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Subject: Battle of the Mods...Again!

yoo•zel- ('yoo-zhul): slang: vb.

Officium quod Fidelitas.

Just because we live in the same state. =)

  • 09.13.2004 1:40 PM PDT
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That's right. My plumage is brighter than yours.

No....maybe...perhaps...

  • 09.13.2004 1:43 PM PDT
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Posted by: Yoozel
Just because we live in the same state. =)


I think it's worrying that you actually took the time to find that out...

  • 09.13.2004 1:43 PM PDT
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That's right. My plumage is brighter than yours.

Posted by: Psyched
Posted by: Yoozel
Just because we live in the same state. =)


I think it's worrying that you actually took the time to find that out...


I forgot how we found out we lived in the same state...i just dont remember

  • 09.13.2004 1:46 PM PDT
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this = funniest thread ive ever seen

  • 09.13.2004 2:14 PM PDT
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Yo Halo53, I'm real happy for you and I'ma let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best bungie.net profiles of all time. OF ALL TIME!

Each mod is unique. If I had to give out awards to the mods, it would go something like this...

(I dare you to read it all...because I dared myself to write it)

*Crazy dream music and sides of screen go a little blurryish white, like they do when one dreams*

H53~ "Hello everybody and welcome to the first annual OMG awards! I'm Halo53 and I'll be giving you the play by play on tonight's coverage. With me is my partner Riddick10. Riddick, how are you this fine evening?"

Riddick10~"Halo, how can this be annual if it's the first?"

*whispers*
H53~"Don't ask me I'm just reading the cue cards."

R10~"Well Halo, why don't you tell us what OMG stands for. I'm just dieing to know." [/sarcasm]

H53~"The OMG awards are the Obese Mod's are Great awards!"

R10~"Riiiight..."

H53~"Well we are ready for our first award. With us tonight is our very own Mr.Smiley inside the OMG Awards building. Smiley, how's it going?"

*Camera switches to Mr.Smiley inside the OMG's building*

Mr.S~"It's going good so far. Rumor has it that Shishka is running a little bit late. He got into a bar fight with some flamers in the local tavern known as New Mombasa. Other than that everything is running smoothly. Now back to you guys at the studio."

*Camera switches to Halo53 and Riddick*

H53~"Well the first presenter of the night is making his way to the stage. Let's see what Banshee Barron has to say."

*Camera switches to the stage and Banshee Barron slowly makes his way to the podium.*

BB~"This first award is for the moderator with the best avatar. Whether it be that crazy Hippo, Calvin in his MC helmet or even Shishka's bob, the many members of B.Net love the mod's avatars. Here are tonight's nominees for Best Avatar."

*Camera zooms in on big screen directly above BB.*

Voice of SketchFactor~"Yoozel and his Calvin sporting the MC helmet"

*Screen shows calvin in an MC helmet punching Hobbes in the face*
*Cheers can be heard from the crowd of over 70,000. For some reason, half of them all look like Davester...*

Sketch~"Shishka's bob from that game Bungie made that wasn't Halo so 69,000 of you don't care"
*Picture of a shishkabob appears*
*Audience cheers*

Sketch~"Sigma and his giant friggin Hippo"
*More cheers and a picture of a hippo*

Sketch~"And finally, Maka and his All Your Base avatar"
*The AYB vid plays*
*Audience sings along*
*Camera turns back to Banshee*

BB~"And the winner for the Best Avatar award is... YOOZEL AND HIS CALVIN SPORTING THE MC HELMET!"

*Crowd goes wild*
*Camera shows Yoozel getting out of his seat and behind him eek can be seen mouthing the words Hi mom*
*Yoozel walks up to the podium*

"Wow. When I first became staff at chapter founders I NEVER expected to win an OMG and now that I have one I'm just all... oh my god. I'd like to thank god first. Some of you may know his as Jason Jones but I call him god. Secondly I'd like to thank my mom for driving me here tonight, and I would like Hobbes for not getting jealous. Thanks!"

*Camera goes back to the studio*

H53~"Oh, that was close. I was personally hoping that for great justice, Maka would take home every award. All your OMG's are belong to him. Well Smiley, what did you think?"

*Camera shows Mr.S*

Mr.S"I was hoping for Sigma's hippo to win. I mean it's a hippo. What can get better than that?"

*Camera goes back to the studio*

H53~"I do not know Smiley. I just don't know. Well approaching the stage is the rip saw. Let's take a look."

*Camera shows Rip Saw at the podium*

Rip~"He's a guy, a girl, and now a guy again. Tonight first performance is by your favorite Obbiquiet!"

*Camera pans to the right to see Obbi with a bunch of dancers around him*
*Sung to the tune of Oops I did it again*

Obbi~"Oops I did it again. I looked in a mirror and fell in love with myself. Oh baby baby!"

*Song eventually ends, crowd goes wild, Camera pans back to the left*

Rip~"Wow now that was fun. This next award is for the mod with the most misspelled/mispronounced name! The nominees are..."

*Camera zooms in on the screen above the podium*

Sketch~"Makaveli4l1fe1 aka 'Make a belly outta yo face for life!' Also nominated is Reiginko aka 'Rage against the ink and co.' The last nomination is for Shishka aka 'Iroquois Plishishishkabobkin'"

*Rip Saw opens envelope*

Rip~"And the winner is.... Reg..er...Reiging....regnk....rein...regeegheeghurghurg.... uh, the mod who's name starts with an R!"

*Camera goes back to the studio*
H53~"Wow, isn't this exciting!"

R10~"What? Uh, yeah sure."

*Awkward silence for 30 seconds*

H53~"We'll be right back after this commercial break!"

  • 09.13.2004 2:33 PM PDT
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That's right. My plumage is brighter than yours.

::Sniffs:: I wanted to hold the cue cards...

Edit: Rip~"And the winner is.... Reg..er...Reiging....regnk....rein...regeegheeghurghurg.... uh, the mod who's name starts with an R!"

[sarcasim}Hahaha, supposed to be me, eh?[/sarcasim]


[Edited on 9/13/2004 2:38:25 PM]

  • 09.13.2004 2:37 PM PDT
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woohoo i was involved!

but i was portrayed as boring lol which i must say i am not(if you know me)

[Edited on 9/13/2004 2:45:06 PM]

  • 09.13.2004 2:39 PM PDT
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Ok, guys I know we are awesome...But you've got to find something else to talk about. We don't like being compared. Stop making mod vs. mod threads. If you would like to praise us, do so via the bungie.net messaging system. I consider threads such as this one to be spam.

[Edited on 9/13/2004 3:03:57 PM]

  • 09.13.2004 3:03 PM PDT
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so srry

[Edited on 9/13/2004 3:09:18 PM]

  • 09.13.2004 3:08 PM PDT
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That's right. My plumage is brighter than yours.

Posted by: stosh
Ok, guys I know we are awesome...But you've got to find something else to talk about. We don't like being compared. Stop making mod vs. mod threads. If you would like to praise us, do so via the bungie.net messaging system. I consider threads such as this one to be spam.


Sorry...Leave it up, and ill be your best friend

  • 09.13.2004 3:08 PM PDT

bah

Not to mention winning one basically means the relativly newer but not necessarily uncooler members like you more. Can't blame you for not wanting to win. No one wants those people to like you. :P

  • 09.13.2004 3:10 PM PDT
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That's right. My plumage is brighter than yours.

The Mods are all cool, but this thread is to show which ones still kick more ass and takes less names.

  • 09.13.2004 3:14 PM PDT
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im not taking any sides i just love this thread itas hilarious

  • 09.13.2004 3:16 PM PDT

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