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Subject: 301 signs that you play too much halo.
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Ok I want us to make up to and past if you want 301 signs that say "I play halo too much". Ok you need to finish this sentence, You know you play halo too much when...

1)You have a sig like me.

2)Someone takes about how the marines are grunts you say"What they're grunts?! Lets kill 'em!!

3) Someone asks you what the one ring to rule them all is you say "Halo"

Ok start making some more guys!

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4) all you do is spend all day long at work/school and at home on these forums

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5) you know what enemies, how many, and where you have killed them

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6) when you have 2 ttvs and 2 xboxes so there isnt any screen looking in multi

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7) when your screen saver is a rotating peice of text that says "november 9th"

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8) when you refer to the rocket launcher as "my little freind"

9)when all your freinds know that november is going to be important for something bigger than presidential elections

10) when youve beaten the game on legendary at least 5 times

11) when you cry out to cortana in you sleep

im guilty of all of these, except that last one

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12) When you have read all three Halo novels more than four times each.

13) When you have Halo action firgures.

14) When all your artwork is related to Halo.

  • 09.12.2004 4:07 PM PDT
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Forgot one.

15) When you have beaten Halo close to three hundred times.

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16)When you dream about u and your friends in MC gear and hitting each other on the back of there heads just to laugh at them.

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17) when the sight of the Halo insignia makes you cry and pee your pants at the same time.

i need help.

  • 09.12.2004 4:21 PM PDT

*I sense a disturbance in the forum*
Jaws on Zanzibar?
Sniper 's Ed 101
my myspace
teh explosion
purchase a leaf blower at any Sears store
After kim saying pc gamers are more mature:
Posted by:ImSpartacus
we r?

18: you have a health bar above your head.

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19) when your friends refuse to play multi cause your too good

20) if the final cutscene of halo blowing up brings tears to your eyes

21) if you have a halo 2 shrine with your proof of preorder as the centerpeice

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22)If you can beat halo on legendary without firing once.

23)If you can shoot a elite with the SR when they are running EVERY time.

24)When halo on legendary is too easy

25)When you can save every marine in every level on legendary.

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26) your convinced that the covenant will attack in 500 years

27) you wonder how far you could make your car fly down the street if you had a rocket launcher

28) youve lost a girlfriend/boyfriend because you spend more time on halo than them

29) your blood is purple

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30) you start seeing crosshairs outside of halo

31) those crosshairs start turning red occasionally

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32)You hear of the flood in your city so you get the shotgun out.

33)You're told you are infected so panick and say "Get it out, get it out!!!!!!!!!"

34)You hear about the elite soldier but everyone calls him elite so you ask "What color is his armor? Does he use a plasma sword or rifle? How many of us has he killed?"

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35) You believe in my theory that Jesus is Master Chief without his armor.

36) You take a shotgun with you when you go to the library.

37) You think that to be a cartographer you have to have your mouth sewed shut and you have to live in seclusion under an island.

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38) If you can snipe anyone out of any vehicle with one shot.
39) When you get chills when you finally play somebody that slightly opposes you.
40) When everything in these forums, you have already done.
41) If you can quote everything everyone says in Campain Mode.
42) When you go around finding ways to kill yourself with only the Assault Rifle.

Guilty of 38 and 39.

[Edited on 9/12/2004 7:19:37 PM]

  • 09.12.2004 7:18 PM PDT

We’ve watched while the stars burned
Out, and creation played in reverse.
The Universe freezing in half-light.
Once I thought to escape.
To end a master, step out of the
Path of collapse. Escape would make us God.
Yet I cannot help but remember one enigma,
A hybrid, elusive destroyer.
This is the one mystery I have not solved.
The only element unaccounted for.

