I went to my girlfriends house.... I -blam-ed her in -blam-, then I bent her sweet -blam- over and shoved my huge -blam- so deep up her -blam-hole she screamed so -blam-in loud the -blam-in neighbors called the -blam- police, but we didn't give a -blam-.
After i was done with her -blam-y -blam- I grabbed her by her -blam- and continued to -blam- her all over her -blam-ity -blam- -blam-.
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