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Subject: Iran to Deploy Navy off U.S. Coast?

What navy?

  • 09.29.2011 2:09 PM PDT

Posted by: DeclinedA1
What navy?

This navy

  • 09.29.2011 4:08 PM PDT

"It will not be we who reach Alpha Centauri, and the other nearby stars, it will be a species very like us, but with more of our strengths and fewer of our weaknesses, more confident, far-seeing, capable, and prudent. For all our failings, despite our limitations and fallibilities, we humans are capable of greatness."-Carl Sagan

I bet the US military are desperate to wipe them out.

  • 09.29.2011 4:11 PM PDT


Posted by: BumperJohn 117
Posted by: DeclinedA1
What navy?

This navy


It's nothing compared to our navy.

  • 09.29.2011 4:12 PM PDT

"It will not be we who reach Alpha Centauri, and the other nearby stars, it will be a species very like us, but with more of our strengths and fewer of our weaknesses, more confident, far-seeing, capable, and prudent. For all our failings, despite our limitations and fallibilities, we humans are capable of greatness."-Carl Sagan


Posted by: DeclinedA1

Posted by: BumperJohn 117
Posted by: DeclinedA1
What navy?

This navy


It's nothing compared to our navy.


It's nothing compare to most of the worlds navies.

  • 09.29.2011 4:13 PM PDT

so you want a source?


try this

true story


Posted by: I Nebula I
I bet the US military are desperate to wipe them out.
they would if they messed with traffic in our waters.

  • 09.29.2011 4:14 PM PDT

Fillies don't know about Tubes and his banjo

oh, iran. u so crazy.

  • 09.29.2011 4:17 PM PDT

"It will not be we who reach Alpha Centauri, and the other nearby stars, it will be a species very like us, but with more of our strengths and fewer of our weaknesses, more confident, far-seeing, capable, and prudent. For all our failings, despite our limitations and fallibilities, we humans are capable of greatness."-Carl Sagan


Posted by: ShotgunTroll

Posted by: I Nebula I
I bet the US military are desperate to wipe them out.
they would if they messed with traffic in our waters.


Even if they enter USA waters intentionally the USA have every right to sink 'em if they do not GTFO.

  • 09.29.2011 4:17 PM PDT

"It will not be we who reach Alpha Centauri, and the other nearby stars, it will be a species very like us, but with more of our strengths and fewer of our weaknesses, more confident, far-seeing, capable, and prudent. For all our failings, despite our limitations and fallibilities, we humans are capable of greatness."-Carl Sagan

Here's a map of international waters

Iran will troll America along the east coast.

  • 09.29.2011 4:19 PM PDT
Subject: Iran to Deploy Navy off U.S. Coast? Lolwut?

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Truer words were never spoken

Didn't they learn anything from Operation Praying Mantis?

  • 09.29.2011 4:19 PM PDT
Subject: Iran to Deploy Navy off U.S. Coast?

Oh God, thy sea is so great and my boat is so small

Does anyone know how many oars there are on an Iranian ship?

  • 09.29.2011 4:20 PM PDT
Subject: Iran to Deploy Navy off U.S. Coast? Lolwut?

"It will not be we who reach Alpha Centauri, and the other nearby stars, it will be a species very like us, but with more of our strengths and fewer of our weaknesses, more confident, far-seeing, capable, and prudent. For all our failings, despite our limitations and fallibilities, we humans are capable of greatness."-Carl Sagan


Posted by: Rahm Emanuel
Didn't they learn anything from Operation Praying Mantis?


No.

  • 09.29.2011 4:20 PM PDT
Subject: Iran to Deploy Navy off U.S. Coast?
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Breaking news: Iranian navy completely destroyed after a bunch of dolphins decided to get playfull witht the crew...

  • 09.29.2011 4:21 PM PDT

"It will not be we who reach Alpha Centauri, and the other nearby stars, it will be a species very like us, but with more of our strengths and fewer of our weaknesses, more confident, far-seeing, capable, and prudent. For all our failings, despite our limitations and fallibilities, we humans are capable of greatness."-Carl Sagan


Posted by: SneakerheadSwag
Breaking news: Iranian navy completely destroyed after a bunch of dolphins decided to get playfull witht the crew...


For lulz Obama should send half of the US Navy to the Iranians that are going toward America.

  • 09.29.2011 4:23 PM PDT

so you want a source?


try this

true story


Posted by: Chobo 66
Does anyone know how many oars there are on an Iranian ship?
none, they're running on 60s era US and British tech.

  • 09.29.2011 4:23 PM PDT
Subject: Iran to Deploy Navy off U.S. Coast?

RIP - The Rev: February 9, 1981 – December 28, 2009
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"The Navy of the Iranian Army will have a powerful presence near the United States borders," read the headline of the story, in Farsi.

Ha-ha... ha-ha-ha-ha... busts into laughter.
"Commander of the Navy of the Army of the Islamic Republic of Iran broke the news about the plans for the presence of this force in the Atlantic Ocean and said that the same way that the world arrogant power is present near our marine borders, we, with the help of our sailors who follow the concept of the supreme jurisprudence, shall also establish a powerful presence near the marine borders of the United States," the story said. The reference to the "world arrogant power" was presumably intended to refer to the United States.

They won't make it. Our powerful presence: a fleet of next-gen. ships with radar that would bust a whole through their hulls.

Their ships: Captain, send the fleet!
Sending all three husks..

  • 09.29.2011 4:25 PM PDT

man i get an erection just lookin at my girl lol and i dnt hide it i mean she realy doesnt mind she actually likes it lol also it shoes you dont have ED problems (i think)

Truer words were never spoken


Posted by: Swiftkillswitch3
"The Navy of the Iranian Army will have a powerful presence near the United States borders," read the headline of the story, in Farsi.

