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Subject: 301 signs that you play too much halo.
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-when you hear about noah saving the animals from the flood and ask what weapon he used
-when you've counted the stars in Boarding Action
-when you've made plans to play Halo2 with your friends untill your x-boxes melt
-when you can't name the first 3 prime ministers or presidents or whatever, but you can name all the spartans in alphabetical order
-when you know how many steps the mc has to take to beat the entire game
-when you've re-named every food you eat after from something from halo. pancakes are now "the ones that the hog hit"

  • 10.28.2004 8:43 PM PDT
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don't know if its been posted yet....

-if you have a distinct taliban battle-cry for every weapon(i know i do)

  • 10.29.2004 12:53 AM PDT
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- when you start boarding motorcycles in the street and when you duel wield your staplers.

  • 10.29.2004 11:10 AM PDT
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Posted by: ApoX
119:When you insist on your name change to John

121) When your name IS John ( my name is john)


I DONT KNOW)
my name is John and my house numder is 117

  • 10.31.2004 12:04 PM PDT
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when you start getting a craving for bagels, doughnuts and polo mints just because they remind me of a halo!!!

  • 10.31.2004 3:52 PM PDT
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?) When you more than triple the number of reasons the person was looking for....
?2) When you get a tank, 2 ghosts and 2 warthogs on the top of the bases on Bloold Gultch...
?3) When you can get the warthog stuck into the senary and not get it out...
?4) When you start try to play other shooting games using Halo controls...
?5) When you have a 1:5 scale replica of Blood Gulch and the PoA that has figures you can not only move but magentically stick in the spot you want them to...

I own up to all of these...
and for ?5.... I have the PoA on Threshold with little Flood characters... (science projects are fun)...I had to build 2 things that used magnetic fields to hold stuff in place..... Cortana floats...

  • 10.31.2004 5:03 PM PDT
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X+1)When You melee attack half open doors.

  • 11.05.2004 5:24 PM PDT
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I UNDERSTAND EVERY WORD ELITES SAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (reference to # 168)

Wort! Wort! Wort!= Go! Go! Go!
(get the picture? no? PLAY RECORDINGS OF THE ELITES BACKWARDS AND IT'LL ALL BE CLEAR)

I think that David Scully guy (Sarge) plays the elites

[Edited on 11/5/2004 10:13:56 PM]

  • 11.05.2004 10:04 PM PDT
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(Reference to # 126) i remember one day a friend of mine said "you look SO much like a grunt." and im like "Noooooo..." and then he says "run away in a panic" so i did. yep, he was right...

  • 11.05.2004 10:16 PM PDT
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My battlecries:

Pistol= buh bye
Shotgun= BOOMSTICK!
Assualt Rifle= where the hell this -blam!- come from?
Rocket Launcher= Run like hell biatch!!!
Sniper Rifle= WARNING: HEADSHOT IMMENENT
Grenade (both kinds)= Fire in da hole
Plasma Pistol= Say "goodbye shields"
Plasma Rifle= Well, at least its accurate...
Needler= WHAT NOW BIATCH
Fuel Rod Gun= incoming!
Flamethrower= BURN BABY! BURN!

  • 11.05.2004 10:22 PM PDT
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when you dream about nutting your teachers or bosses

  • 11.06.2004 5:50 PM PDT
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When you beat every single level in Legendary in single player not using co-op for ANY level.

When you close your eyes and you dream about a ring world full of natural, well artificial wonders.

When you take sleeping pills to make the time go faster so you wake up on nov 9th.

  • 11.06.2004 6:24 PM PDT
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when you fall asleep playin mutliplayer in a 50 frag game only to wake up and snipe for the final team kill.

  • 11.06.2004 6:35 PM PDT

"-when you've made plans to play Halo2 with your friends untill your x-boxes melt"


And then you have three more to do the same with

  • 11.06.2004 6:36 PM PDT
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486. When you're sitting somewhere and you glance at a lamp and momentarily mistake it for an active camo and think, "Hmm... good to know that's there, it could be useful." And don't think anything of it for a solid 5 minutes.

  • 11.07.2004 6:52 PM PDT
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Yin_Yang41: [Forum Lockers] are very bad men. They bust into my place and lock it. Thats like tossing a puppy in a woodchipper...its just plain mean(and messy lol)

x Foman123 x: *Toss*
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-When you can swear you see a targeting rectile
-When you can swear you can see a shield and health bar
-When you can swear you see an ammo and grenade indicator
-When all of the above apply and you're not playing halo

  • 11.07.2004 7:00 PM PDT
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491. When your girlfriend of 3 years dreads Nov. 9th and keeps saying "I don't want to break up becaue you're gettin a new girlfriend."

[Edited on 11/7/2004 7:02:56 PM]

  • 11.07.2004 7:01 PM PDT
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343117) You figure out how to open up an overshield cube, take out the little gooey sphere, crack it open, and fry the contents to make a shield omelette.

  • 11.08.2004 6:59 PM PDT
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When you can do home work, eat, talkont the phone and play halo all at one

  • 11.08.2004 10:38 PM PDT
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wadda ya mean too much halo?

  • 11.09.2004 4:55 AM PDT
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Posted by: HellMutt
when you wack off to Cortana


lovely, I think thats the best one yet, LOL

  • 11.09.2004 5:32 AM PDT
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when u learned the covenant lang. without realizing it.

  • 11.10.2004 8:31 AM PDT
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don't know if this has been posted but

if you go to school/work screaming like a grunt

  • 11.10.2004 3:12 PM PDT
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I hear that

  • 11.10.2004 5:56 PM PDT
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when u see a pelican on a beach and asks it for EVAC

  • 11.10.2004 6:00 PM PDT