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Subject: The Cartel.

Stop arguing over imaginary -blam!-. May as well argue over Santa Claus. There will never be proof that there is/was a god - and before people start saying "HERP DERP PROVE THERE WASN'T ONE ROFLOLOL" well, you are the people who made it up in the first place so we know there isn't one
What created the big bang then? A coalition of genetically modified TR-909s with extra distortion?

This isn't just your average cookie cutter advertisement, folks. Listen up here.

Are you tired of your group harboring terrorist organizations? Tired of not being able to get pictures of random persons feet? Tired of not being able to hop on a bandwagon while you aren't in a band, or a wagon?

Give it a try.

  • 10.09.2011 12:03 AM PDT

I joined the Cartel. My dick became 9 inches long in just a few seconds.

  • 10.09.2011 12:05 AM PDT

I'm gonna move to China, raise some chickens, make my money, and invest.
-------Awesome
I pray to black Jesus.

I've been softer.

  • 10.09.2011 1:18 AM PDT

You must not know 'bout me

Give Eros a try. It's an active Off-Topic forum where everyone feels like friends.

Feel the love

Mine has gotten so much action, that it has turned to plasma.

  • 10.09.2011 6:23 AM PDT

At least I didn't get kil-

You had me a cookie cutter. I love cookies!

  • 10.09.2011 7:32 AM PDT

Very good group, to be honest. Great community, cool ranks and interesting threads.

  • 10.09.2011 9:41 AM PDT
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Twitter.
WyIdfyre: 'lol, who the hell would even wear those?'
AuSam: 'lol, who the hell would even have sex with dogs?'

-K-

I like the group.
It's cool and edgy.

  • 10.10.2011 9:39 AM PDT

*reminisces when the Bungie/Halo community wasn't made up of CoD kids*
*sighs*
*activates time-machine and sets the clock back to Nov. 9, 2004*
glory days here I come..
*vanishes*

Best group ever!!!

  • 10.10.2011 1:16 PM PDT

Its an awesome group, Highly reccomend checking it out.

  • 10.11.2011 8:25 PM PDT
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Okay.

  • 10.12.2011 6:28 PM PDT
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"The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success."

"Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he'll eat for a lifetime. Give a man religion and he'll die praying for fish."
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Is this group active?

  • 10.23.2011 11:44 AM PDT
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Posted by: James2811
Is this group active?


>

  • 10.24.2011 8:25 AM PDT


Posted by: Harlow

Posted by: James2811
Is this group active?


>
Are we pretending you've ever seen the inside of The Cartel?

[Edited on 10.27.2011 7:05 AM PDT]

  • 10.25.2011 5:25 PM PDT

Hi

Oh man

  • 11.02.2011 8:38 AM PDT

*reminisces when the Bungie/Halo community wasn't made up of CoD kids*
*sighs*
*activates time-machine and sets the clock back to Nov. 9, 2004*
glory days here I come..
*vanishes*

Truly the finest group on Bungie.net.

  • 12.20.2011 1:46 PM PDT

"Through the fog the army moves on. Pushing through borders. Knocking over obstacles. Killing all enemies. Victory is secured, brothers, march on until the flag rises over the landscape."
The Holy Council

Posted by: lord of dahorde
Truly the finest group on Bungie.net.

lolno

3 members.

  • 01.10.2012 3:28 PM PDT
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deej pls


Posted by: General Dripik

Posted by: Harlow

Posted by: James2811
Is this group active?


>
Are we pretending you've ever seen the inside of The Cartel?

Oh, don't worry. Harlow is an ass around these parts. He either advertises his dick size comparison group he didn't even find, or puts down other groups.

  • 01.10.2012 4:44 PM PDT

*reminisces when the Bungie/Halo community wasn't made up of CoD kids*
*sighs*
*activates time-machine and sets the clock back to Nov. 9, 2004*
glory days here I come..
*vanishes*


Posted by: Noobkilla73
Posted by: lord of dahorde
Truly the finest group on Bungie.net.

lolno

3 members.

What the hell happened?!

  • 01.12.2012 9:43 AM PDT
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I currently reside on the Throat of the World. Meditating on the very thoughts that got me disliked in the first place.
I have reasoned with many thoughts, only dismissing them and carrying on.

Kreylok maton alewyix!

I believe he needs the toilet.

  • 01.22.2012 5:12 AM PDT
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Posted by: lord of dahorde

Posted by: Noobkilla73
Posted by: lord of dahorde
Truly the finest group on Bungie.net.

lolno

3 members.

What the hell happened?!
Well I sort of kicked everyone.

  • 02.16.2012 12:59 PM PDT
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Posted by: RogueRainbowX

Posted by: General Dripik

Posted by: Harlow

Posted by: James2811
Is this group active?


>
Are we pretending you've ever seen the inside of The Cartel?

Oh, don't worry. Harlow is an ass around these parts. He either advertises his dick size comparison group he didn't even find, or puts down other groups.
Really? I better steer clear of him then, he sounds like a douche.

[Edited on 02.16.2012 1:00 PM PST]

  • 02.16.2012 1:00 PM PDT