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Subject: It may be possible John-117 and Fred-104 are brothers.

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Posted by: antonio iz 217
Okay, okay you want proof? Here's proof.

Fall of reach page 117

John woke up from his dream to find Fred sitting up from his bed looking at him.

"Fred, what's wrong? Why're you up?"

"Its nothing sir I, I had a strange dream sir."

John cared for his spartans. Usually nothing bothered Fred. But the past month Fred acted strange, different, he was off and always seemed to have strange dreams. He was concerned.

"Explain."

" Well sir, I've been having dreams that we were brothers."

John was baffled. " What?!"

" I've been dreaming were brothers, sir. We would have birthdays together and we would be a team up in king of the hill we always won. But we would have different mothers and one father. We lived on different planets but still visited each other. We stopped visiting at age four and forgot each other."

It all came back to john in a flash. " So we are half brothers."

" Yessir."

" Well don't expect me to look after you every second just because I'm your big brother. I'm your commanding officer not your babysitter."

"Sir, yes sir."

" Now you want to double team fu.Ck kelly?"

" Hell yeah sir."

And so fred shoved his c0c.k deep into kelly arsehole as john inserted his c0.ck into her vA.gina. they all cummed and had a good orgasm and had a good night.

END OF CHAPTER ELEVEN.

  • 10.10.2011 4:49 PM PDT

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Posted by: antonio iz 217
Okay, okay you want proof? Here's proof.

Fall of reach page 117

John woke up from his dream to find Fred sitting up from his bed looking at him.

"Fred, what's wrong? Why're you up?"

"Its nothing sir I, I had a strange dream sir."

John cared for his spartans. Usually nothing bothered Fred. But the past month Fred acted strange, different, he was off and always seemed to have strange dreams. He was concerned.

"Explain."

" Well sir, I've been having dreams that we were brothers."

John was baffled. " What?!"

" I've been dreaming were brothers, sir. We would have birthdays together and we would be a team up in king of the hill we always won. But we would have different mothers and one father. We lived on different planets but still visited each other. We stopped visiting at age four and forgot each other."

It all came back to john in a flash. " So we are half brothers."

" Yessir."

" Well don't expect me to look after you every second just because I'm your big brother. I'm your commanding officer not your babysitter."

"Sir, yes sir."

" Now you want to double team fu.Ck kelly?"

" Hell yeah sir."

And so fred shoved his c0c.k deep into kelly arsehole as john inserted his c0.ck into her vA.gina. they all cummed and had a good orgasm and had a good night.

END OF CHAPTER ELEVEN.



Goes his credibility.

Otherwise, I lol'd at Antino's message from your PM. Good times.

  • 10.10.2011 4:54 PM PDT

"Find where the liar hides, so that I may place my boot between his gums!" - Rtas 'Vadum

OP sounds desperate.

  • 10.10.2011 4:57 PM PDT

Generalizations.
Helping idiots hate other idiots since people have existed.

I wonder how long it took him to type all that.

  • 10.10.2011 5:01 PM PDT

Posted by: antonio iz 217
Okay, okay you want proof? Here's proof.

Fall of reach page 117

John woke up from his dream to find Fred sitting up from his bed looking at him.

"Fred, what's wrong? Why're you up?"

"Its nothing sir I, I had a strange dream sir."

John cared for his spartans. Usually nothing bothered Fred. But the past month Fred acted strange, different, he was off and always seemed to have strange dreams. He was concerned.

"Explain."

" Well sir, I've been having dreams that we were brothers."

John was baffled. " What?!"

" I've been dreaming were brothers, sir. We would have birthdays together and we would be a team up in king of the hill we always won. But we would have different mothers and one father. We lived on different planets but still visited each other. We stopped visiting at age four and forgot each other."

It all came back to john in a flash. " So we are half brothers."

" Yessir."

" Well don't expect me to look after you every second just because I'm your big brother. I'm your commanding officer not your babysitter."

"Sir, yes sir."

" Now you want to double team fu.Ck kelly?"

" Hell yeah sir."

And so fred shoved his c0c.k deep into kelly arsehole as john inserted his c0.ck into her vA.gina. they all cummed and had a good orgasm and had a good night.

END OF CHAPTER ELEVEN.


I am in tears. Lmmfao.

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