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Subject: i hack'd bnet and found NEW HAWTNESS!!
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Posted by: sharpace77
I just hacked into the profile page. A little strange...

Profile


Took it too far now...

  • 10.03.2011 2:11 PM PDT
Subject: i hack'd bnet's NEW HAWTNESS!! <<Update II>>
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Posted by: sharpace77
I just hacked into the profile page. A little strange...

Profile
Haha, yes!

EDIT: I think Bungie should make their website like this for the entire day on April 1st.

[Edited on 10.03.2011 2:17 PM PDT]

  • 10.03.2011 2:17 PM PDT
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Posted by: komark
EDIT: I think Bungie should make their website like this for the entire day on April 1st.

That. Would. Be. EPIC.

  • 10.03.2011 2:19 PM PDT

Half Man.
Half Horse.
Half Machine.
All "Jerk Who's Really Bad at Math."

PS
No, I do not want to join your clan/group.

Bungie.net, a site known for its many trolls and highly-passionate game fanatics.

Facebook, a social-networking site well know for publicly airing people's dirty laundry and inner-most, life-shattering secrets.

Two different sites with two different uses, but...

WILL THEY BLEND?

*tosses both sites into the blendomatic*

Verdict? It's the end of the interwebs as we know it!

[Edited on 10.03.2011 2:53 PM PDT]

  • 10.03.2011 2:44 PM PDT
Subject: i hack'd bnet and found NEW HAWTNESS!!
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And the Shadow fell upon the Land, and the World was riven stone from stone. The oceans fled, and the mountains were swallowed up, and the nations were scattered to the eight corners of the World. The moon was blood, and the sun was as ashes. The seas boiled, and the living envied the dead. All was shattered, and all but memory lost, and one memory above all others, of him who brought the Shadow and the Breaking of the World. And him they named Dragon.

Why does my mom have pics of Achronos?

  • 10.03.2011 3:04 PM PDT

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten


Posted by: Qbix89
Why does my mom have pics of Achronos?


Achronos is going to be your new daddy. :p

  • 10.03.2011 3:29 PM PDT

ISU Cyclones!

I can barely read this thread with the amount of win oozing out of it.

  • 10.03.2011 5:22 PM PDT

Hello! You may also know me as Ijnekono. How you have made your way here I do not know, but welcome. (:

Pretty cool spoof... But I don't want.

  • 10.03.2011 5:28 PM PDT


Posted by: Duardo
This is what our profiles should look like too!

Um, ew.

  • 10.03.2011 5:35 PM PDT

Posted by: Dustin 6047
Troll confirmed. I never even insulted you

Posted by: Dustin 6047
OP - You're a dumbass with the reading comprehension skills of a second grader.


Can someone tell me what's wrong with these two, this made me LOL hard.

And then Bungie becomes MyBungieAeroSpace.

  • 10.03.2011 5:55 PM PDT

Non facete nobis calcitrare vestrvm perinaevm.

Posted by: Achronos
You imply a level of control over Halo: Reach matchmaking that we no longer have. Or, in your vernacular, it isn't our shiznit anymore.


Active 9/1/11, Heroic 12/25/12

Too much information. . .

  • 10.03.2011 5:55 PM PDT
Subject: i hack'd bnet's NEW HAWTNESS!! <<Update II>>
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Can anyone tell me quickly how much Foman's mom charges for her dating services??? Her website isn't very specific and asks for your credit card number before you even see the price listings.

[Edited on 10.03.2011 7:02 PM PDT]

  • 10.03.2011 7:01 PM PDT
Subject: i hack'd bnet and found NEW HAWTNESS!!

Xbox LIVE gamertag: Dat3lessNutella
Steam username: TopWargamer
To look up my Halo stats...search for the gamertag TopWargamer.
SAVED THREAD PAGES: 283
One does not simply get rid of TopWargamer so easily.
You know this to be true.
ALL HAIL GABEN

Can I haz new hawtness?

  • 10.03.2011 7:01 PM PDT

@JosephBiwald
View my Art

Per Audacia Ad Astra

I love the family photo's.

  • 10.03.2011 7:03 PM PDT

Battle is the most magnificent competition in which a human being can indulge. It brings out all that is best; it removes all that is base. All men are afraid in battle. The coward is the one who lets his fear overcome his sense of duty. Duty is the essence of manhood.
-George S. Patton

Awesome dude

  • 10.03.2011 7:04 PM PDT
Subject: i hack'd bnet's NEW HAWTNESS!! <<Update II>>

Basically, I make the best topics ever.

Feedback!
Duardo: This thread is locked for being stupid.
cortana 5 : It's perpetually my time of the month and I'm just grouchy.
Foman: I see absolutely no reason, either theoretical or practical, that this is not a superb idea. Excellent work, my friend.

Posted by: Elem3nt 117
Can anyone tell me quickly how much Foman's mom charges for her dating services??? Her website isn't very specific and asks for your credit card number before you even see the price listings.
You obviously have to enter your credit card before any information is released. And SSN. But it works! Look at me, I have 1000s of online ladyfriends!

Also, this is not a scam.

  • 10.03.2011 8:11 PM PDT

Posted by: Great_Pretender
Case and point: don't worry about it. Girls start getting boobies pretty soon, and then you'll have plenty of other things to think about. Being an Inheritor is not a life goal.
-TGP-

Why is there a facebook like button on the top right of our profile pages?

  • 10.03.2011 8:20 PM PDT

Basically, I make the best topics ever.

Feedback!
Duardo: This thread is locked for being stupid.
cortana 5 : It's perpetually my time of the month and I'm just grouchy.
Foman: I see absolutely no reason, either theoretical or practical, that this is not a superb idea. Excellent work, my friend.

Posted by: Xplode441
Why is there a facebook like button on the top right of our profile pages?
Now that Bungie is free of Microsoft, they're allowed to publicly support Facebook. So now you can like your favorite peeps!

  • 10.03.2011 8:59 PM PDT
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Yo Halo53, I'm real happy for you and I'ma let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best bungie.net profiles of all time. OF ALL TIME!

I chuckled.

Sometimes I think 140 characters or less might be a good thing for this place.

  • 10.03.2011 11:57 PM PDT
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Yesh.

Posted by: Halo53
I chuckled.

Sometimes I think 140 characters or less might be a good thing for this place.
I ENJOY MY RIGHT TO 10,000 CHARACTERS THANK YOU.

  • 10.04.2011 2:52 AM PDT

Basically, I make the best topics ever.

Feedback!
Duardo: This thread is locked for being stupid.
cortana 5 : It's perpetually my time of the month and I'm just grouchy.
Foman: I see absolutely no reason, either theoretical or practical, that this is not a superb idea. Excellent work, my friend.

Posted by: Halo53
Sometimes I think 140 characters or less might be a good thing for this place.
I don't know, I enjoy some of my longer posts, but it's usually the short and sweet OPs that really work.

  • 10.04.2011 8:04 PM PDT

Seems Legit.

  • 10.05.2011 3:58 AM PDT
Subject: i hack'd bnet and found NEW HAWTNESS!!

Hahahaha very nice!! Whats it called now then.. bungiebook?

  • 10.05.2011 4:15 AM PDT
Subject: i hack'd bnet's NEW HAWTNESS!! <<Update II>>

Plekpedia - The most epic site in the history of ever.

This thread is the greatest thing since sliced bread.

  • 10.05.2011 4:16 AM PDT