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Subject: The Average Day Of A Bungie Employee???

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Here's my take on it:

1)Wake up
2)Go to Bungie Studios
3)Get past Jerome
4)Begin top secret work
5)Ban people while working
6)Drink and eat while working
7)Repeat step 5 about ten times, repeat step 6 about 8 times, and then repeat steps 1-7 for the next day.

Am I right?

-hoobla-

  • 10.08.2011 8:49 PM PDT
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On December 1st, 2012, I met Neil deGrasse Tyson. I shook the man's hand, and even made him laugh. Not much else to do with my life now.

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Wake up
"Damn it, Cena is back!"
Ban people
Repeat

  • 10.08.2011 8:51 PM PDT

Swag punks, fu­­ck off!


Posted by: WinyPit82
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Wake up
"Damn it, Cena is back!"
Ban people
Repeat
Yeah lol.

  • 10.08.2011 8:52 PM PDT

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Posted by: WinyPit82
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Wake up
"Damn it, Cena is back!"
Ban people
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lol

  • 10.08.2011 8:52 PM PDT

My theory:

1) Wake up
2) Go to work
3) Snack time
4) Nap time
5) Snack time (again)
6) Do work
7) World Domination

  • 10.08.2011 9:15 PM PDT

@spaboolly

1. Wake up. Look in the mirror and think, "I work for Bungie. I'm awesome!"
2. Dress up in awesome, yet casual work outfit (complete with sunglasses) that says, "You may think I'm a geek, but while you're withering away in your cubicle mindlessly entering stocks data into a spreadsheet, I am having the time of my life creating games that will be enjoyed by millions and hanging out with some of the coolest people ever."
3. Walk into the Bungie office, not bothering to hide the distinctive swagger in your step.
4. Do some actual work. But you're doing something you actually enjoy, so the term "work" is a slight misnomer.
5. Have some snacks, because Bungie apparently has snacks. Maybe have some lunch too. And in the lunch room you get to witness Marty O'Donnell and Joseph Staten bickering like an old married couple.
6. Notice that something is not right; blame Stosh for it.
7. Go out in public, get recognized as a Bungie employee, and bask in the knowledge that, despite the fact that you are not an actor, musician, or other celebrity, you have a dedicated fanbase who will pay for stuff you make, ask you for an autograph, stalk you on Twitter, and consider it one of the highlights of their lives to meet you face to face.

  • 10.08.2011 9:27 PM PDT
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Posted by: HOOBLA 911
Ban people while working

Most employees do not have moderation power.

  • 10.08.2011 9:38 PM PDT

Posted by: Great_Pretender
Case and point: don't worry about it. Girls start getting boobies pretty soon, and then you'll have plenty of other things to think about. Being an Inheritor is not a life goal.
-TGP-

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1.) Wake up.
2.) Wipe off drool from slumber off desk
3.) Get back to work

  • 10.08.2011 9:41 PM PDT

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1) Wake Up
2) Get on Forums
3) Ban people out of sheer boredom
4) Blame Stosh
5) Sleep


Wake up the next day, rinse and repeat.

  • 10.08.2011 9:41 PM PDT

1. Go to bed.
2. Eventually wake up.
3. Go to work... eventually.
4. Work doing your actual job rather than banning people since most Bungie Employees seem to not have moderation powers.
5. Go home.
6. Do other regular people stuff.

  • 10.08.2011 9:43 PM PDT

@JosephBiwald
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Per Audacia Ad Astra

You forgot the random snack breaks.
Posted by: HOOBLA 911

  • 10.08.2011 9:53 PM PDT

Now, in the quantum moment before the closure, when all become one. One moment left. One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

Wake up in the morning feeling' like P. Diddy,
Grab my glasses; I'm out the door; I'm going to hit the city
Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of jack
'cuz when I leave for Bungie Studios I ain't coming back.

I'm talking:
Working on the new IP, IP,
Perfecting Destiny, Destiny,
Fans blowin' up our phones, phones,


[Edited on 10.08.2011 10:25 PM PDT]

  • 10.08.2011 10:21 PM PDT

"We live in a special time; the only time where we can observationally verify that we live in a very special time" - Lawrence Krauss.

