [/quote]Where did you get this whole "invade" idea from? We are just making fun of their navy.[/quote]Really? Have you read the other posts? People are saying Iran is stupid, and that America could destroy them with no effort and -blam!-.

-blam!- American.[/quote]
I'm starting to get the feeling that you have a general dislike towards my country.[/quote]

Not the country itself. The people living in it.


Oh so your racist. I see.


Because "American" is a race?

Oh god, so god damn hilarious.

  • 09.28.2011 7:36 PM PDT

I am the Troll King.


Posted by: Loktar OGar

Posted by: Zoomzoom97


Posted by: Loktar OGar
ITT: American idiots

They are patrolling, they aren't trying to -blam!- invade. You guys do it all the time, why the hell can't other countries do the same? [/quote]Where did you get this whole "invade" idea from? We are just making fun of their navy.[/quote]Really? Have you read the other posts? People are saying Iran is stupid, and that America could destroy them with no effort and -blam!-.

-blam!- American.[/quote]
I'm starting to get the feeling that you have a general dislike towards my country.[/quote]

Not the country itself. The people living in it.


Oh so your racist. I see.


Because "American" is a race?

Oh god, so god damn hilarious.


Thank you! I want to do stand up comedy .

  • 09.28.2011 7:36 PM PDT


Posted by: Loktar OGar

Posted by: Zoomzoom97


Posted by: Loktar OGar
ITT: American idiots

They are patrolling, they aren't trying to -blam!- invade. You guys do it all the time, why the hell can't other countries do the same? [/quote]Where did you get this whole "invade" idea from? We are just making fun of their navy.[/quote]Really? Have you read the other posts? People are saying Iran is stupid, and that America could destroy them with no effort and -blam!-.

-blam!- American.[/quote]
I'm starting to get the feeling that you have a general dislike towards my country.[/quote]

Not the country itself. The people living in it.


Oh so your racist. I see.


Because "American" is a race?

Oh god, so god damn hilarious.
You shouldn't argue semantics when your grammar is worse than that of a 4 year old.

  • 09.28.2011 7:39 PM PDT
Subject: Iran to Deploy Navy off U.S. Coast? Lolwut?

This thread has really gone off topic. I thinks it's time to end this petty argument and get the thread back on topic.

OT: How bout that Iranian fleet?

[Edited on 09.28.2011 7:45 PM PDT]

  • 09.28.2011 7:44 PM PDT
Subject: Iran to Deploy Navy off U.S. Coast?
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Posted by: Zoomzoom97
Thank you! I want to do stand up comedy .

I love how you spaced your period.

Have my babies.

  • 09.28.2011 7:44 PM PDT

I am the Troll King.


Posted by: I Own 7 Sheep

Posted by: Zoomzoom97
Thank you! I want to do stand up comedy .

I love how you spaced your period.

Have my babies.


Someone noticed! YAY!

  • 09.28.2011 7:45 PM PDT
Subject: Iran to Deploy Navy off U.S. Coast? Lolwut?


Posted by: Gunnar102
This thread has really gone off topic. I thinks it's time to end this petty argument and get the thread back on topic.

OT: How bout that Iranian fleet?


I can't comment on something that is non-existent.

  • 09.28.2011 7:46 PM PDT
Subject: Iran to Deploy Navy off U.S. Coast?

It's a'me, Sesto


Posted by: Bearded Elf

Posted by: Loktar OGar

Posted by: Zoomzoom97


Posted by: Loktar OGar
ITT: American idiots

They are patrolling, they aren't trying to -blam!- invade. You guys do it all the time, why the hell can't other countries do the same? [/quote]Where did you get this whole "invade" idea from? We are just making fun of their navy.[/quote]Really? Have you read the other posts? People are saying Iran is stupid, and that America could destroy them with no effort and -blam!-.

-blam!- American.[/quote]
I'm starting to get the feeling that you have a general dislike towards my country.[/quote]

Not the country itself. The people living in it.


Oh so your racist. I see.


Because "American" is a race?

Oh god, so god damn hilarious.
You shouldn't argue semantics when your grammar is worse than that of a 4 year old.


Why is it that the hyperbole police is never around when you need them the most?

  • 09.28.2011 7:46 PM PDT
Subject: Iran to Deploy Navy off U.S. Coast? Lolwut?

I am the Troll King.


Posted by: Gunnar102
This thread has really gone off topic. I thinks it's time to end this petty argument and get the thread back on topic.

OT: How bout that Iranian fleet?


Anyway yeah, I think their just trying to get back on their feet.