Posted by: emh_of_borg
1Fall asleep in the beginning of the game on Legendary in The Pillar of Autumn and wake up finding you beat the entire game in quickest time
2When you spot a purple motorcycle and immediately hide behind the nearest rock
3You think how many grenades would it take to make the family car fly 5 blocks
4you make this topic
5You take a gun to school and shoot your friend and tell the teacher its ok, they will respawn in 13 seconds
6When you see a mushroom and say "OH -blam!-! THEY'RE BACK!"
7When you get asked about SPARTANs in history class, you give a ten minute answer detailing the training of the Spartan IIs
8When you know how many polygons were used on the Master Chiefs skin model
9when you you talk to yourself thinking theres a A.I pluged into your brain that will respond
10When you join an amimal rights group because you hate hunters
11When all your clothes are either red or blue
12You see a flag and get the urge to take it home
13When Farmer Joe tells you to feed the hogs, you look for a gas station
14When you associate HBO with a website and not a cable channel.
15You start looking for the little green triangle above your buddy's head when you get seperated in a grocery store.
16You get in a go-cart and ask "where's the gunner seat?"
17You start thinking of all the places you can get guns if the Covenant really do attack.
18your whole family knows all about Halo even through none of them have ever seen the game
19When you try to flip your car with one hand.
20When you jump off of your roof, hoping your shields will recharge.
21You defend your previous stupid act with "But I landed on a slanted rock!"
22you randomly drive into other cars because of flashbacks of multiplayer
23You smack your friend in the back, thinking it will kill him instantly. (And all you'd get is a "WTF!?" from your friend)
24You are walking and you find road kill, then you pick up a stick and hit it to see if purple blood gets all over the place.
25your whole family is VERY aware of how signifigant to the world november 9th will be, even though they dont play halo
26when your teacher ask you to draw a picture of you you draw the Master Chief
27in school you have to write a bioghraphy of a REAL PERSON and you do MC and when you fail and you say"BUT HE IS REAL"!
28When u see a 2nd grader walkin down the street with a yellow backpack and yell "O CRAP! IT'S A GRUNT!" and run to get your BB gun shotgun and long range pellet gun.
29when you se somthing funny, and, instead of laugfing excaim "WORTWORTWORT"
30You get edgy when you see the outline of someone more then seven feet tall in the distance
31When you know the sum of all the numbers on Cortana
32You take out the shotgun when there is a Flood in your basement
33you know you play halo to much when you make an extremly realistic looking suit of MJOLNIR armor out of cardboard so you can wear it to school
34The only music you listen to is the Halo soundtrack
35you can snipe things with the shotgun
36When you're walking in the woods with your friend and cut yourself. You end up yelling 'JUST PASS THE DAMN BIOFOAM!'
37When you wanna get back home fast, you get yourself killed with style, hoping to respawn in your living room
38You spot an airplane and look around for the nearest RL
39you run over a sidewalk full of ppl and then wait for a deep voice to say "RUNNING RIOT"
40When your buddy talks about his new monitor, you say "Don't trust him!"
41You run around the doctor's office and scream "Get it off me!" when he says you've got an infection

X) When you are so quick to post that you miss the other thread entirely.

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84)you start to dream that you r the MC

  • 09.13.2004 9:42 AM PDT
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Posted by: thegrunt2391
84)you start to dream that you r the MC


85) you'd rather dream about MC than be in the real world.

  • 09.13.2004 11:46 AM PDT
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86) you can kill a grunt an elite a tank and a banshee with one shot.

87) when in milti-player you pop your head out over a hill and every one else screams "red death! red death!" and scatter like ants in a flame.

88) when you can make a golden elite kill his entire squad while trying to kill you.

89) when you can take out a ghost from 30 yards with a plasma grenade.

90) when you can systimaticaly hog every kill in a FFA and end the game with 50 (you); 0; 0; 0 every time!

91) when you spend your entire existence practicing a game which you will never find a oposing force but find nothing wrong with it.

92) when you mannage to get a group of Halo junkies to get up to 301 signs that you play halo to much.

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86) You're playing Halo right now

[Edited on 9/27/2004 1:02:23 PM]

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94) when you can beat the Library on Legendary with one hand tied behind your back and blindfolded.

[Edited on 9/13/2004 1:25:50 PM]

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95) when you stay up all night, doin nuthing but playing halo on multiplayer by yourself trying to figure out glitches, cheats,, or just get better,

  • 09.13.2004 2:18 PM PDT