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Subject: Petition to invite Paul Russell back onto Forums

My spoon isn't the only thing that's too big

All this post really needs to mention is the "Pie Thread."

Also, if he's no longer working for you chums, I believe it is in your best interests (strictly business speaking) to hire him back for exorbitant amounts of money to talk nonsense on the forums all day.

O, lost sheep, post your burning desire for the return of our shepherd.

  • 10.05.2011 5:26 PM PDT

Oh hey there

Posted by: petarded2
It's a metaphor for the 07s' lack of identity. too old to be newfa­g, yet too new to be oldfa­g, we wander b.net in search of a home, forever trying to be something we are not.

His meet the team is gone, or at least I couldn't find it.

  • 10.05.2011 5:31 PM PDT

"I don't care if it's God's own anti-Son of a -blam!- Machine or a giant hula-hoop!"

I still get some cheap laughs from his personal info.

*Petition signed.

  • 10.05.2011 5:34 PM PDT

When I grow up I want to be bitter and spiteful.

"i liked the reality where everything was on fire better"
-legato on remedial chaos theory

So crazy it just might work.

  • 10.05.2011 5:38 PM PDT
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"But, doctor...I am Pagliacci."
Posted by: bobcast
I hate you unless I'm drunk.

I remember the night it ended...

Was actually talking to him in that thread about beer.

  • 10.05.2011 5:39 PM PDT
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I understand nothing because my life is a conspiracy.


Posted by: squeak52
I still get some cheap laughs from his personal info.

*Petition signed.

  • 10.05.2011 6:23 PM PDT
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He's probably causing all sorts of shenanigans at Certain Affinity now. Wonder if they have a forum and if he posts random and hilarious stuff on it...

Wish he was still with Bungie, dude was awesome.

  • 10.05.2011 6:33 PM PDT

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Yeah, I was gonna say... I don't think he's at Bungie anymore.
Posted by: Elem3nt 117
He's probably causing all sorts of shenanigans at Certain Affinity now. Wonder if they have a forum and if he posts random and hilarious stuff on it...

Wish he was still with Bungie, dude was awesome.

  • 10.05.2011 6:56 PM PDT
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"Just as the wave cannot exist for itself, but is ever a part of the heaving surface of the ocean, so must I never live my life for itself, but always in the experience which is going on around me.” - Albert Schweitzer

Paul who?

  • 10.05.2011 7:13 PM PDT

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I loved that Pie thread.

Signed.

  • 10.05.2011 7:13 PM PDT

Posted by: xianoa
how happy is a midget likely to be once you start melting cheese on them?


(O : o)=GTI=W====(o : O)

They should let him create another pie thread so the newer forum goers can experience it.

  • 10.05.2011 7:14 PM PDT
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I have a question for the OP:

Cake or Pie?

  • 10.05.2011 7:16 PM PDT

My spoon isn't the only thing that's too big

Posted by: cortana 5
Yeah, I was gonna say... I don't think he's at Bungie anymore.
Posted by: Elem3nt 117
He's probably causing all sorts of shenanigans at Certain Affinity now. Wonder if they have a forum and if he posts random and hilarious stuff on it...

Wish he was still with Bungie, dude was awesome.
Don't worry, I addressed this problem in my OP. Everything has been thought out!

  • 10.06.2011 2:27 PM PDT

My spoon isn't the only thing that's too big


Posted by: komark
I have a question for the OP:

Cake or Pie?
A NICE COOKIE

  • 10.06.2011 2:28 PM PDT

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Listen to our podcast and listen to us talk about the latest Bungie news and Halo: Reach updates!

When I grow up, I want to be just like goofenhour.

I rather see more "Killing Carny" comics than pie to be honest.

  • 10.06.2011 2:31 PM PDT
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Posted by: mahspoonis2big
All this post really needs to mention is the "Pie Thread."

Can you post a link?

  • 10.06.2011 3:01 PM PDT


Posted by: Trytikan

Posted by: mahspoonis2big
All this post really needs to mention is the "Pie Thread."

Can you post a link?
Noone can.

  • 10.06.2011 3:01 PM PDT
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Posted by: burritosenior

Posted by: Trytikan

Posted by: mahspoonis2big
All this post really needs to mention is the "Pie Thread."

Can you post a link?
Noone can.

Why not? Was it deleted or something?

  • 10.06.2011 3:08 PM PDT

"We live in a special time; the only time where we can observationally verify that we live in a very special time" - Lawrence Krauss.

I was a finalist :P

All I remember, is that his blood type is red.

  • 10.06.2011 8:46 PM PDT

Basically, I make the best topics ever.

Feedback!
Duardo: This thread is locked for being stupid.
cortana 5 : It's perpetually my time of the month and I'm just grouchy.
Foman: I see absolutely no reason, either theoretical or practical, that this is not a superb idea. Excellent work, my friend.

NEED TO CREATE MORE ALTS TO SIGN THIS!!!

I miss Paul Russell. He made everything better.

  • 10.06.2011 8:52 PM PDT

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Posted by: Switchfoot4
I rather see more "Killing Carny" comics than pie to be honest.


^This

I Remember Paul Russell in general but I can't say I had the pleasure of being involved in his forum antics.

[Edited on 10.06.2011 10:21 PM PDT]

  • 10.06.2011 10:20 PM PDT