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So, let me tell you all a little story. Hopefully you can stick with me through all of this, as it is a bit long. I'll try to get a decent tl;dr at the bottom, for those of you with short attention spans (about 95% of you).
So, there's this group that I am that had some members. Let's change the names here so no one is implicated. We can call the group "EssVee," guy #1 shall be "AntiGov" (he's not a big fan of the government, obvioulsy) guy #2 can be "Screamo" (he likes that kind of music), and girl #1 will be "sh00b" (first name that came to my head, idk why).
So AntiGov joins EssVee a while ago, I don't remember exactly when. A lot of us know he's "dating" some girl named sh00b, because they're always playing together on Live (mainly COD), and they call each other pet names and whatnot. Personally, I always thought they were a husband/wife combo that were living together. I never knew that they were actually in a long-distance relationship. Sh00b was in Florida, while AntiGov was in like Illinois or some shat. IDK, doesn't matter, they were just far away. Sh00b eventually joined EssVee as well, but later left due to her getting all upset over stupid comments. Just being a whiny little girl, I guess.
Well, come to find out, they initially started "dating" when AntiGov was 24, and sh00b was 15. AntiGov swears that they never had physical contact until her 18th birthday, when he went to visit her, and her mom bought them condoms. So, he may or may not be a -blam!-. It's been 3 years now, and there was recently some drama. AntiGov posted about hooking up with some bar chick a month or so ago, and we were all like "lolwut." He then proceeds to tell us a story about how he quit his job, was hoping to get an official transfer to Florida through his company (but wasn't assured), and was going to live with sh00b. But, she broke it off like a week or less before he would leave.
We don't know the full story, just that AntiGov might have been controlling, and sh00b might have been an immature little girl. But he was her first, we know that for sure.
So shortly after this broke out, sh00b starts to post on Screamo's account (who is also in EssVee). All hell breaks loose, and most of us are thinking this is one elaborate in-group troll (although everyone knows that Jacen Solo rUnZ in-group trolling). Eventually we kick Screamo, mainly because he was letting someone else use his info to basically spy on the group. She could have joined any time she wanted, but we just didn't want account sharing.
Now, Screamo lives in Canada. Sh00b is in Florida. This weekend, through some great detective work by a guy we will call "ENORP," through Google+ (-blam!- Facebook), we find out that Screamo FLEW TO CANADA to spend the weekend with sh00b. And he lost HIS v-card to a girl who only recently lost hers to another guy in our group. Again, we're all like "lulwat," and aren't really sure it's true. Until we got our hands on some pictures. Of the two of them. Together. In Florida.
So in the span of one month or so, sh00b and AntiGov break off what was basically an engagement, and she help Screamo fly down to meet her so she can take his virginity. And apparently they're now in love, after a few months of Halo and one weekend spent together.
So apparently, EssVee is a bit of a matchmaking group. But we don't want to hog all the fun. We'd like to offer our services to The General Public, so that we can help others find love through Halo and Bnet. We'd like to get a forum set up strictly for this dating service, if possible. Or I guess we could just use the Classifieds. "18 yo wm seeks expd wf for playtime and pssbl meetup. Willing to trvl, especially if u work @ Sea World."
tl;dr - Can we get Bnet to be used as a dating service? Do you know any other members that have met through Halo or Bnet, and have fallen in love with each other? Share your Bnet/Halo love stories ITT.