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Subject: 301 signs that you play too much halo.
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When You read every single one of these to figure out which one wasn't written and can agree with all of these...






Umm... Well.... Im guilty of little of these... Most... Ok all.

  • 12.09.2004 5:21 PM PDT
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301) final one but not yet....you cant play too much halo, its impossible.

  • 12.09.2004 5:58 PM PDT
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??)when you beat evrey level on evrey difficulty on halo one and you beat the maw on legendary before you beat the piller of autumm

??)whn yuve lots thi ablty to spile

  • 12.09.2004 7:58 PM PDT
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834) When you mod your Halo game (PC or XBox) so that when characters get active camo they go 100% invisible, with no showing up on the sensor. Just to give them a chance.

  • 12.14.2004 9:29 AM PDT
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#X)When you have posted five or more signs that you play too much halo.

  • 12.15.2004 6:42 PM PDT
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When a forum about 301 reasons exceeds the number.

  • 12.15.2004 6:56 PM PDT
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???)when you go blind from playing halo nonstop

???)when you laugh every time you kill a grunt

???)when you can complete halo on legendary with just a m6d pistol

  • 12.15.2004 7:07 PM PDT
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175) when you're me

  • 12.15.2004 9:37 PM PDT
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Posted by: gamingfreak200
???)when you can complete halo on legendary with just a m6d pistol


Isn't that how it's generally played anyway? Including Multiplayer.

Oh and it's impossible to beat in on any difficulty with only the M6D. Ypou don't get it on Truth and reconcilliation. If i'm wrong please correct me.

  • 12.15.2004 10:09 PM PDT
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???) when every time you enter a vehicle you yell "press X to enter"

???) when you are in a big room with lots of people and you try to figure out the most logical place to throw a grenade to kill as many as possible

???) when you see and approaching car and you can tell exactly where and when you should throw a grenade or fire a rocket.

???) when you are at a stadium watching a sporting event and you know exactly how much to lead the targets on the field

???) when a marine recruiter trys to persuade you and you blow him off and proclaim to be the master chief.

???) when you wish your rubber band gun had a scope.

???) when you become selfish with the first aid kit.

???) when you create an armory with your halo action figures weapons.

???) when you begin to think that your gym class teacher is actually a flood carrier.

???) when you wish you had an xbox controller to walk your self accross campus

???) when you pretend that chewed gum is a plasma nade and you throw it at your covenant like teacher.

???) when the guns and ammo that you own lie around your house and you hope they respawn periodicaly after use.

???) when you hope to find active camoflauge at the bottom of your cereal box.

???) when you pistol whip your sister while she is sleeping.

???) when you swear that are so white that even the sun in the game gives you a mild burn.

???) when in stats class you turn in a postgame carnage report as your home work.

thats some of what i can remember for doing this before.

???) when youve done this before and you can still come up with better ones later

  • 12.16.2004 5:29 AM PDT
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???)when you get so pissed of at 343 GS that you shoot as many rocket at him as you can and ask yourself why he survived

  • 12.18.2004 2:08 PM PDT
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??) WHen youv'e bothered to go throu8gh and read all of these and see how many applie to you

[Edited on 12/18/2004 2:34:59 PM]

  • 12.18.2004 2:34 PM PDT
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when you think that halo is real and it killed the dinosars

[Edited on 12/18/2004 3:01:04 PM]

  • 12.18.2004 2:59 PM PDT
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when you see a little kid that looks like a grunt come around the corner you reach for your battle rifle.

  • 12.18.2004 8:15 PM PDT
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1,015.96) When you beat legendary with 100% acc., using only a plasma rifle and assault rifle

1,016.01) when you aim for people's heads with your finger

1,017) When you apply for the army thinking you have a shield.

