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Subject: Help me help you...

Feel free to send me messages, please be willing to wait 6-8 years for a reply.

1-7 hours if you at least tried to make it readable.

Immediately if you are Yax, Telec, or legendary.

Never if you are mythic, you guys smell funny.


Posted by: antony X1000

Posted by: da bomb drop
Still awaiting a response.

Or like stosh, are you just lonely and want to be talked too?

They are up to something, this is at least the third thread like this that an employee has posted in recent months.


The ones they pick, bungie.net traffic is down, the ones who get selected to test never return...clearly they are using bungie.net members for some sort of evil project.....

Or maybe they are making them into some sort of pet.

  • 10.07.2011 6:25 AM PDT

"The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ,
Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit,
Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line,
Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it."
-Omar Khayyám-

Posted by: da bomb drop

Posted by: antony X1000

Posted by: da bomb drop
Still awaiting a response.

Or like stosh, are you just lonely and want to be talked too?

They are up to something, this is at least the third thread like this that an employee has posted in recent months.


The ones they pick, bungie.net traffic is down, the ones who get selected to test never return...clearly they are using bungie.net members for some sort of evil project.....

Or maybe they are making them into some sort of pet.


If that is the case then risks are well worth it my friend. How long must this winter last before the stars shine upon us and light the path to a new adventure?

  • 10.07.2011 6:42 AM PDT

Hmm, seems i'm a little late to the party but i'll send one anyway.

  • 10.07.2011 8:21 AM PDT

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Furry Forever óÓÒò

Supreme mastery therefore, is not to be victorious in all your battles; supreme excellence is to be victorious without fighting.

"Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. "

Better late than never.

  • 10.07.2011 8:24 AM PDT
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BAM

  • 10.07.2011 8:27 AM PDT

*reminisces when the Bungie/Halo community wasn't made up of CoD kids*
*sighs*
*activates time-machine and sets the clock back to Nov. 9, 2004*
glory days here I come..
*vanishes*

Done.

  • 10.07.2011 8:30 AM PDT

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Message Sent.

*Sits by computer waiting*

  • 10.07.2011 8:38 AM PDT

HALO 2 FOREVER - M.I.A.

Yes i have a Twitter and yes i voice my opinion.

No

  • 10.07.2011 8:42 AM PDT

Gamertag: Deus Avertat

Café

Sent.

Posted by: goldhawk
Am I the only one who noticed he's a space ninja?

That's the best type of space!

He's had it for a while, I believe, but it's still a great title.

[Edited on 10.07.2011 8:47 AM PDT]

  • 10.07.2011 8:46 AM PDT

And now we play the waiting game.
*sips tea*

  • 10.07.2011 9:15 AM PDT

The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success.

OTK

I need your clothes, your boots and your mobility scooter

We've done this about 3 times now. Does anyone actually know what's going on?

  • 10.07.2011 10:07 AM PDT

Posted by: ian1706
We've done this about 3 times now. Does anyone actually know what's going on?

Jeremiah is a very lonely man.

  • 10.07.2011 10:14 AM PDT

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-"Mutiny. And what fate befalls mutineers? I think we know the answer to that, don't we? Mutineers...HANG!!!"

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Ok, game on!

  • 10.07.2011 10:23 AM PDT

What's up with all the -blam!-ing negativity?
Stop it.

Member of KOTOR

Keer-Meet
God of Destruction

Ok, finished!

  • 10.07.2011 10:29 AM PDT

Why do people in ship mutinies always ask for "better treatment"? I'd ask for a pinball machine, because with all that rocking back and forth, you'd get a lot of free games.

Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.


Posted by: ian1706
We've done this about 3 times now. Does anyone actually know what's going on?


My guess would be quoting in PM's.

[Edited on 10.07.2011 10:33 AM PDT]

  • 10.07.2011 10:32 AM PDT

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Posted by: Deus_Ex_Machina
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Posted by: Duardo
BAM

  • 10.07.2011 11:14 AM PDT

You say tomato; I say potato.

You gotta buy me dinner first.

  • 10.07.2011 11:20 AM PDT

Feel free to send me messages, please be willing to wait 6-8 years for a reply.

1-7 hours if you at least tried to make it readable.

Immediately if you are Yax, Telec, or legendary.

Never if you are mythic, you guys smell funny.


Posted by: burritosenior
And now we play the waiting game.
*sips tea*



Waiting game sucks.

Hungry hungry hippos?

On topic: has anyone had a message back?

  • 10.07.2011 11:39 AM PDT

What a hipster.

If you insist :-)

[Edited on 10.07.2011 11:59 AM PDT]

  • 10.07.2011 11:47 AM PDT

Posted by: Changsta inc
Racism isn't wrong if it's funny.

Done baby.

  • 10.07.2011 11:51 AM PDT
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Did you know that 93% of all statistics on the internet are made up on the spot, and that 68% of readers believe them?

I can totally picture this being like one of those scams where you are asked to poll like 30 of your friends and family, then they have to do the same, so you can be entered to win a car or something. xD

  • 10.07.2011 11:51 AM PDT
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  • 10.07.2011 11:56 AM PDT

Non facete nobis calcitrare vestrvm perinaevm.

Posted by: Achronos
You imply a level of control over Halo: Reach matchmaking that we no longer have. Or, in your vernacular, it isn't our shiznit anymore.


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Your wish shall be granted.

[Edited on 10.07.2011 12:11 PM PDT]

  • 10.07.2011 12:10 PM PDT

Message sent.

  • 10.07.2011 12:35 PM PDT

Am I supposed to write something funny here?

Message has been sent.

  • 10.07.2011 12:39 PM PDT