- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Yes, I play video games too damn much. Yes, I watch movies too damn much. YES THIS -blam!- MOVIE PISSED ME OFF! Come on you -blam!- worthless producers! Why slaughter such a fantastic game in the name of making yourself richer?!?!? Anyone who has seen this movie, and has also played these games should be thinking the same thing. Here it is. WTF!?!?!?!?!? After the first movie, I bit my lip. So what, they put some spin. Who the hell is this Alice chick? O well, it works, can't be EXACTLY like the game. As my friend put it last night, if it was like the games who would want to see it? Good point, but still, this has more spin then Bill ORiely(sp) on Fox News. I'll list my problems from what bothered me the most till the little things that don't really matter. PEOPLE THERE WILL BE SPOILERS....STOP READING AFTER MY RANT IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE MOVIE!
1. Where in God's good name do they get off having Nemisis becoming a good guy?
-I mean honestly, out of everything they SHOULDNT HAVE changed, this has to be number 1. It didn't make any damn sense at all. Here comes a bit of sarcasam. Rawr...I'm a bad ass, but I still have this fake ass character Mark from the first moive's personality in me. I see Alice, another fake ass character, and she reminds me that she was my friend. Must help, ruin the movie for Padraic. Yay, I helped with a worthless -blam!- climax. My character is completly opposite from everything the ORIGINAL creators wanted me to be. I'm a damn bad guy!! Let me become a savior. DAMN YOU HOLLYWOOD!
2.Where the -blam!- is Chris? Hmmm? You have Nicholi, and some other dude. That I'm not sure if he's real or not. But where is Chris? Missing from both the First movie and the Second one. Kind of an important character if you ask me. But Hollywood didn't. So I hate them. I guess this goes back to the point you can't make it exactly the same. Or even somewhat close to the real thing for that matter.
3. The Ashford's, they were dead before any of this even happened. And that Dr. Ashford wasn't a good guy by any means either. He did expierments on his Daughter and Wife (which they got kind of right) But then I'm pretty damn sure he injected himself and got sent to a damn island. Also, his daughter should've mutated into this freaky looking hunchback thing that eats you. BAH THE ANGER IS RISING!
4. OK this whole Alice thing is going to far. I don't care if she's hot. I don't care how many times you show her nipples. WHERE IN HELL DID THEY GET THE IDEA FOR THIS CHICK? She's human, but wait, lets inject her with -blam!-, shes not human any more. She dies, lets bring her back. SURPRISE SHE HAS SPECIAL PHYSIC POWERS. My head hurts from all of this.
Maybe I shouldn't have expected that good of a movie. But I was really expecting something much better then what I saw. Yes, you can only do so much with a story about shooting zombies and running away. Yes, it's difficult to turn a game into a movie. Remember Street Fighter? I guess this isn't as bad as those. But still. Any other Resident Evil fans as dissappointed as I am??