  • 12.18.2004 11:55 PM PDT

Posted by: ferret
Posted by: halodev1
Ha ha stanman has been foiled by the great ferret. Soon he shall start a ferret army and take down the legions of the dark forces. ferret will be the leader and he will use his 1337 ferret skillz to end the fight once and for all.

or he just went home to sit on his ass watching conan and eating cheesy poofs.

flood control
got my AK!!

.000001) when your playing cartoghfer and you drive a warthog over to the marines and say heres a present (i've done that before)

.000002) when you morn the loss of your fellow marine

  • 12.19.2004 1:03 AM PDT
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-You try to convince everyone that it is a Spartan who brings presents on Christmas, not Santa Claus.
-When your friend said he was going to the library to borrow some books you gave him a shotgun and said,"Be careful."
-Your room looks like a halo multiplayer map.
-You can beat the game on legendary without using the controller.
-When you rearrange the letters of your name it spells Master Cheif.
-When you see a purple airplane you run and hide.
-When you don't know what to do you ask Cortana for help and wait for her response.
-You use a motion sensor to find your friends at the mall.

  • 12.19.2004 8:08 AM PDT
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-you want to be a spartan
-you asked nasa to let you help them test new exoskelatin suits (same type of thing the elites and mc use)
-you search for the fountian of youth so you can live through the year 2552
-you here the term "the flood" and your heart starts pounding
-you walked into a library with a shotgun and a belt of shells around your chest
-you smell somthing that has a wierd-like smell (like cows) and the first thing that comes to mind is the flood, and your heart starts pounding, and you start to look around as if you were searching for enimies and your keeping your guard up
i feel like i play way to much halo...

  • 12.20.2004 4:47 PM PDT
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i'm going to take metal working class in highschool.................................................
-you take metal working class in highschool so you can build your own spartan suit...

  • 12.20.2004 5:15 PM PDT
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-when you have...over 4000 halo related pictures stapled to...everything all over your house

  • 12.20.2004 5:18 PM PDT
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- if sombody says they have never played halo, you feel sorry for them, because they are retarted
-when some one who's never played halo, calls it stupid, you punch them in the face
-when sombody calls you a loser because you are such a big fan of halo, you damn near kill them
-when you draw covenant symbols all over your school work, and home work, and lose points for it but still do it
-you draw halo symbols on the state test bubble sheets
-you pray in covenant chants when a halo comertial comes on tv, or you see a halo poster
-when you know witch flood guy mutated from witch other life form
-when you get into the game so much that it becomes an erobic workout
-when your sitting on a steel folding chair and you here a skwirmy noise behind you, so you pick up the chair and throw it in the direction the noise came from
-when you were raised catholic then found halo (the game), then learned that the priest at your church was the guy that murdered those two guys at the funeral home, the mystery went unsolved for 3 years, but when you found out the truth, you become a heretic of the catholic church(in some way) and worship halo (the rings, master chief, and every other aspect)...[just happend today]{true}

  • 12.20.2004 5:35 PM PDT
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????) when you stay up to 6 am every day for a week convinced that you will be the top player in Xbox live halo 2 at the end of it.

  • 12.20.2004 6:42 PM PDT
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-when you have an itch on your nose but you don't scratch it because you think you're wearing armor
-when you have a dreem so vivid that you can accually feel the plasma blasts, only to wake up to find out you were being shot at, then an elite walks up to you and says, "*beep* *beep* *beep*" then you wake up to find that that was also a dream then you go around all day wondering if this is a third dream

  • 12.21.2004 1:50 PM PDT
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9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999) ...the biggest reason you know you played Halo 1 too much is you won't buy Halo 2 for the fear that it won't be as good as the first. End the thread nothing beats that.

...I feel sorry for the poor guy if he exist

[Edited on 12/21/2004 2:08:13 PM]

  • 12.21.2004 2:06 PM PDT
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Posted by: eliteskull94
7) when your screen saver is a rotating peice of text that says "november 9th"

Haha, I had one that said "Halo2uesday"

  • 12.21.2004 3:05 PM PDT