  • 09.28.2011 7:47 PM PDT


Posted by: David iZ Mental

Posted by: Gunnar102
This thread has really gone off topic. I thinks it's time to end this petty argument and get the thread back on topic.

OT: How bout that Iranian fleet?


I can't comment on something that is non-existent.

Well played

  • 09.28.2011 7:48 PM PDT

I'm sure their ships will mix in fine with the drug smugglers'.

  • 09.28.2011 7:48 PM PDT
Subject: Iran to Deploy Navy off U.S. Coast?


Posted by: Loktar OGar

Posted by: Gunnar102

Posted by: Loktar OGar
ITT: American idiots

They are patrolling, they aren't trying to -blam!- invade. You guys do it all the time, why the hell can't other countries do the same?
Where did you get this whole "invade" idea from? We are just making fun of their navy.


Really? Have you read the other posts? People are saying Iran is stupid, and that America could destroy them with no effort and -blam!-.

-blam!- American.

are you implying that if Iran did do this and for whatever reason we didnt allow them, that it would be a challenge?

  • 09.28.2011 7:49 PM PDT

Generalizations.
Helping idiots hate other idiots since people have existed.

@Loktar OGar

It's funny that the aging navy of Iran thinks it has the capabilities to station itself in the Atlantic. If they actually had the capabilities, it wouldn't be funny and no one would care and this thread wouldn't exist.

None of its ships, not even its subs, have the range to travel the 8000 nautical miles from Iran to US waters. Not to mention that their ships are literally 40 years old and equate to a few floating tin cans. (No, literally. The 3 WW2- era destroyers they have are nicknamed "Tin Cans" from their lack of armor.) And its THIS "navy" thats supposed to "scare" Americans? Its more funny than threatening.

It's all idiocy from the Iranian Military leadership. I'm all for international waters and all, but they don't even have the capabilities to make it here. That's what we're poking fun at.

It's like a little kid with a stick staring down a police officer. The kid has every right to do it, but it's still absolutely hilarious.

Also, I'm sure there's a few Europeans on this thread who are now very offended that you called them "stupid" Americans.

  • 09.28.2011 8:07 PM PDT

What are these first person words you speak of?


Posted by: Loktar OGar

Posted by: Gunnar102

Posted by: Loktar OGar

Posted by: Gunnar102

Posted by: Loktar OGar
ITT: American idiots

They are patrolling, they aren't trying to -blam!- invade. You guys do it all the time, why the hell can't other countries do the same?
Where did you get this whole "invade" idea from? We are just making fun of their navy.
Really? Have you read the other posts? People are saying Iran is stupid, and that America could destroy them with no effort and -blam!-.

-blam!- American.

I'm starting to get the feeling that you have a general dislike towards my country.


Not the country itself. The people living in it.


Oh gee, thanks.
Lets all have general hate towards another country because of misunderstandings... yup... Nothing could go wrong.

  • 09.28.2011 8:09 PM PDT

Generalizations.
Helping idiots hate other idiots since people have existed.

Now can we stop the flame war before this thread gets locked?

We're making fun of Iran's navy because it's pathetic, and it thinks it can station itself in the Atlantic.
They have every right to do it, but we still think its funny.

  • 09.28.2011 8:10 PM PDT


Posted by: Loktar OGar

Posted by: Bearded Elf

Posted by: Loktar OGar

Posted by: Zoomzoom97


Posted by: Loktar OGar
ITT: American idiots

They are patrolling, they aren't trying to -blam!- invade. You guys do it all the time, why the hell can't other countries do the same? [/quote]Where did you get this whole "invade" idea from? We are just making fun of their navy.[/quote]Really? Have you read the other posts? People are saying Iran is stupid, and that America could destroy them with no effort and -blam!-.

-blam!- American.[/quote]
I'm starting to get the feeling that you have a general dislike towards my country.[/quote]

Not the country itself. The people living in it.


Oh so your racist. I see.


Because "American" is a race?

Oh god, so god damn hilarious.
You shouldn't argue semantics when your grammar is worse than that of a 4 year old.


Why is it that the hyperbole police is never around when you need them the most?
Because there's nothing grammatically or structurally wrong with exaggeration.

  • 09.28.2011 8:11 PM PDT

What are these first person words you speak of?


Posted by: oaklandp8ntbalr
Now can we stop the flame war before this thread gets locked?

We're making fun of Iran's navy because it's pathetic, and it thinks it can station itself in the Atlantic.
They have every right to do it, but we still think its funny.


If people stop hating on other countries because of simple misunderstandings then it would go away pretty quickly.

  • 09.28.2011 8:11 PM PDT