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Subject: Fing WORTHELSS RESIDENT EVIL *SPOILERS*
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Yes, I play video games too damn much. Yes, I watch movies too damn much. YES THIS -blam!- MOVIE PISSED ME OFF! Come on you -blam!- worthless producers! Why slaughter such a fantastic game in the name of making yourself richer?!?!? Anyone who has seen this movie, and has also played these games should be thinking the same thing. Here it is. WTF!?!?!?!?!? After the first movie, I bit my lip. So what, they put some spin. Who the hell is this Alice chick? O well, it works, can't be EXACTLY like the game. As my friend put it last night, if it was like the games who would want to see it? Good point, but still, this has more spin then Bill ORiely(sp) on Fox News. I'll list my problems from what bothered me the most till the little things that don't really matter. PEOPLE THERE WILL BE SPOILERS....STOP READING AFTER MY RANT IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE MOVIE!

1. Where in God's good name do they get off having Nemisis becoming a good guy?
-I mean honestly, out of everything they SHOULDNT HAVE changed, this has to be number 1. It didn't make any damn sense at all. Here comes a bit of sarcasam. Rawr...I'm a bad ass, but I still have this fake ass character Mark from the first moive's personality in me. I see Alice, another fake ass character, and she reminds me that she was my friend. Must help, ruin the movie for Padraic. Yay, I helped with a worthless -blam!- climax. My character is completly opposite from everything the ORIGINAL creators wanted me to be. I'm a damn bad guy!! Let me become a savior. DAMN YOU HOLLYWOOD!

2.Where the -blam!- is Chris? Hmmm? You have Nicholi, and some other dude. That I'm not sure if he's real or not. But where is Chris? Missing from both the First movie and the Second one. Kind of an important character if you ask me. But Hollywood didn't. So I hate them. I guess this goes back to the point you can't make it exactly the same. Or even somewhat close to the real thing for that matter.

3. The Ashford's, they were dead before any of this even happened. And that Dr. Ashford wasn't a good guy by any means either. He did expierments on his Daughter and Wife (which they got kind of right) But then I'm pretty damn sure he injected himself and got sent to a damn island. Also, his daughter should've mutated into this freaky looking hunchback thing that eats you. BAH THE ANGER IS RISING!

4. OK this whole Alice thing is going to far. I don't care if she's hot. I don't care how many times you show her nipples. WHERE IN HELL DID THEY GET THE IDEA FOR THIS CHICK? She's human, but wait, lets inject her with -blam!-, shes not human any more. She dies, lets bring her back. SURPRISE SHE HAS SPECIAL PHYSIC POWERS. My head hurts from all of this.

Maybe I shouldn't have expected that good of a movie. But I was really expecting something much better then what I saw. Yes, you can only do so much with a story about shooting zombies and running away. Yes, it's difficult to turn a game into a movie. Remember Street Fighter? I guess this isn't as bad as those. But still. Any other Resident Evil fans as dissappointed as I am??

  • 09.12.2004 12:57 PM PDT

Let grunts Sleep!!!

So you saw the movie?

  • 09.12.2004 12:59 PM PDT
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LOL, yes. I starting to think that I may ask for my money back!

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See, this is what happens when you watch a movie written by Paul Anderson, the same fool that made Mortal Kombat, Soldier, and more recently the movie that butchered two awesome franchises, AVP. Great, now let's add another film to list of reasons why you don't turn games into movies.

  • 09.12.2004 1:39 PM PDT
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i made the mistake of reading that before i saw the movie, but now i really don't want to watch it, nemesis turns good? that's just stupid

  • 09.12.2004 1:47 PM PDT
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Im sorry if I ruined it for you. But I had to let my anger out. DAMN YOU HOLLYWOOD!

  • 09.12.2004 4:06 PM PDT
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What's even worse, is that people who havn't played the games will see this, and then assume the games are similar. I agree, i love Resident Evil, but the movies butcher them so much that the only similarity is people shooting zombies.

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In total, I've seen about 30 mins of all the games combined from my friends playing them. Actually, I can tell you the certain parts. The fight in the alley with the Nemesis (im pretty sure you play as Jill then). The run through the police station when you first meet the licker in the game. And a part in the gun shop where the owner dies. Now, after that extemely vague description of what I do know of the games, even I could tell that nearly every point of that movie was screwed up. *SPOILER (if you even care)* And truthfully, I wanted to see the STARS team in more action than one scene and get totally obliterated by an indestructible force. It was a joke. My die hard RE fans left the theatre before it ended and waited for me and another friend (another totally oblivious person to RE) to finish the movie.

P.S. - Uhh, is there a character named Leon that should be presented somewhere? I vaguely remember that name from a friend's description of the games.

  • 09.12.2004 7:24 PM PDT
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Chris and Wesker are the major ones left out right now. Leon wuold be a bit later i believe.

  • 09.12.2004 8:00 PM PDT
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why did the dead people come alive from there graves???.......

  • 09.12.2004 8:15 PM PDT
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I haven't seen the movie yet and don't intend to, at least until it comes out on DVD (in a week or so.)
But I knew it was going to bomb. Whenever I see the commercials, I can't help but laugh (I'm serious.) I mean, Milla Jovocovich (whatever) is a REALLY REALLY BAD ACTOR. And shes in a a REALLY POORLY WRITTEN MOVIE. Put it together: B Movie.

  • 09.12.2004 8:46 PM PDT
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i've noticed that in alot of the newer movies out there (any genre), have a low class black guy for comic relief (now racial comments intended)

  • 09.12.2004 11:05 PM PDT
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I got advanced screening tickets for free on thursday night...so no matter how much it sorta sucked I didn't complain.

  • 09.13.2004 7:38 AM PDT
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Posted by: halo beast
Mortal Kombat


Are you saying Mortal Kombat sucked?

  • 09.13.2004 11:47 AM PDT
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it did not mortal combat was great pluss how can you hate the musick in it

  • 09.13.2004 12:52 PM PDT
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Nemesis turns good? Lol thats the stupidest thing ive read all day.

  • 09.13.2004 1:07 PM PDT
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I kinda liked the movie. I think all my friends would agree with those of you that thought it sucked booty. I liked the black guy, he was funny. Not a good movie, but not bad.

  • 09.13.2004 1:23 PM PDT
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Posted by: Sweat Shop
Not a good movie, but not bad.


For a videogame based movie, it was quite good.

  • 09.13.2004 2:44 PM PDT
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Posted by: ajenteks
Posted by: Sweat Shop
Not a good movie, but not bad.


For a videogame based movie, it was quite good.


To quote myself: "Would you buy a bag of excrement just because it stunk a little less than the others?"

  • 09.13.2004 2:51 PM PDT