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Subject: 301 signs that you play too much halo.
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786)When you count all the post here to find out if this is the right number
787)If you sing Halo music in your head
788)If you play other games to try to distract the fact that you don't have halo 2 yet
789)If you know what "Sknascunbile"(what the elites say) in english
770-hey my Area code!)If all your freinds you play Halo
771)If you play Halo with your teacher during lunch(my freind did that!)
772)If your school was in the polls alot and they said "master cheif" and Cortana" more then "Bush" and "Kerry".

  • 11.10.2004 6:38 PM PDT
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773)If you beat Bungie workers 100% all the time in every mutyplayer type game only by yourself.

  • 11.10.2004 7:29 PM PDT
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774. When u dream of playin halo 2

775. When u believe that all roads lead to new mombasa

776. When u ask for a tour of New Mombasa, africa

  • 11.10.2004 8:13 PM PDT
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777. when you lock your self in a room for a week playing halo

778. when all you can think of is halo 2 night day night day

779. when you get hundreds of sad people siting a a pc trying to thing when enouph is enouph

  • 11.11.2004 4:56 AM PDT
Subject: 780 signs that you play too much halo.
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780) when you've sat over the span of three days reading this thread just to see what stupid things they say only to be _nearly_ put off buying halo 2

  • 11.11.2004 8:46 AM PDT
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this is crazee!!!
???) when you see an AR in your hand and all the HUD and a red reticule (i saw this in english the other day when i was watching sir drone on about some book, i tried to pull the triggor aswell but it didnt work:( )
??2) when you imagine your school as a multiplayer map on HALO/HALO2 (it might work quite well with my school actually)
??3) when you watch the news and they r tlking about iraq and u find urself repeating what the captain says on the pillar of autumn: "i want evry1 at their stations" CORTANA: "everyone sir?" CPT: "Everyone." then you see the screen: open the casket and hear: "woah! cheif look at this", "well we better do it then, thaw im out!!!"
and you half expect the MC to actually go and help the soldiers in iraq!!
??4) you think Osama is actually covenant and the MC is currently searching for him in an underground project aimed at destroying all covenant life forces before 2552 so that we dont have to worry about them invading
??5) The MC now has no armour on your game because he has been hit so many time
??6) in preparation for HALO2 you took a day off school/work and spent one hour on MP killing an invisible player with a sniper rifle 50 times because no1 will play with you and you have already trained on lengendary completing the entire game three times over!!!
??7) you have to do something for charity at school and the only thing you can think of is completing HALO2 on lengendary dressed as the MC then on co-op with your gf dressed as cortana, playing as well
??8) you insist your gf dresses as cortana otherwise you will break up with her
??9) you and all your freinds have different colored MC armour, mathing the colour of your profile
?10) you fill out a chain email with every answer linking to halo for example: what name would you call your daughter?: CORTANA what is your favorite number?: 343 do you do your own laundry?: only if the flood are destroyed etc. etc.
?11) you think that the only way to survive as a human race is if you start producing SPARTAN soldiers and cryogenically freezing them immediatly
thats all i got

  • 11.11.2004 11:03 AM PDT
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When ever you see a Warthog you ask to drive so you can do donuts...off a cliff...

  • 11.16.2004 3:57 PM PDT
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As of this moment I have 787 reasons listed on my compiled sheet.

788) You get the Military to start a Spartan Project.
789) The Military drafts you for it.
790) You are a perfect marksman outside of Halo, without ever using a gun before.

now I have 790 reasons...

[Edited on 11/17/2004 10:18:42 AM]

  • 11.17.2004 10:17 AM PDT
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791)For an art project you make a grenade and throw it in groups of people.

792)If you go to a catholic school and think of Jesus and God playing halo with you.

