- MsCadetUNIVERSE
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- Noble Member
1. Wake up. Look in the mirror and think, "I work for Bungie. I'm awesome!"
2. Dress up in awesome, yet casual work outfit (complete with sunglasses) that says, "You may think I'm a geek, but while you're withering away in your cubicle mindlessly entering stocks data into a spreadsheet, I am having the time of my life creating games that will be enjoyed by millions and hanging out with some of the coolest people ever."
3. Walk into the Bungie office, not bothering to hide the distinctive swagger in your step.
4. Do some actual work. But you're doing something you actually enjoy, so the term "work" is a slight misnomer.
5. Have some snacks, because Bungie apparently has snacks. Maybe have some lunch too. And in the lunch room you get to witness Marty O'Donnell and Joseph Staten bickering like an old married couple.
6. Notice that something is not right; blame Stosh for it.
7. Go out in public, get recognized as a Bungie employee, and bask in the knowledge that, despite the fact that you are not an actor, musician, or other celebrity, you have a dedicated fanbase who will pay for stuff you make, ask you for an autograph, stalk you on Twitter, and consider it one of the highlights of their lives to meet you face to face.