Ha-ha... ha-ha-ha-ha... busts into laughter.
"Commander of the Navy of the Army of the Islamic Republic of Iran broke the news about the plans for the presence of this force in the Atlantic Ocean and said that the same way that the world arrogant power is present near our marine borders, we, with the help of our sailors who follow the concept of the supreme jurisprudence, shall also establish a powerful presence near the marine borders of the United States," the story said. The reference to the "world arrogant power" was presumably intended to refer to the United States.

They won't make it. Our powerful presence: a fleet of next-gen. ships with radar that would bust a whole through their hulls.

Their ships: Captain, send the fleet!
Sending all three husks..

We could just launch one EA-6 and jam their entire fleet!

  • 09.29.2011 4:26 PM PDT

"It will not be we who reach Alpha Centauri, and the other nearby stars, it will be a species very like us, but with more of our strengths and fewer of our weaknesses, more confident, far-seeing, capable, and prudent. For all our failings, despite our limitations and fallibilities, we humans are capable of greatness."-Carl Sagan


Posted by: Rahm Emanuel

Posted by: Swiftkillswitch3
"The Navy of the Iranian Army will have a powerful presence near the United States borders," read the headline of the story, in Farsi.

Ha-ha... ha-ha-ha-ha... busts into laughter.
"Commander of the Navy of the Army of the Islamic Republic of Iran broke the news about the plans for the presence of this force in the Atlantic Ocean and said that the same way that the world arrogant power is present near our marine borders, we, with the help of our sailors who follow the concept of the supreme jurisprudence, shall also establish a powerful presence near the marine borders of the United States," the story said. The reference to the "world arrogant power" was presumably intended to refer to the United States.

They won't make it. Our powerful presence: a fleet of next-gen. ships with radar that would bust a whole through their hulls.

Their ships: Captain, send the fleet!
Sending all three husks..

We could just launch one EA-6 and jam their entire fleet!


One F-14 would lay waste to 'em.

  • 09.29.2011 4:27 PM PDT

man i get an erection just lookin at my girl lol and i dnt hide it i mean she realy doesnt mind she actually likes it lol also it shoes you dont have ED problems (i think)

Truer words were never spoken


Posted by: I Nebula I

Posted by: Rahm Emanuel

Posted by: Swiftkillswitch3
"The Navy of the Iranian Army will have a powerful presence near the United States borders," read the headline of the story, in Farsi.

Ha-ha... ha-ha-ha-ha... busts into laughter.
"Commander of the Navy of the Army of the Islamic Republic of Iran broke the news about the plans for the presence of this force in the Atlantic Ocean and said that the same way that the world arrogant power is present near our marine borders, we, with the help of our sailors who follow the concept of the supreme jurisprudence, shall also establish a powerful presence near the marine borders of the United States," the story said. The reference to the "world arrogant power" was presumably intended to refer to the United States.

They won't make it. Our powerful presence: a fleet of next-gen. ships with radar that would bust a whole through their hulls.

Their ships: Captain, send the fleet!
Sending all three husks..

We could just launch one EA-6 and jam their entire fleet!


One F-14 would lay waste to 'em.

If only we still had them. Really badass lead sleds.

  • 09.29.2011 4:29 PM PDT
Subject: Iran to Deploy Navy off U.S. Coast? Lolwut?

RIP - The Rev: February 9, 1981 – December 28, 2009
RIP - Mitch Lucker: October 20, 1984 - November 1, 2012
RIP - Dimebag Darrell: August 20, 1966 – December 8, 2004
RIP - Ronny James Dio: July 10, 1942 - May 16, 2010


Posted by: Rahm Emanuel

Posted by: Swiftkillswitch3
"The Navy of the Iranian Army will have a powerful presence near the United States borders," read the headline of the story, in Farsi.

Ha-ha... ha-ha-ha-ha... busts into laughter.
"Commander of the Navy of the Army of the Islamic Republic of Iran broke the news about the plans for the presence of this force in the Atlantic Ocean and said that the same way that the world arrogant power is present near our marine borders, we, with the help of our sailors who follow the concept of the supreme jurisprudence, shall also establish a powerful presence near the marine borders of the United States," the story said. The reference to the "world arrogant power" was presumably intended to refer to the United States.

They won't make it. Our powerful presence: a fleet of next-gen. ships with radar that would bust a whole through their hulls.

Their ships: Captain, send the fleet!
Sending all three husks..

We could just launch one EA-6 and jam their entire fleet!


One UAV could toy with them.

Guys, what is that buzzing?



[Edited on 09.29.2011 4:31 PM PDT]

  • 09.29.2011 4:30 PM PDT

man i get an erection just lookin at my girl lol and i dnt hide it i mean she realy doesnt mind she actually likes it lol also it shoes you dont have ED problems (i think)

Truer words were never spoken

History.

  • 09.29.2011 4:35 PM PDT

RIP - The Rev: February 9, 1981 – December 28, 2009
RIP - Mitch Lucker: October 20, 1984 - November 1, 2012
RIP - Dimebag Darrell: August 20, 1966 – December 8, 2004
RIP - Ronny James Dio: July 10, 1942 - May 16, 2010


Posted by: Rahm Emanuel
History.


Those were the prime years... why u no give us second Reagan, God?

  • 09.29.2011 4:51 PM PDT
Subject: Iran to Deploy Navy off U.S. Coast?

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oh nooo what will we do?
lol at them hahaha

  • 09.29.2011 5:04 PM PDT
Subject: Iran to Deploy Navy off U.S. Coast? Lolwut?


Posted by: Swiftkillswitch3

Posted by: Rahm Emanuel
History.


Those were the prime years... why u no give us second Reagan, God?


i would love to have zombie reagan for president.

  • 09.29.2011 5:15 PM PDT