[Edited on 11/17/2004 5:29:32 PM]

  • 11.17.2004 5:27 PM PDT
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793) If you cut your finger, you stand on top of a first aid kit and wait for something to happen
794) Your profile name is Tru7h
795) You're obsessed with Breaking Benjamin, and you're listening to it right now

guilty of the last 2... haha bit more than 301 here

[Edited on 11/17/2004 6:01:41 PM]

  • 11.17.2004 5:40 PM PDT
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Also a good one for the my little fried one,
9) When you refer to the shot gun as "Buscit Buster"
yes i know, i spelled busciut wrong.

  • 11.20.2004 9:02 AM PDT
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when you are reading every single post in this forum instead of typing your lab report and spanish project that are due tomarrow

  • 11.22.2004 3:14 PM PDT
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you have played H1 and H2 so many times that Bungie asks you ideas for H3

  • 11.29.2004 4:50 PM PDT
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796) when your power goes out you bring your xbox to the garage to play halo in the car

  • 11.29.2004 5:31 PM PDT
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if you name your kid "Lord Hood" You might be addicted to Halo.
if you accidentally call your wife "Cortanna" in the middle of dinner you might
be addicted to halo (as well as sleeping on the couch ).
if you spent more time in line for halo 2 than your parents did for a beatles concert
you might be addicted to halo
if your dog's name is elite, and your goldfish goes by grunt you might be adicted to halo
if you have EVER used the phrase "Don't make me go all halo on you!"
you might be a addicted to halo
if you dream more than once a week about erradicating covenant troops from the face of
whatever planet/satellite/halo/starship you happen to be on
you might be addicted to halo

there are games other than halo?
huh who woulda though?
:-)

  • 11.29.2004 8:31 PM PDT
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798) when you go to school and immediatly ask your teacher if you can be excused because you must go save the human race from the Covies.
799) when your teacher knows what ur talking about and helps you get into your MC armor u made in art class,then gives u a 3 month leave of absence to save the world

[Edited on 12/1/2004 10:45:15 PM]

  • 12.01.2004 10:44 PM PDT

I play decent.

800: When all things in life involve a halo reference, such as "Man that test was as bad as getting shotguned in the face in my own base when I was about to score."

  • 12.03.2004 12:59 PM PDT
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801) When the little voice inside your head is cortana

[Edited on 12/3/2004 1:24:01 PM]

  • 12.03.2004 1:20 PM PDT
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i don't know if these have been siad but...
-you write songs that are based off of your opinion of halo
-you know everything about the rings and halo and every aspect related, even more than the creators
-you started a religion worshoping the rings beleving they accualy exist
-you own both soundtracks and can play every song on every instrament including vocals
-you keep the accual games and soundtracks in a safe
-you idolize one of the charactors
-you know everything about your enemie's tactics
-your NOT as good as my bro (because then you play the game just to see the end, and not even foun because it's easy to beat on legendary)
-you refuse to buy it from the microsoft store because of the sticker they put on the cover even tyhough it's half price
-you got tattoos of the charactors
-you ask microsoft or bungie for a job testing games

(802-812)

[Edited on 12/3/2004 3:03:31 PM]

  • 12.03.2004 3:02 PM PDT
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813) When the covenant get bord of fighting you

  • 12.03.2004 3:37 PM PDT
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-when you know the johnson qoute better than TAI...
dear humanity,
we REGRET being alien basterds
we REGRET coming to earth
and we most definitly REGRET the cor just blew off our raggety-@$$ fleet!
[HOO RA!!!]

  • 12.03.2004 4:01 PM PDT
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When you finish a long book, you say "I beat it on Legendary"

  • 12.03.2004 4:03 PM PDT
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-you haven't been able to use the internet for a month and a half, but when you finaly do, you come here. (i did this today)

  • 12.03.2004 4:09 PM PDT
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-when you read these posts and say that when you get to school on mon. you'll classify everbody
-when you've done everything i have

[Edited on 12/3/2004 4:12:25 PM]

  • 12.03.2004 4:11 PM PDT
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-when you say stuff like: "i must go now, my alter ego and life/state of mind awiats" witch translates into: i'm going to go play halo

[Edited on 12/3/2004 4:14:26 PM]

  • 12.03.2004 4:14 PM PDT