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Subject: 301 signs that you play too much halo.
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X) your contacts have the halo2 emblem on them

  • 10.15.2004 6:52 PM PDT
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?) You dream about playing halo2 multiplayer... every night.
?)you have all halo related music/ outtakes / sound files of any kind downloaded to your computer/ mp3 player, just to listen to them, instead of the teacher.
?) your friends get mad at you because you are Über knowledgable about halo, and you talk about it too much.
?) you are taking the 9th/ 10th off... just to play halo2.
?)you are convinced that halo is a religion. [haloism... hehe]
?) you quote halo randomly and try to imitate mc's voice [ex. "well, I'm glad that's done." "No, I think we are only getting started!"

I'm really sorry if these are repeats, didn't have enough time to read 'em all. =)

  • 10.15.2004 8:40 PM PDT
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X) when you plan to bring a big friend and pepper spray with a knife with you to go pick up halo 2
X+1)when you walk outside looking up checking if the covenante are comming or to see if you can spot a ring
X+2) when you sleep to halo music
X+3) when your game cube friend was forced to know all about halo without an xbox
X+4) when you quiz your friends on halo books
X+5) when you are supposed to make a fake storie in L.A. you make one about you being in halo
X+6) when you offer your self to bungie
X+7)When you think that bungie should rule the world
X+8) when you go mad over matin O'donnell
X+9) when you think of ways to creat the shields on MC onto a real halo armour from night mare
X+10) if youve read all of the forum
X+11) you bring a TV halo and an xbox to game stop and then get a mini generater to play halo until 12:01 am nov 9 waiting for the doors to open for your halo 2
X+12)you bring an xbox in school then help every one in there school work so every one is done so your teacher lets you play halo in her room
X+13)you cuss at the covenant
X+14) you hear the covenant cuss back
X+15)you painted a replica halo scene in your room
X+16) you call your selve Spartan 117 in paintball
X+17) you complain to the military to just make a piller of automm so we can leave earth
X+18)you hold a weapon at night imagineing your self fighting the covenant then meeting MC
X+19)you laugh like an elite
X+20)you scream like a grunt
X+21) you filmed a match of you versus your own clan and enemies just to show them how badly they got beat
X+22) you traveled every where to see how good other helo players are around the world
X+23) your multi player songs on counter strike is halo
X+23)you want to make a charecter in all the games you plaed to have a MC
X+24)you are called master chief by all your friends in co op mode
X+25)you play the library mode like it was real by talking to eachother via RVB technique
X+26) you did X+25 in all the other levels
X+27)you laugh knowing you are guilty to some of these

more comeing soon,am quilty of all but 22,is quilty of alot others on forum like about 300 of them

  • 10.15.2004 11:45 PM PDT
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X+28)when you take off of work on nov 9 and your excuse is family event with john sparten.



PS i actually did that lol at my boss

  • 10.17.2004 7:26 PM PDT
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When you double then lose count of signs that you play too much halo.

  • 10.18.2004 3:42 AM PDT
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660) your girlfriend talks and acts like cortana whenever she's around you.

  • 10.18.2004 9:05 AM PDT

661) When you say to your buddies, lets get in the Warthog and go to 7/11.

  • 10.18.2004 4:08 PM PDT
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662) When you chuck a cup of boiling coffee at the feet of your employees for playing halo during work. the reasoning behind this is that the cup will explode similar to a grenade huring anyone within a certain distance.

  • 10.19.2004 11:46 AM PDT
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663 you belived it when your friends said that if u beat halo on legendary in 3hours then on heroic in 3 hours that you would unlock the plasma sword and fuel rod gun. (you do so timing it to make sure) and find out they are lying basterds.


guilty of this.

  • 10.19.2004 7:24 PM PDT
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664) you train newbies to become pros online, using the demo, just so you can have a little competition.

  • 10.20.2004 7:28 AM PDT
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665) You creep up behind people and hit them in the back regularly only to find out they dont die in one hit and if they do they aint gonna respawn................dammit.

  • 10.20.2004 11:28 AM PDT
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486. when the pistol shoots a green plasma bolt instead of regular bullets. (it happens)
487. when you rail-slide the worthog around the walkways inside the silent cartographer.
488. when you shout 'running riot' while watching the Iraq news coverage.

  • 10.20.2004 12:26 PM PDT
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when the real order of numbers mean nothing to you

  • 10.20.2004 12:27 PM PDT
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More on the "Following of ilovebees" but I started calling the phone the "chatter".

  • 10.20.2004 12:40 PM PDT
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670) You can still kick butt in multiplayer with your eyes shut the whole time, just using the sounds and memorized maps for reference.

  • 10.21.2004 7:09 AM PDT
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THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS TOO MUCH HALO!!!

  • 10.21.2004 7:50 AM PDT
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When you do your school report on HALO

  • 10.21.2004 7:56 AM PDT
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701 When your plasma pistol shoots 12 guage rounds in Two Betrayals (F-ing awsome) .

702 When you play halo in your dreams

703 When your only goal in life is to capture the flag

704 When you walk through a park and think to yourself "This would be a sweet multiplayer level"

  • 10.21.2004 8:01 AM PDT
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705) when your brain can directly connect to XBLive, thus bypassing the need of an Xbox, controller, internet connection, TV or monitor to do Halo.

[Edited on 10/21/2004 8:38:44 AM]

  • 10.21.2004 8:38 AM PDT
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?)when you've changed your birthday to nov 9
?)when you dye your scrambled eggs spatan-green
?)when you start calling everyone "john"
?)when you plan to name your son jacob or your daughter cortana
?)when you fill an mp3 with sayings and music from halo
?)when you've made an assult rifle out of the gum you've found under your desk
?)when you know what the master chiefs favourite food is
?)when you try out home-made frags on your friend because he resembles a grunt
?)when you stare up at the clouds and see elites
?)when you feel a strong desire to beat up anyone who says halo sucks
?)when you can only remeber the numbers 1, 3, 4, and 7 (343 and 117)

  • 10.21.2004 5:42 PM PDT
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"When you do your school report on HALO "

it was only once

  • 10.21.2004 6:18 PM PDT
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Posted by: Blackmarch
660) your girlfriend talks and acts like cortana whenever she's around you.

that would be so cool

  • 10.21.2004 8:15 PM PDT
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- when me and my buddies know how many and what kind of enemies are in what place in all missions and all modes.

-When we continuously imitate grunts and what they say.

-When the thought of HALO 2 NEVER LEAVES YOUR MIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-When you dream you're playing HALO 2, wake up realizing you're not and start crying

- When the ONLY thing you listen to is the halo soundtrack

-when you see something halo YOU MUST HAVE IT.

-when you're up in the middle of the night with no lights on playing halo and staying on these forums and you're hyped up on whopass

-When you spend an hour posing your halo action figures and placing them on your computer desk

- When Cortana is your dream girl

-When you skip school the 9th to play halo 2

-When you pickup halo 2 at midnight

-When nobody has beat you on multiplayer.

-when you space out and think you're Master Chief at school.

-When all your papers are covered with doodles of Master Chief blowin up grunts and elites

-When you write long ass forum posts

As you have guessed I do all of these things.

[Edited on 10/21/2004 8:36:16 PM]

  • 10.21.2004 8:18 PM PDT
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your pistol shoots needlers on halo. (and yes it kicks back for every round)

[Edited on 10/21/2004 9:10:07 PM]

  • 10.21.2004 9:09 PM PDT