I was a finalist :P

8:30am: Arrive at work.
8:30 - 9:30am: Morning Tea
9:30 - 11:30am: AM Bull Session
11:30am - 12:30pm: Lunch Break
12:30 - 2:30pm: PM Bull Session
2:30 - 3:30pm: Afternoon Tea
3:30 - 4:30pm Toilet Break
4:30 - 5:30pm: Evening Snack
5:30pm: Head on home.

  • 10.08.2011 10:26 PM PDT

Wake me, when you need me.

Wake up
Eat bacon
Strangle hooker
Take a shower
Get dressed
Go to Bungie studios
Notice fanboys outside
Sic Jerome on them
Laughinggirls.jpeg
Work most of the day
Eat some chicken strips
-blam!- on deborahs desk
Work day over
Crash a jet into the sun


Rinse repeat.

  • 10.08.2011 10:32 PM PDT

We were somewhere around Barstow...

1. Work.

  • 10.08.2011 10:47 PM PDT
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Yesh.

u guys forget 69. eat babies becuz we r mean and ban all the cool peple on the forms

  • 10.08.2011 11:31 PM PDT
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Posted by: acnboy34
Wake up in the morning feeling' like P. Diddy,
Grab my glasses; I'm out the door; I'm going to hit the city
Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of jack
'cuz when I leave for Bungie Studios I ain't coming back.

I'm talking:
Working on the new IP, IP,
Perfecting Destiny, Destiny,
Fans blowin' up our phones, phones,

<3

  • 10.08.2011 11:35 PM PDT

There comes a time in every mans life... and that time is not now.

I'd say the majority of them just go to work and do their work.

  • 10.09.2011 12:05 AM PDT

1. All our mothers.

  • 10.09.2011 12:28 AM PDT

"A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in." - Greek Proverb

I'm going to go out on a limb here, but I'm pretty sure a trip to the "Throne Room" is at least #2 on the list....

  • 10.09.2011 1:07 AM PDT

Have A Nice Day!

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yolo? -blam!- that! YOLTOSS!! You Only Live Twice or Some -blam!-


Posted by: A Citizen
Wake up
Eat bacon
Strangle hooker
Take a shower
Get dressed
Go to Bungie studios
Notice fanboys outside
Sic Jerome on them
Laughinggirls.jpeg
Work most of the day
Eat some chicken strips
-blam!- on deborahs desk
Work day over
Crash a jet into the sun


Rinse repeat.


You forgot...

Make a profit
Like A Boss!

[Edited on 10.09.2011 1:22 AM PDT]

  • 10.09.2011 1:22 AM PDT
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Whoo.

Posted by: acnboy34
Wake up in the morning feeling' like P. Diddy,
Grab my glasses; I'm out the door; I'm going to hit the city
Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of jack
'cuz when I leave for Bungie Studios I ain't coming back.

I'm talking:
Working on the new IP, IP,
Perfecting Destiny, Destiny,
Fans blowin' up our phones, phones,
Dammit anakinboy, I was about to do that.

  • 10.09.2011 1:38 AM PDT

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1 - Wake Up
2 - Go to Bungie Studios
3 - Eat Froot Loops while on work computer and spills it on the keyboard, erasing entire work on current game being developed
4 - Blame Stosh
5 - Steal co-worker's lunch
6 - Blame Stosh again
7 - Steal co-worker's computer to work on as he spilled Froot Loops on his own
8 - Make up a lame excuse as to why he is on his co-worker's computer, the excuse involving aliens, lava and an ice cream cone
9 - Leave work
10 - Go to Burger King on the way home
11 - Take a nap on the Burger King counter
12 - Get kicked out
13 - Drive home hungry
14 - Sleep
15 - Make a midnight snack
16 - Sleep

  • 10.09.2011 1:56 AM PDT

Relax. I'd rather not piss this thing off.

-Master Chief

1) Wake up.
2) Get in car with snack drive to work.
3) Yell at traffic.
4) Goes through 10 Security checks before able to enter bungie.
5) Sits at computer playing other games besides bungie games, while looking busy.
6) Works on Computer Programming in the Toliet.
7) Lunch Time! Login to bungie.net to see formans mom.
8) More Toliet work....
9) Launches operation "Domination"
10) Go home at 4pm feeling a refreshing day.

[Edited on 10.09.2011 2:12 AM PDT]

  • 10.09.2011 2:11 AM PDT

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